Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

This is fiction. But it is based...

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

I am an undead user, meaning that I'm alive but not very active on this website. I appreciate it if you like my stories, though.

"Friendship" is a magical-class noun.

Vidi Terram Novam, Vidi Caelum Novum. Terram, Terram Novam in Hanc Vitam! Mazda descedentem et absterget omnia dolori lacrimas!

Jack of all trades, master of none. I've got too many ideas and not enough time, so expect few updates on a bunch of stories.