21st May. Random thoughts, writing, music and pony · 6:59am May 21st
Jackleapp's Griffin Village 
So king thorax is basically king torso
King Thorax
King Torso
An example of waffle:
Ocean heads past her own bedroom, past alternately eldritch and beautiful tapestries hanging on the walls, to the spare room
Did you spot the issue?
WHERE THE HAY ELSE WOULD THEY BE 'HANGING'. Also, this is a little action sequence. The extra words just stick out like a sore hoof.
Ocean heads past her own bedroom, past alternately eldritch and beautiful tapestries, to the spare room
Let's be friends!
As a baby unicorn I am not embarrassed that I failed to achieve basic article agreement (a/an).
Imagine if I were a human though.
My cheeks would be burning!
cannon lore
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Current Affairs
you have the right to remain dazzled.
it may harm your eyes if you do not look away when questioned.
anything you do say may be used as sequins 
WARNING (SLIGHT NSFW LYRICS)
Queen of the Bongo!
Me Gustas Sunny
Daily Toavs
sorry...
OG Artist
Riparian
Riverbanks
Saurian
Lizard-like
Akratic
weakness of will; acting in a way contrary to one's sincerely held moral values.
I learned these from friggin Boris' book of all things
NSFW REF
NO, SERIOUSLY, THIS IS WRONG 
TURN BACK!
OK
I CAN'T WIN WITH YOU
AND YOUR READING EYES
ALWAYS READING THE NEXT SENTENCE
HUNGRY FOR THE LETTERS
NOT TURNING AWAY
DISREGARDING MY WARNINGS
WELL
WHOEVER YOU ARE
WITH NO SHAME
HERE IS WHAT I WROTE
AND IT IS PRETTY TAME
(HEH, THAT RHYMED)
OK
YOU'VE BEEN WARNED
Taking it in my hoof, I lift the wonderful, yet strange, taut, tumescent punctuation gently to my face
Ponies—their soft, stubby marshmallows on the ends of their legs—ponies—so good at holding other creatures, creatures who might not know how to hold anyone else—ponies—kindness in their hugs—they would surely be the death of him—Sandbar—why did it have to be Sandbar?
can you gag on an em-dash?
I think I just gagged—
[Adult story embed hidden]
AS A PONY
WHAT AM I FOR?
NO, SILLY
I AM SIX!
OMG WHAY IS MY TAIL A DIFFERENT COLOUR
Artist
As pony
I do not format
I for mane
Artist
Am pony today
No human things
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