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The Hat Man


Specialties include comedy, robots, and precision strikes to your feelings. Hobbies include hat and watch collecting. May contain alcohol.

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Aug
26th
2023

Announcing: Suggest a Story September! · 10:58pm Aug 26th, 2023

Trying something a bit new and experimental, here, but it could end up being fun and a great way to give you, my wonderful, imaginative readers a say in what you want to see!

Starting now and until the end of September, I will be taking open suggestions on story ideas from YOU, my lovely and charming readers! If I like the idea, I'll write it up and publish it either on its own or in my anthology "Scenes From a Hat" and credit you for the idea! This is not for commissions or anything like that... it's a literal free-for-all! 💸

Here are my general requirements:

  • The story idea should work as a one-shot. It can be a long one-shot, but depending on the suggestions I get, might need to stick to shorties. :twilightsheepish:
  • No clop or anything that would push it into "Mature" ratings. Sorry!
  • G4 only. Nothing against G5 or the others, I just feel less confident about those characters and settings.
  • Otherwise, just about anything goes! Any characters are fair game and any genre you like is possible! :pinkiegasp:

My goal here is to communicate more with my readers and to get some creative juices flowing, and I hope to get at least a handful of stories out of this, so please feel free to make your suggestions below, and I'll do my best to make it come to life! If you're too shy to ask in public, you can PM me, but it really is more fun to post publicly so we can all see your ideas!

Thank you much in advance! I look forward to reading your wonderful suggestions!

Comments ( 19 )

Turing Test competes with a master detective to solve a murder mystery.

Applejack tries to refrain from murdering Strawberry Sunrise

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Oh yeah, I think I recall you mentioning this idea before. Well, since I am more open to suggestions for this event, I'll consider it. I've never written a mystery before, but it could be an interesting challenge! I'll have to think this one over!

Thank you for the first suggestion, Mind Jack! :twilightsmile:

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Oh, I like that one! And Strawberry is genuinely my favorite thing about that episode.

Thanks, I'll add that to the list!

Since an empire is defined as “an extensive group of states or countries under a single supreme authority,” I imagine the Crystal Empire must’ve had multiple colonies and outposts in its prime. It’d be interesting to see how such a colony would survive the disappearance of the capital. Especially if, when the Empire came back, its remnants of government tried to re-establish control of said colony (now an independent nation) to the tune of “we need to regain our past glory/identity,” with Cadence playing peacemaker. Now that I’m saying this, it doesn’t really sound like an idea that can be done in a one-shot, but maybe there’s something there that interests you.

Turing Test visits the School of Friendship...and encounters Ocellus.

A funny story on how one of the ponies from G4 reacts to parents sleeping in the bed doing you know what. Example like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqBAEC-4NgQ

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You're welcome!

Good luck! This site needs more good mysteries.

I think there's actually a whodunnit contest going on, if you'd like to enter.

Ponies discover that, even tho they are very rare, that DnD Mimics are real and the changelings are mortal enemies with them. There is a good reason why mimics are rare now….

Second-pony narration of a pony reading a book and having to repeatedly shoo away Twilight Sparkle suggesting you better books. Author’s choice whether this works better with Unicorn or Princess T.

I think a good bit could be twilight trying to figure out how to play DnD.

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Ah, I see... the interesting thing is that she would then have to turn to Spike, since he's the RPG pro with his group of himself, Big Mac, and Discord.

Unless you mean Sci-Twi, which is another ball of wax altogether.

Good suggestion!

Something with Tyrant Sparkle. Don't care what, can be a lighthearted comedy about Twilight being inexplicably evil, can be a tragic political drama about the hopeful optimist Princess Twilight gradually shedding her principles as the challenges of leadership weigh her down. I just wanna read some good Tyrant Sparkle stuff

Hey, thanks for all your suggestions, folks! I'm really happy to see so many good ideas come down the pipeline! To tell the truth, I was worried I wouldn't get more than a few, so thanks for voicing your opinions! (And by the way, you are allowed to make multiple suggestions, so if you have another toss it out here!)

Anyway, let me respond to your suggestions here:
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That would be tough as a one-shot, but it is a good idea. I might be able to work with that, so let's not dismiss it out of hand!

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Potentially adorable, though I'm not sure what else to do with that. Perhaps a discussion of a certain changeling Turing encountered in Trottingham (i.e. Choco Mint) and his reaction to a post-Chrysalis world?

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Could work something out like that... it's a little one-note, and I'm not sure I can come up with something as funny as that scene you linked, but it has potential!

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Ooh, that's a pretty cool one! Not sure how to draw the direct conflict between them, but it sounds fun!

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That is pretty funny, though I'd have to get over my extreme distaste for 2nd Person. :twilightsheepish:

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This has a lot of potential. I see Twilight as going tyrannical to achieve what she believes to be worthy goals rather than her just going straight-up supervillain. I'll definitely think this one over!

All right, thanks for this round of suggestions, folks! I appreciate everyone's help and will start figuring out which ones to work on pretty soon. Much love! :twilightsmile:

Got another.
The cast (Main6, New6, Spike, (Turing?)) gets invited to the main changling hive by Thorax and Ocellus for something they call the ZootZoot festival. Was something made long ages past to entertain the queens of the time, but as time went on it became a core gathering moment for changlings to just relax and chill. And every year, a performance is held that is lead by the head changeling (or someling the queen of the time chose) as they break out into dance and song. To the changlings, it is a core part of their cultural identity, but to non-changling visitors, the whole thing is....odd. Even to Pinkie. Flutters is fascinated as heck with it tho.

The ZootZoot song.

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Um... not sure there's a "story" in there, though the mental image itself is pretty funny. :unsuresweetie:

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So, I was thinking pretty hard about this one and I think I have an idea for a story that actually works. The only downside is that it would be pretty big for a one-shot, so maybe a longer short story/novella would work. Still, I'm getting pretty enthused about giving it a try! :rainbowdetermined2:

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Awesome dude! Looking forward to it!

Let me know if you need any help. I love murder mysteries, and I've written a few.

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Well my main other thought is Turing then writing a letter to 002 to indicate the changes Changelings have undergone, and when to expect her for the next family Hearth's Warming.

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