Once upon a time, I dreamt of being a mad scientist when I grew up. After much consideration, I realised that science is quite hard. So I became a mad writer instead, which is much easier. True story.

I used to be relevant!

I should be writing. Chances are I'm not.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.