I've got Shining Armor tied up in my basement for molestation purposes.

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The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

Former writer / owner of Family Jewels.

Something isn't beautiful because it lasts.

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

Work hard. Learn. And use your skills to better Equestria. That's a worthy goal for anypony!

Half of everything is luck, James.