So Sweet and Tasty

Does anyone know a reliable way to get in touch with Sgt. Sprinkles, author of Cupcakes?

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[oberon]

So schweet and taschty.
I don't think there's a way, he disappeared from the Interwebs as far as I know.

[Professor Plum]

None that I'm aware of.

[Horse Voice]

Possibly. I can't guarantee it's the same guy, though.

[BaroqueNexus]

Ummm....why?

No. You know what, nevermind. I"m not even gonna ask.

[Sorren]

Oh, should I get the pitchforks ready?

[Mindblower]

Search the deepest and darkest tombs of the Internet. A little bird told me through a mirror that Sgt. Sprinkles resides within the Sixth Circle of 4chan. The only way to safely traverse said depths (and 'safely,' as you might guess, is quite the gross misnomer) is to shroud oneself in a Mythril Cloak, gain a Millennium Eye, and have the tiniest, most special part of your soul die (the more horrible, the better).

And even all this only gains you about a 60% chance of survival, and merely a 20% chance of achieving your goal. Good luck be to ye, and may Faust have mercy on you.

[Csquared08]

I've seen him around Cloudsdale on occasion. Talked to him once or twice. I have no idea if he still goes there, though. I haven't been active there since August

[Karach]

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Meh, you don't need any of that provided you have a strong Net Navi.
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After all, if Forte roams the Undernet on a daily basis, how dangerous do you think 4chan can be for him?

[Mindblower]

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About a #34 amount of dangerous, my good chap.

[D G D Davidson]

I take it "Cupcakes" is going to the Vault.

[wackedoutpet]

Sergeant Sprinkles is very much the 'John Smith' name of ponydom. Your best bet is to buy space on Equestria Daily and have him complete a challenge only he could actually complete.

[ArkNoMane]

CSImadmax on deviantart might have an idea.

[RBDash47]

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That's an interesting angle; thanks for the idea.

[ArkNoMane]

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If memory serves me correctly, the artist mentioned Sgt. Sprinkles being a friend of his/hers.

[Bad Horse]

Don't do it!!