New story, and notes on upcoming stories · 4:08am Jun 11th, 2013
Hello my readers most magnificent.
So, first of all I wrote a new story. And were it on FimFiction (which it isn't) it would be tagged [Human].
No! Wait! Don't go! I can explain!
Toafan was kind enough to invite me to participate in a flash-fiction contest/here's a prompt see what you can do with it type thing. Now, I don't really do requests, and I'm swamped as it is, but I did consider it, that being the polite thing to do, and I realized I had the story all-but-complete in my head. So I wrote it.
Now it has to be tagged [Human] because of the prompt, but it is not a HiE story. Promise.
You can find it here: Hoofprints.
I think it may--a few rough edges notwithstanding--amuse you.
Right, moving on, there's some news regarding the more, ah, traditional writing projects of mine. I've not stalled, you'll be pleased to know, and I have one story ready for publication, and another at about 90%. Now, you may have to wait for these a bit longer because I want to publish them as a part of Obiter Dicta which is my fic/omnibus for shortish pieces, and I want a third piece before I make it public.
Currently I've written "The Game the Princesses Play", and "An Afternoon for Dotted Line". The first is a [comedy] piece and the second is a [comedy] [slice of life]. The third piece is probably going to be "On The Nature of War," but that depends on my ability to make the story worthwhile. Still, the story should be online before long. Writing's being going passing well lately, which, after the long stretch with writer's block, is good news indeed.
Thanks for reading!
Please put that flashfic on this site. It deserves to be here. Even if it isn't as polished as your usual writing, it's still excellent.
"Hold on and try to steer with your knees" may be the best advice for guiding the human mind through the concept of time travel that I've ever heard.
Also, if this story isn't at least a thousand words long, that's a damn shame, because I want to favorite it.
As for the narrator, I want to say either Discord or the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Assuming that they aren't the same thing. Now there's a story idea...
Well, the narrator can't be Discord. He's not having enough fun with the event. After all, Discord would place a plaque right in the dust at that bottom step that said, "Don't forget your lines, Neil."
SOON
Whelp, there is a Ghost story. Hold my calls.
That was beautiful.
Oh.
OH
Don't let Celestia read this.
I don't think my heart can take much more of this. Too much heartbreak recently.
That was great - thanks for sharing it.
Well...
This should be interesting.
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Aww. Thanks.
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It's about 1900 words, actually.
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True, true, but Discord's been a lot calmer lately.
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Glad this aleatory temporal alignment of prose production served to render your general dissatisfaction into at the very least equanimity, if not felicity.
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Thanks.
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I'm glad you enjoyed it. Makes the sharing worthwhile.
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A part of me wants to start making long fake quotes and attributing them on the noted theoretician of war, the Gryphon scholar, Von Clawsewitz.
But no, it's just a little story about war. You'll see. Well you will if I can make the blasted thing work.
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Yeah. I know. It is a bit
I think I know which line was the killer one, too.
Oh, and Blue? Celestia knows. She always did.
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But even so, to see it quite like that, all the knowing in the universe wouldn't help. 
Of course she knows, she has carried it with her for a millennium.
I can't say anything except that was... beautifully poetic.
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Fricking Von Clawsewitz.
Everypony quotes him. Nopony understands him.
They need to just stop.
That was a fine read. You're a true craftsman of words!
Y U NO PUBLISH ON FIMFICTION?!
I notice the story also gives an explanation for Neil's omitted "a", though it didn't point that out.
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Well, I suppose may include it as a part of Obiter Dicta. I wasn't sure it was good enough to publish, I guess. I sort of wrote it all in a flash. Two hours or thereabouts. One editing pass, no significant changes.
And, yes, that's why Neil[1] flubbed his most important line. He saw Luna.
[1] Who's never named in the story. In fact the story has no names in it at all. A deliberate choice, that.
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Please, post it on fimfiction, I want to fav it!
Honestly, I want to say the narrator is Q.
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1138130 I sort of wrote it all in a flash. Two hours or thereabouts. One editing pass, no significant changes.
Did I tell you I hate you?
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Several times. Loudly. There were also the murder attempts. One of those times that actions really do speak louder than words.
It's just... you know. Inspiration. I saw the prompt and saw the story. Once I knew what it's going to be about, it was dead easy to put words around.
1138490 There were also the murder attempts. One of those times that actions really do speak louder than words.
Dammit, and I paid extra for the silent ones.
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Ha HA! i.imgur.com/IDf0Qars.png
I was thinking it sounded kind of Discord-y, but too friendly and cajoling and pushing and oh right, when Discord is an Antagonist instead of a Villain, we call him Q.
It was a fun story, anyway. I'm a terrible sucker for little clevernesses and flourishes like the accounting for Neil's dropped 'a'.
I'm glad someone pointed out the dropped 'a', because I missed it, and that really adds to the story.
Another vote for FIMFic publication. This stands alone well.
Well, it looks like you might have three stories, then!
It feels very strange to know that I only learned that Neil Armstrong fumbled his line because a read a pony fanfic about it. It also feels strange to like a story and not a have a little button that allows me show my appreciation.
What I found interesting is that the meat of the story isn't really the prompt, but instead a justification of why it happened.
Good sir:
There is a meme, to which I will not link, because I already know the answer to the question. You have done things with words I never conceived of dreaming to be impossible, much less ever seeing them done. I applaud your immeasurably superior skill.
PS:
PUBLISH! 
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Fun fact: Neil says[1] he did say the 'a'. Further analysis of the actual recordings has so far proved inconclusive. (Another fun fact: NASA wasn't actually expecting him to say anything.) Given that I don't recall an 'a'-length space between 'step for' and 'man', I like to think that this is actually what happened.
It's frankly downright mindblowing what you can learn you never knew about the moon landings with nothing more than the internet. Among other things I learned while researching it, the moon landers are between twenty and thirty feet tall, they had smaller doors than the spacesuits were designed for, you can find official recordings of the entire mission online for free, and Neil spent twenty minutes as the only person to walk on the moon.
[1] Perhaps that should be 'said'...