Jul
3rd
2013
FREEDOM, MOTHERBUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?! · 12:03pm Jul 3rd, 2013
Lads and lassies,
Today, I will be posting a silly little story sometime between 5 and 6, depending on how long the review process takes. It is completely unrelated to the Journey of Graves. It is awesome. Why?
Because this is America, and because freedom, that's why.
[flaps off while freedoming softly]
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Does your story have the 'Merica Weapon? Cause it should.
Either way, Freedom on, brother.
Some people may disagree but fuck them!
America is greatest country in the world! Neigh! The UNIVERSE!
it's a privilege to live in this great nation.
God bless the United Freedoms of Freedomica.dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Derpy_Hooves_lolface.png
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Your profile pic... it's so... majestic...
This is America? Nah, this is the Netherlands! Tons of freedom here! Democracy since 1581! And 21% of us live below sea level! How cool is that?!
'MURICA!!
See, you've got it all wrong. This is the guy who loves his freedom!
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Seeing as how it isn't yet the fourth, and thus won't be QUITE so treasonous...
1185245 Eenope! Stephen Coltbert loves his freedom!
Freedom!
WHAT IS THIS SORCERY!?
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STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING RIGHT NOW
GET TO DENNY'S. GO ORDER YOURSELF A HEAPING STACK OF AMERICA!
AND TASTE THE FREEDOM!!!
Also, sing the theme to Team America as you are eating your stack of America pancakes.
AMERICA!
AMERICA!!!
A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist
"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!"
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.
"How old is this rock, pinhead?"
The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian"
"Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now"
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor" (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!
The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.
Semper Fi.
p.s. close the borders
1185642 I really, REALLY hope that was a joke...
If it was:
If not:
1185155 I am going to one up you
1186804
I'll see your SFM and raise you one Red vs Blue.
1185361 I feel oddly good and bad about america.
1186807 DAMN IT I CANT BEAT THAT, CURSE YOU SIR CURSE YOU
no one can beat the stupidity of caboose.
1186174 Come on, everyone knows I'm a goof ball.
1188735 Just checking!
Pulp Fiction is the greatest movie ever made.
Just thought I'd add that....