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MallaJong1


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  • 568 weeks
    Potential Collab Project?

    Got this little 3,000 word thing I worked on a few months back.
    Wrote it in two hours randomly one night. I have no idea where I was going with it.
    I think it's shit, but I'd like a second opinion.

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    25 comments · 1,437 views
  • 568 weeks
    1000 followers?

    Cool.

    So...do I have to do something for the fans...or can I just keep lazing around?

    I'd prefer the latter option.

    24 comments · 1,015 views
  • 569 weeks
    Where have I been all this time?

    I've been in Japan for the past five weeks, backpacking across the country.

    Before then I was too busy preparing for the trip.

    I'm back now. I wonder what's changed in the past two and half months?

    46 comments · 1,165 views
  • 580 weeks
    Whatever. Fine. The readers win.

    The comments, the messages, the love. Fuck it. I'll sacrifice by getting used to the fucked up mobile version.

    I'll update, because I really want to.

    Yeah, I'm a flip-floppity bastard. I say "UPDATES! UPDATES! OH, MAN! HERE COME THE UPDATES!" and then I say "Fuck this mobile version bullshit. I'm done. Peace out." and now I'm saying "Alright, fine, you guys. Fuck."

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    64 comments · 1,429 views
  • 580 weeks
    Why I'm done with this site.

    Like I said before, 95% of the time I use fimfiction through my iPhone. I only use the desktop when I update stories. I rarely use a desktop ever. I don't like it. I enjoy browsing through my mobile device for everything, from news articles to YouTube to manga to fiction to porn. Always on my phone. It's just much more easily available.

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    53 comments · 1,277 views
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1000 followers? · 10:02pm Jun 17th, 2013

Cool.

So...do I have to do something for the fans...or can I just keep lazing around?

I'd prefer the latter option.

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Comments ( 24 )

or can I just keep lazing around?

Please tell me you're joking. I wanna see more of Spike's X series.

Yay, our personal slave is back! Lol, just kidding. But in all seriousness can I make a request?

Find a way to lose them so you can keep re-experiencing that thrill.

As good of an excuse as any to do Spike's Milky Way

We demand a Story about spike discovering that he is actually a female dragon.:rainbowlaugh:
:moustache:
:facehoof:
:eeyup:

It's a difficult situation, by lazing around you're a relate-able person but a celebration fic would be awesome :trixieshiftleft: hmm

1150547
You got me convinced, MechaLump. Congratulations, you're now MallaJong1's official muse of the day.

Celebration fic is coming!!!

Keep lazing around.

You've earned it. :raritywink:

You can be lazy while you come up with a new chapter for anyone of your stories.:trollestia:

No, dude. You still have to write,

Spike's Rarity
Spike's Fluttershy
Spike's Trixie
Spike's Cloudchaser
Spike's Mayor Mare
Spike's Spitfire
Spike's Celestia
Spike's Trollestia
Spike's Molestia
Spike's Photo Finish
Spike's Tom
Spike's Lyra
Spike's Juliet
Spike's Spa Twins
Spike's Evil Twin
Spike's Rule 63 Twin
Spike's Dragoness Harem
Spike's Swag
Spike's Kitchen Sink

and leave half of them unfinished. This is no time to get lazy!

Nah, just kidding. Take some time to relax.

1150576
Hahaha. Loved this post.

1150576

Spike's Tom

Two words: Fuck. Yes.

Congratulations. Feel like Scoots and Rainbow, I wish to be cool like you someday!

Should I buy a wig of your hairstyle/hair color? :rainbowhuh:

I'd love to see 'Domesticated' on here again (and maybe with the third and a fourth chapter too)

I say a trip back to Japan should be your reward; maybe for five weeks so?:ajsmug:

To answer your question, my little author, yes, you have to do something for us. You gotta show us how lazy you can get when allowed to.:rainbowlaugh:

All joking aside, though, I think you earned the break.

1000 Followers=1000% more laziness.

Write a 15 word fic about the time spike turned into Trogdor the burninator.
I'll help though.
"One time, Spike turned into Trogdor the Burninator and it was really cool."
The last two words are up to you, but it needs to neatly wrap up the story. GO!

Huzzah for procrastination!

I still need to finish and post Spike's Octavia...

lazing around i dont care take some time to relax:derpytongue2:

1150833 I agree, when I had 4 followers I used to actually do things, now I'm up to a whopping 43 and haven't done shit in months, you should be proud of yourself for at least half-assing your way to 1000.

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