Mykan Blogs Lies · 12:06pm Dec 19th, 2022
So let me elaborate on this. Either Mykan has been lying to everyone in his blog posts, or Mykan's fanfics are so inconsistent that anything he says in his blog posts is 100% meaningless. And to be clear, this is about his blogs relating to his Starfleet series. I wouldn't have caught this myself if it wasn't for someone on Discord bringing it up.
To be more specific, the lies, as far as I understand, revolve around Mykan's own self-insert OC. And no, I'm not talking about Lightning Dawn (he's just a Gary Stu). I'm talking about the head honcho himself, Chelesto. You see, Mykan made a blog in response to my blog that was... well... calling out his previous blog about Chelesto vs Twilight. And I was originally going to give Mykan the benefit of the doubt and concede the fact that if that vs battle were to take place within the universe of his stories with his weakened version of Twilight, then yes, Chelesto would win. But now, I'm not even convinced that that's the case beyond Mykan himself being the author. Now the only reason why Twilight will never win against Chelesto in his universe is that she's already dead.
And thus we segway into why Chelesto isn't as powerful as Mykan claims (either that or is an evil tyrannical dictator, and seeing as he's Mykan's self-insert...). Twilight is dead because she was Assassinated by an assassin named Raven. Raven's original target was Celestia. But Twilight went to stop her against Chelesto's orders. Chelesto was willing to let Raven assassinate Celestia without a fight because she was too strong. If Chelesto was a good ruler, and he was as strong as Mykan claims, he would've gone and done, successfully, what Twilight failed to do. And that's to stop Raven. So either Chelesto isn't as strong as Mykan claims (since if he was, he could easily get rid of Raven with next to no effort), or Chelesto is an evil tyrannical dictator (since he was going to let Raven assassinate Celestia, including ordering anyone else not to try to stop her).
Since Chelesto is Mykan's self-insert OC, and it's safe to assume Mykan doesn't believe he is evil, then if we were to use the in universe version of Chelesto, any claims that Mykan makes for his win are null and void. I'll grant that he is powerful, but the version of Chelesto that he specifically talks about in his blogs is a different character.
So here's the deal. Either Starfleet Chelesto is put up against the show-canon Twilight, or the non-canon blog Chelesto can be put up against a non-canon version of Twilight of my choice. And either way, Chelesto will lose.
But now, I'm going to debunk his actual blog.
https://characterprofile.fandom.com/wiki/Twilight_Sparkle#:~:text=Transmutation%3A%20Twilight%20is%20capable%20of,or%20even%20a%20vampire%20pony.
THIS... is where I got a long list of Twilight's powers and abilities.
This actually makes sense now. Because I know that Mykan has never read the comics, and yet some of these abilities, or at least their examples, were from the comics. One specifically that comes to mind is the one about Twilight using transfiguration with an existing template. One of the examples used was when Twilight transformed the other ponies into bat ponies. That is from the comics (and considering Flutterbat's nature in the show compared to that comic, that comic is technically not canon).
But like I said before, Twilight does all those things... so do they, it's no different.
But since people are being foolish morons (As I knew they would) May as well do what I can
I already granted that that's likely the case. So Mykan calling me a foolish moron is him knowingly lying about me.
I'll skip going through the list specifically.
...As I suspected: No different than what was in Twilight's list, and that means...
Not effective/useful on/against Celesto:
Except that you left out each other their specialty traints. Celestia can move the sun, Luna can move the moon and dreamwalk, and Cadance having a much strong influence on the heart than Twilight does (although I assume that means Cadance would be useless against Chelesto, since it's hard to influence the heart of someone who has none).
So even if all four Princesses team up against him... No avail. (They just aren't powerful enough)
Even if I granted that they'd be no match for Chelesto, what Mykan doesn't seem to understand is that the 4 as a team does make a significant difference compared to the 4 individually. Because each of the Princesses individual abilities only apply to them individually. As a team, they can combine spells to make new spells altogether.
One example of combining magic would be Twilight using transfiguration, and using Celestia's control of the sun as a template, to turn Celestia into a Daybreaker-esque form (that's a good idea, I should use that sometime). Or combine Luna's dreamwalking with Cadance's power of the heart to... ehem give ponies dreams that will make them need to change the sheets in the morning... if you know what I mean. The point is that they can do things together that they couldn't do individually.
Hercule is Twilight/Celestia/Luna/Cadance... or heck, even Bulky bicipes.
Punches the strength machine... 137 Pts at best.
Android 18/Starla... even while holding back scores impressively.
Then come the others... even Krysta scores higher, and she's only 5-7 inches tall.
Then Lightning tries, and he punches the machine clear across the field!
I'll grant that this applies to Mykan's own stories, the Twilight/Celestia/Luna/Cadance have been significantly weakened compared to their show-canon counterparts. But as I've explained, when I'm doing things, this isn't Mykanworld where he gets to control anything he wants on a whim regardless of how the characters would actually act.
That's the problem Mykan has, when he's writing these scenarios, he intionally makes it a homefield advantage. That's the difference between Mykan and myself. He creates an unfair advantage. I make the playing field as fair as I can.
*Shakes Head*
Uh-uhn... won't work. (and I can make it so Celesto doesn't even NEED to cast a counter-spell)
He shakes his head at me while literally admitting to the point I just made If anyone should be shaking their head, it should be me.
Here's an example...
3:24 That parasite may have entered Yuya's brain and attempt to control him at 3:48... BUT...
3:58 The evil aura of Z-Arc overpowers the parasite and destroys it. (Yuya is too strong to be controlled)
The same thing would happen with Celesto... if you try to make your magic enter his body through his nostrils or his ears, or anything... his inner body and aura is so tough and powerful, that Twilight's magic would be canceled out instantly before it could even get close.
And this is where Mykan's lack of understanding of how Magic works comes into play. He thinks that Magic has to follow the laws of physics like a physical object (a parasite in this example). But Twilight's shield spell wouldn't have to go in through the nostrils, it's just a way to bypass Chelesto's anti-magic skin.
When Twilight casts a spell, there's not a wisp of magic that has to travel in through the nostrils down the throat in a process that can be stopped before the shield forms. Where Mykan needs for there to be a line drawn between point A to point B, a line that can be stopped before reaching it's destination, Magic doesn't need to draw a line between A and B. Magic instantly has the spell be at point B. In other words, Chelesto can't stop the spell before the bubble shield appears in his throat.
(She isn't strong enough)
...Just how I PREFER it.
In Mykanworld that is. But Mykan as no authority over my scenarios. The next couple of paragraphs would have the same reaction from me. "It only applies in Mykanworld." Because Mykan is basically just repeating himself.
And for the record, I really don't give much a thing for the TIERS of power... all I care about is fulfilling my preferences-- IE: Twilight VS Celesto is like Hercule VS Cell (She never had a chance)
2:06
Hmph!
Mykan doesn't care about the Tiers of power, because he knows that the Dragonball Factor that he uses would work against him if he did care.
And what does Mykan have against Mr. Satan? And yes, that is his proper name (I can't even find he original dub that renamed him Hercule). Yeah, he may be weak compared to the Z-Fighters. But compared to normal humans, he's exceptionally strong. And even when he knows he's outmatched, he'll still stand up to an opponent. That shows just how courageous he us. Granted, he's become a slave of to his own fame and falsehoods. But at the end of DBZ, Mr. Satan is the only earthling who has never died. And this can even be extended to Namek as well, assuming the Namekians haven't started repopulating yet. And he even tamed Buu, something that not even Babidi could do. And this even stuck with Super Buu, which is why Mr. Satan survived Buu's Human Extinction attack.
For a normal human, Mr. Satan is exceptionally badass.
P.S. The non-canon version of Twilight that I would choose to go against non-canon blog Chelesto, it's the Twilight from The Immortal Game.
Mykan's making a nuisance of himself again, isn't he? I wonder if anyone tried to report him because quite frankly he's just being a prick.
5704027
Maybe it's you all who started this with your own being pricks first by telling lies about me and bullying me just because my fics and ways of life don't follow your standards.
Either way, it's you guys who started this... not me.
5704046
What do you call what you're doing then?
-You are insulting me
-You are calling me names (Like a liar)
-And going out of your way to make things worse (admitting: I am to if I respond)
...That's bullying (Period)
Grand Pork is a perfect example.
Just like mercilessly thumbing down every comment I make (Even if I give correct answers, or say "Thank you") and the comments of people who support and encourage me.
That also is bullying (Period)
5704027
The fact that he's just being a prick as you put it is why there's no reason to report him. He's just being a prick and nothing more.
5704040
You throw around the word "bully" so often that the word has become meaningless when coming from you. Not everyone who criticizes you or your work is bullying you. You don't deserve the bullying that you get when it actually is bullying. But not everyone you call a bully is actually bullying you. And they don't deserve to be called bullies. By placing everyone who doesn't agree with you into the same box, you are the one who becomes the bully.
Remember when you said you're done with Mykan? That you were gonna drop him like a bad habit? Just by breaking your own promise, Mykan's already won.
Practice what you preach.
5704027
Has he broken any rules because I never saw him break any rules.
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I thought you wanted a fair fight? Immortal Game Twilight would kill him. She wouldn't even be nice about the slaughter, she would just 'swish' and it be done. Use empty room Twilight, or even the Twilight from any magic the gathering fic, but Immortal Game Twilight? That's Beerus level of "Don't mess with me kid." At least use Twilight from Fall of Starfleet, she would be a little merciful and nicer about her beatdown.
Side note, what other fanfic ponies would you think could take out Grand Pork? I would definatally go with Little Pip. For reasons.
5704040
I only spell Celesto as Calistoh because of how there's a "Ch-" sound at the beginning of Celesto which goes against how the spelling for his name implies it to be pronounced.
5704083
The musical instrument is spelled "Cello" but it's pronounced "Chell-oh)
Or how about when I pronounce the cards D/D (Double D, which is actually it's TRUE standing) People still yak on me for doing that. (You can do something RIGHT, and people will still yak at you because they CAN.)
So I don't believe it makes much a difference.
It seems to me that all that matters for the people (Myself included) is Personal Preference/Spite.
5704087
Then why not spell it as Cellesto?
5704089
Because it's a REAL NAME... http://www.thinkbabynames.com/meaning/1/Celesto
It's even really pronounced "Se-les-tow" but in Latin (Which it comes from is "Che-les-tow") not that it matters. The people still yakked. So your suggestion will not help things at all. (This is why I don't take people's advice much-- It's ineffective and pointless)
It seems to me that all that matters for the people (Myself included) is Personal Preference/Spite.
5704090
People have gotten on your case before with how rather oddly similar to Celestia the name Celesto sounds. Proper name for someone or not, don't you at least find it the tiniest bit odd how much it can be confused for Celestia's own name?
5704091
I did, but it didn't matter to me (It's just a name)
It more was the fact that, similarity or not is not the problem. I could've called him MYKAN after all (Or one of the other 4 remaining names that mean "Heavenly")
It won't change a thing-- people will STILL (Deliberately) get on my case about.
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"Rainbow Dash?" What kind of name is that for a girl?"
Rainbow: "It's just a nickname. My real name's "Hillary"
...Seriously? People get worked up over the SILLIEST THINGS like names?!
Bottom line: It doesn't seem to matter. The people will make STINKS of everything anyway (Because they CAN and wish to) It's all about Personal Preference/Spite.
5704093
People get on my case for my absolute adamant stance on only ever referring to Omnimon by the original name Omegamon and it's never stopped me from calling it Omegamon regardless.
5704090
I listened to the pronunciation on the website you shared and it sounds like "Cel-es-toh", aka a modified version of Celeste ("Cel-est") with a masculine -o added. It doesn't sound like "Che-les-tow" or "Se-les-tow".
Edit: Or it sounds like "Cel-est-oh".
5704097
It does if you pronounce it in LATIN ( believe it's already been covered)
5704098 How do you pronounce Celeste in Latin, Mykan?
5704100
"Che-Lest-Ae"
5704101 How do you arrive at that conclusion? Break it down for me.
5704102
Google Translate
But what does it matter? You're all still spiting on me anyway. So doing research and tests mean nothing.
In the end of the day, all of you, myself included just want Personal Preference/spite.
5704109
Which changes nothing
5704104 I was curious about your logic and wanted to know how you arrived at that conclusion for pronunciation. My motive was based on curiosity rather than bias, preference, or spite.
5704055
True, I did say that. But Mykan doesn't win if he doesn't get under my skin.
5704076
I said the playing field would be even. I didn't say anything about the contestants. But if I were to use a different Twilight, it'd be the one from The First Law of Magic. That version is a Necromancer. And even if Chelesto wins, she would just be reborn again even more powerful than before. That and it's kind of hard to kill what's already undead.
5704083
It's less about going against the spelling and more about simply being unintuitive. And the thing about literature is that if the author makes a word or name, if the spelling could have different pronunciations, not even the author can dictate how it's pronounced. The Shannara Chronicles is a perfect example of not confusion in how the name is pronounced.
5704101
So you combined the Latin word with the name Celesto? Fair enough. Although Google Translate has to pronunciations of the word "celeste". One has a Ch sound, and one has an Sh sound. And seeing as how any other Latin word for heavenly has an S sound, I'm sure you can understand why people would be confused. And if I'm to be completely honest, I think that's kinda clever.
5704128
A while back, I said I was done with Mykan. I'm ashamed to say that I'm going to break my own rule.
...Seems like I DID get under your skin, or you wouldn't have bothered starting up again, and you don't seem that ashamed to me.
But Mykan doesn't win if he doesn't get under my skin.
That also sounds like a confession that you really are doing this just to be bad and laugh at me (Which is bullying)
5704040
-I don't think I specifically insulted you recently. At least not at a level that would be bullying.
-Calling you a liar is not name-calling. So I haven't been name-calling.
-Can you be more specific about "going out of my way to make things worse"? I'm not going out of my way for anything. Or if I am, I'm going out of my way to avoid making things worse. And it's only your opinion that I'm making things worse.
Wait, that's an example of what? I've never called you that. Just because one person called you something doesn't mean that everyone has called you that.
And even if I thumbed down every comment of yours and your supporters (which I don't), that is not bullying.
5704131
Me having an opinion on one of your blogs isn't the same as you getting under my skin. But considering how you felt like you had to respond does seem like I got under your skin (which wasn't my intent). But I still partly hold to by claim from a while back. I'm done being angry with you, and that's not going to change in the foreseeable future.
5704136
Yes it is
Yes it is (seeing as it is done in personal spite)
Yes, it is... seeing as you could keep rude opinions like that to yourself, and not use them so you and your peeps can spite on me. (Spite is spite, no matter how much you intend it not to be)
You are only digger yourself deeper. That is all.
5704128
If he hasn't gotten under your skin, then how come you're still making blogs about him?
5704137
If calling you a liar is name-calling, then answer me this. When did "liar" become a name to call someone? And what would you call someone who lies without name-calling? And then, when did I specifically refer to you as Liar? Because until this post I'm typing right now, I don't recall using the word "liar" recently. If I'm mistaken, then please correct me. (But it doesn't change the fact that it's still not name-calling.)
That's assuming that it is in personal spite in the first place. Secondly, there are a total of 11 comments from you and one of your supporters at the time of typing this. I have personally only thumbed down 2 of those comments, which means that there are currently (to my knowledge at the time of typing this) 9 comments from you and your supporters that I have not even touched the thumbs-down button on.
But would you look at that. 2 of my 3 comments so far have been thumbed down. Was it you, or CaptainPinkiePie who's been leaving those thumbs down? Or maybe you have other supporters lurking on my blogs. The point is whoever's thumbing down my comments would likely be doing it out of spite, and thus, based on your reasoning, they would be bullying me, would they not?
First of all, that is very hypocritical of you to say. Almost all of your fanfics are the result of your "rude" opinions. And I know for a fact that people have told you to keep your rude opinions to yourself. I know because I was one of those people.
Secondly, what opinions of mine would be considered "rude"? Pointing out that the rules in your fanfics don't apply outside of your authorship isn't even an opinion, it's stating facts. And facts aren't rude, they just don't care about your feelings.
And finally, do you honestly believe that I'm making these blog posts to, as you put it, "use them so me and my peeps can spite on you"? I'm sorry that you think that. But no, that is not why I make these blogs. In fact, I'm very disappointed that none of the comments on this blog post have anything to do with the blog post. None of "my peeps" have commented on your recent blog posts. So you can't claim that I've been sending any troops to you.
Spite doesn't exist without intent. If I don't intend for something to be out of spite, then by definition, it's not spite.
In order to dig deeper, I have to start digging first.
5704131
So you either had to have gotten under my skin, or I must have bad intentions? That's a false dichotomy. Perhaps it's a result of miscommunication. Rather than saying "Mykan doesn't win if", perhaps I should say "I don't lose if". The reason why I would lose if you got under my skin is for the same reason why I lost when you got under my skin before my "Mykan hiatus". I lost back then because you got under my skin, and that turned me into something I hated. And the reason it was worded as "Mykan doesn't win if" is because of CaptainPinkiePie saying "Mykan already won".
Besides, I haven't laughed at you once since I broke my "Mykan Hiatus". And not this blog nor my previous blog even had anything to do with you directly. Which makes any claims that I've bullied you baseless, even if your definitions of bullying were accurate.
5704150
I didn't make any blogs recently about Mykan directly. The closest my blogs came to being about Mykan was when I called him out for lying. And even then, the topic wasn't specifically about Mykan.
5704182
Now that's a false dichotomy (I googled it)
5704186
Do you even know what a False Dichotomy is?
I haven’t read the original Starfleet, but based on what I heard it’s a wonder he’s still alive.
5704580
To be fair, neither have I, for the most part. But the original Starfleet was technically before it was called Starfleet. What it is today is a reboot of My Little Unicorn: Magic is Believing (as if "Magic is Believing" is any less silly of a term than "Friendship is Magic", which Mykan ridicules almost religiously). The reboot is a rip-off of the TV show Star Fleet X-Bomber. And the fact is that it could've been a lot better if Mykan had never included Equestria in his series. He only included characters from the show as an excuse to bully them (which also contradicts his claims that he's against bullying).
The fact of the matter is that Mykan needs professional psychological help.
5705236
I can 100% agree with that. I’ve had discussions with him about his stories and I’m still confused about them till this day.
5705236
No, it just uses it's theme songs for it's intro and outro... It's more like Power Rangers and Dragonball.
No, it wouldn't. You guys thumb me down no matter what is written. Besides the whole reason for this series is to put a slow down on Twilight's ridiculous friendship (Make it fail here and there) and to bring in all those genre's and concepts MLP neglects (Death, tragedy, dark... people who refuse friendship) and include other life's lessons that DON'T revolve around friends, like making tough decisions, or making sacrifices.
Still up with that ridiculousness that bullying cartoon characters makes me a REAL bully. I think you're just upset that I put the characters you love through this (Well, maybe now some people know how I felt when they did it to me and bullied me about it)
You mean I NEED IT... or you just WANT ME to?
I assure you, I do not... and it will not make things better.
https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/966463/why-wont-i-get-help-creativity-is-the-greatest-rebellion
5707438
You assume too much. Granted, you will likely still have haters that will thumbs down just for spite. But you assume that nobody thumbs down because they legitimately think the stories are bad. And by saying "you guys", I assume you include me in that group. And I have not thumbed down any of your stories. That's because I don't do that out of spite. And I'm sure I'm not the only one.
Don't you have the Friendship is Failure series for that? Also, not all of the lessons in the show revolve around friends. In Putting Your Hoof Down, the lesson was simply "No means no". That lesson doesn't have anything to do with friends.
At what point in where you quoted me did I say "real bully"?
Don't flatter yourself. I've liked stories that have put them through far worse than you ever have.
I want you to get professional help because you need it.
How can you know whether or not it will make things better unless you try? If it doesn't make things better, it's because you're already beyond help at this point. But I assure you, yes, you do need it.
Are you giving consent for me to address this in another blog, or are you just trying to make a point?
5707628
It's still a sign that you should respect "Your friends, especially when they have to be serious, and you get no special privileges" (Still Friendship)
No, I don't...
No I don't... you just WANT me to get it so I can become a person I don't want to be.
And granted, given all the experiences with all the people I've run in with... what am I SUPPOSED to think?
I don't see how it isn't healthy.
I seek no benefits.
It is what it is... I'm coping with it just fine. It's better than having a life.
Maybe one...
Maybe the other...
Maybe both...
...I can't stop you, but the fact remains, me getting help is not gonna makes things better. I promise you.
5707694
Then you don't know what "No means no." means. It's applicable to everyone, whether they're your friends or not. Just because friendship can apply, it doesn't mean it revolves around friendship. After all, Fluttershy and Iron Will weren't friends.
5707721
I never thought I would see this Mykan guy again. He blocked me after I poked at him with some positivity a bit to see how he would react.
I was VERY surprised to see him here in the blog of someone I just looked into because I was interested in some of their comments (you).
Anyway, I made a blog a long time ago about him, and maybe I was/am an idiot and I don't know what I'm talking about... but I bassically pointed out he is either a massive troll or he doesn't see a lot of his downvotes come from his tone, wording, and substance of his blogs, author's notes, and comments.
Shifting blame, blowing some things out of proportion, taking things out of context, using disingenuous generalized statements to make himself seem right while also kind-of insulting people (IE: "we are all doing it out of prefrence/spite"), throwing shade at "his haters", and getting people to say things against him so he can say "see, I'm right"
I met two other "anti-bronies" like him that were pretty chill and they weren't downvoted really at all...
coincidence? I think! maybe? But I doubt it.
So my "preference/spite" is to belive he is either in a perpetual cycle of acting the way he does because of how he is treated, and being treated the way he is because of how he acts.
Or he is a troll.
Either way his fics are mediocre but his drama around his profile wins him the whole stage.
I deleted my blog and let bygones be bygones. I don't recommend you DELETE yours, but I do recommend you not expect anything to come from talking to him except more drama you both use to bring attention to yourselves.
Which is fine if that is what you want.
5710116
I don't plan on getting into another back-and-forth with Mykan. I've learned from my past mistakes. Although I can't promise I'll never blog about him again, I promised myself that I would never let him get under my skin again.
I don't think he's a troll, I just think that when people react to him, it can become too emotionally driven, and thus his "haters" look like what he accuses them of being. After all, that's what happened to me a while back. I became someone I didn't like because of how I reacted to Mykan.
The reason I don't think he's a troll is because of the fact that if you don't let emotions cloud your judgment, you can have a relatively civil conversation with him. If he were just a troll, he wouldn't care about civil conversation, he would just care about stirring up a reaction. Personally, I just think that he doesn't understand that the world doesn't work the way he thinks it does.
5710132
I didn't get to have one with him and what I had seen I didn't see any. But I will take your word on it. Alright then, unhealthy cycle and emotionally driven response it is. But I admit i have seen too much to believe he is not at fault in the in at least some of it. I still believe the rest of what I said... Whether he is unaware of it or not.
Again, I admit I could be wrong.
5710133
I'm not trying to make an excuse for his behavior, just an explanation. He's still at fault for choosing not to get the help he needs. If the issue were financial, I'd understand. But I know that if he weren't so stubborn and got professional help, everyone would be better for it. A way to look at it is that he has a gash on his arm. And rather than go to the doctor to get stitches, he claims he doesn't need to go to the doctor because his arm isn't broken. Basically, I don't defend who he is not, I mourn the loss of who he could've been. I still hold hope that one day he does get the help he needs. But I don't expect it.
5710134
Alight. I understand.
5710134
You mean what I COULD HAVE been, or What YOU WANT me to be?
You're going to be hoping for a long time, because I don't know many times I have to tell you this...
"I Don't Want to be the kind of person YOU want me to be."
Perhaps it's you who should realize that the world doesn't work the way you think it does all the time.
5711014
When are you gonna get it through your thick skull that it's not all about "what we want you to be"? Besides, you're mixing tenses. "What YOU WANT me to be" implies the present/future that the possibility that it'll happen. As for "what I COULD HAVE been", that's past tense and unchanging. You created a false dichotomy.
Considering that you say it ad nauseam, you DON'T have to tell me it anymore. First of all, what I said has absolutely nothing to do with what I personally want you to be. Secondly, you don't have to tell me that I'll be hoping for a long time. I know for a fact that I'll likely be hoping that until the day you die. Do you know what I never said? I never said that I expected anything. So stop putting words in my mouth.
You go from putting words in my mouth to you pretending to know how I think the world works. But enlighten me. If the world doesn't work the way I think it works, then tell me, all-powerful mindreader, how do I think the world works?