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MallaJong1


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  • 573 weeks
    Potential Collab Project?

    Got this little 3,000 word thing I worked on a few months back.
    Wrote it in two hours randomly one night. I have no idea where I was going with it.
    I think it's shit, but I'd like a second opinion.

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    25 comments · 1,447 views
  • 573 weeks
    1000 followers?

    Cool.

    So...do I have to do something for the fans...or can I just keep lazing around?

    I'd prefer the latter option.

    24 comments · 1,027 views
  • 574 weeks
    Where have I been all this time?

    I've been in Japan for the past five weeks, backpacking across the country.

    Before then I was too busy preparing for the trip.

    I'm back now. I wonder what's changed in the past two and half months?

    46 comments · 1,173 views
  • 585 weeks
    Whatever. Fine. The readers win.

    The comments, the messages, the love. Fuck it. I'll sacrifice by getting used to the fucked up mobile version.

    I'll update, because I really want to.

    Yeah, I'm a flip-floppity bastard. I say "UPDATES! UPDATES! OH, MAN! HERE COME THE UPDATES!" and then I say "Fuck this mobile version bullshit. I'm done. Peace out." and now I'm saying "Alright, fine, you guys. Fuck."

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    64 comments · 1,447 views
  • 585 weeks
    Why I'm done with this site.

    Like I said before, 95% of the time I use fimfiction through my iPhone. I only use the desktop when I update stories. I rarely use a desktop ever. I don't like it. I enjoy browsing through my mobile device for everything, from news articles to YouTube to manga to fiction to porn. Always on my phone. It's just much more easily available.

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    53 comments · 1,286 views
Jan
3rd
2013

Ask A Fimfiction Brony! ~ MallaJong1 (Q and A Video!) · 8:32am Jan 3rd, 2013

You guys asked your questions! I answered them right on the spot, so improvisation galore! I was only able to cover about half, so another video will be posted for the remaining questions! If you have more questions to ask me, post them in my last blog's comments section!
Warning: Mature Subjects Come Up

Oh, and there's a "Wondershare" watermark from my Free Trial video editor, so don't mind it. Thanks, guys, for the questions! I had a lot of fun making this video!

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Comments ( 39 )

Yes! :rainbowkiss:

My prayers have been answered!
Although you do like Spike and Sweetie Belle... okay my imagination has seriously run off with me now. I remember deciding to read The Sweetest Gem because you were going to read it, although I'm sure you also made the comment you weren't to big a fan on that shipping pair :trixieshiftright:

Either way, awesome video!

fear me for i have bacon.:rainbowdetermined2:

Thailand is also acceptabel

Rarity has been pleased:raritywink:

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Yes!
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I don't like bacon.

Only the most swagtastic men wear their shades inside. :rainbowwild:

I would punch Fluttershy.

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No OCxCanon stories in the future?
Okay, thats fine I guess. I didn't mean to intrude. Just ignore me as if I don't exist.

674886 BLASPHEMY KNOW THIS i dont know who you are. i dont know why you don't like bacon if you are looking to hate on the bacon what i can tell you is i do have are a very particular set of skills. skills i have acquired over a very long career. skills that make me a nightmare for peope like you. if you let stop hating the bacon now that'll be the end of it. i will not look for you i will not pursue you. but if you dont i will look for you i will find you and i will kill you.

That being said i still love your stories ive been up for like 64 hours straight and i think its making me crazy but dont tell the midget hiding in my closet ok

Ah, so that's what you were doing on YouTube while I was playing Halo. Here's a candidate for best Spike scene:

Spike: "That nest needs to be condemned!"
Rarity: "Oh Spi-hike, it's not that bad. I'm sure the birds can use it for a, um..."
Spike: "An outhouse?"

Yay, one of my questions made him think and then doubt his answer, and another made him happy at the thought.

This was one of your better ideas MJ, it was fun to watch.

You good sir have earned my fucks use them wisely:twilightsmile:

Lol swaggon

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True that.
And I am so confused with that picture! Is that the modern day Mona Lisa?!

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Okay, I won't tell the midget. I promise.

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You know I love you, dude.

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Hah! That is a funny one.
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I am glad you liked it, my friend! Ask me more if you want!
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I shall use them to my heart's content!

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Killed you dead? Is that good?
Should I ask a question at the end of a video? I'll do that next time!

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Oh My god! You are maybe the craziest Brony that I ever see in my life MallaJong! :pinkiegasp:
That vid tottaly made my day! :rainbowlaugh:

And you really should do us questions too. It would be so great! :pinkiegasp:

I dunno if I should ask you here, on this thread, but when you are planning on doing the reviews for your SpikexDash Challenge? You must be pretty busy with your fics, so it's just a question, take your time and continue bringing to us those awesome stuff man! :raritystarry:

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

Here's the Spilestia story (can also be Sparity) Heart of a Dragon
I am in the middle of writing a couple SpikexDerpy stories, and I want to make a shipfic with Spike and everypony. We should shoot some ideas back and forth lol.

Also, you should check out my story sometime (preferably when I get further along). It is similar in some ways to Heart of Scales :pinkiehappy:

Thanks for the answers dude. A couple of these really set me off. Like the how you first became a brony one. If that's a true story dude ... oh Celestia.

Thanks for the answers! I feel a bit proud knowing that I got you to laugh that hard.

Oh snap, just had an idea: great timberwolfxursa minor clop fic!

Now if only I was good at writing....

Welp, I sure didn't expect you to actually try and put eggs in your mouth. Very interesting video, nice to know some things I guess.

Also, you referred to a pegasus with an awesome mane as Cloudkicker. This is the only pony named Cloudkicker. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110216030054/mlp/images/4/46/Cloud_Kicker_id.png

Whereas this is an awesome pony with an awesome mane named Cloudchaser. I assume you're referring to her?
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121204211461/mlp/images/e/e4/S02e22_cloudchaser_cropped.png

Haha, oh man, that was a great video, Malla. You certainly had some interesting answers, that's for sure! I give you some serious kudos for tackling most of the questions that came your way!

Heh, sorry about that "What time is it?" question, I could tell that you were not that amused with it, haha XD. By that time I was just randomly spouting out questions, Thanks for answering them though!

OMG you got my moustache question BUAHAHAHA :rainbowlaugh:

I would punch Fluttershy.

I lol'd.:rainbowlaugh:

[EDIT] Also, if questions are still allowed; what is the most awesome thing you've ever seen/done?

I would punch Celestia.
She's a troll.

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No, it's JonTron, silly! :derpytongue2:

674886 Malla your one of my favorite author's a true Brony if I ever met one, I applud you good sir:moustache:

I am the only that can ask moustache questions!

holy crap he answered my question:pinkiegasp::rainbowderp::yay:

These are amazing! Thank you for sharing this with us.

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And we have a winner :moustache:

I just started reading Spikes sexual revolution it reminds me of my favorite movie Hitch.

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