12th May. Random thoughts, writing, music and pony. · 5:28am May 12th
WARNING NSFW
You Can't Pimp My Step Mom?! by Lighttone GryphonStar
the titles of hauce fics always send me when I'm browsing the feed
I used to be an upstanding citizen
But then I fell over
Razzus (/ˈɛkwəs, ˈiːkwəs/)[3] is a genus of mammals in the family Equidae, which includes little ponies, Minty, and sometimes Pinkie. Within the Razzidae, Razzaroo is the only recognized extant genus, comprising one confused pony. Like Razzidae more broadly, Razzaroo has numerous extinct mane styles known only from her diary. The genus most likely originated in Ponyville and sometimes visits Butterfly Island. Razzines are sock-toed ungulates with purple legs, relatively brushable manes and tails. All species are Razzalicious, and mostly grazers, with a penchant for ice cream.
ON THE ORIGIN OF SPECIES
~Charlesaroo Razzawin 
Coda to
Jealous Jasmine was right about Blackberry. It took him only a couple of weeks to go back to his bad ways. The leader of the friendship gardens, Princess Twinkle Star, had to shut down a whole section of the gardens due to the havoc!
"Things were so fun before, but now Blackberry has spoiled everything!" she complained.
Her best friend, Ivy, agreed.
"I don't like it one bit!"
"When you say 'don't do this,' he does it!" Princess Silver Swirl joined in.
"He did say sorry," Petal Blossom said, because since she had enjoyed some of Blackberry's non-naughty antics.
"So what should we do about him, girls?"
Blackberry felt very bad.
'I like ponies, but all I do is make them sad,' he thought to himself.
MILD PROFANITY (and old memes)
Bitches love head canons
My name is Siberian
And I would like to say
Hooooooooooowl
All day
My gender is a category error.
"I love you"
Is what Ethan Toavs' music says your ears
So do something special for your ears today
Listen to some Toavs
RAWR! RAWR, I SAY!
Artist
Where would I be without masculine solicitousness?
To guys who are nice
I 
you!
Me and any source of pony authority
The never ending drama machine 
Couldn't just let them pony, could I? 
Server update
Rule = X.
[Admin] Stop doing X.1.
[Me] OK. Posts X.2.
[Admin] Stop doing X.2.
[Me] OK. Posts X.3.
[Admin] Stop doing X.3!
OMG YOU ARE ANNOYING
[Me] OK. Posts Y.
[Admin] ... BAN'S X.
WHAT'CHA GONNA DO NOW, EH!? ABRONY? YOUR MOVE, SON
I was at a wedding yesterday
And it was gorgeous
Friggin
Some day! ponies
Also I cross-dressed and lost my trousers
So that happened
But mainly it was just a good event
