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CoffeeMinion


"Burninating the countryside... burninating the peasants... burninating all the peoples... and their thatched-roof COTTAGES! THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!! And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIGHT!!!"

Aug
14th
2015

You people are awesome · 5:24am Aug 14th, 2015

So I pulled up the front page tonight and saw this at the top:

Thank you! :heart: I find that writing often takes time away from other hobbies (e.g., sleep), so it is delightful to receive such a response.

When my muse strikes again and new horsewords appear, you'll be among the first to know. :derpytongue2:

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Aug
9th
2015

[Editing Intensifies] · 3:43pm Aug 9th, 2015

Howdy, y'all! I've barely been around the site much lately, but that's not for lack of working to bring you more horsewords.

Pictured: Me lately. Only more cartoonified, and female, and a horse.

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Jul
25th
2015

Updated userpage & bio · 12:58pm Jul 25th, 2015

Figured I could show a bit more personality.

Check 'em out and let me know what you think!

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Jul
18th
2015

Chaos Gate returns! (and writing update) · 6:13am Jul 18th, 2015

Please forgive my random non-pony commercial break, but I'm excited over here. Warhammer 40,000: Chaos Gate is one of the most engaging turn-based strategy games I've ever played, and it's finally available again via legitimate and not-super-expensive channels. It plays a lot like X-Com (old school X-Com... I haven't got around to the new ones yet), but it draws deep from the well of madness that is Warhammer

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Jul
15th
2015

The Abbreviated Adventures of Braeburn and Troubleshoes · 5:43am Jul 15th, 2015

Disclaimer: The following was written as a (successful) attempt to punch writer's block in the face and get a stuck story moving. It is incomplete and does not represent the direction that story is currently taking. Yet it could be the start of something interesting, and it is presented in the spirit of free horsewords for all.

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Jul
8th
2015

Argh · 12:09pm Jul 8th, 2015

Right now I'm feeling the weird (kinda-) opposite of writer's block, like several partial ideas are all trying to escape my head at the same time and are just stuck flailing limply at each other.

Can I just throw some ideas out there and ask which ones you think deserve a hand getting through that door?

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Jul
5th
2015

Poking fun (please don't kill me) · 7:03pm Jul 5th, 2015

Jul
2nd
2015

Keeping busy · 3:15am Jul 2nd, 2015

So I made some minor edits to A Very Cranky Hearth's Warming and re-did its cover art. Gotta love Inkscape and DeviantArt for enabling non-artistic types like myself to have decent looking covers on the cheap!

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Jun
22nd
2015

Sequels and Machine Spirits · 1:47pm Jun 22nd, 2015

Praise the Omnissiah*, my Internet connection is working again!

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Jun
17th
2015

Belated Haiku Tuesday: Flaky Internet · 8:35pm Jun 17th, 2015

I load the front page.
Interesting story there!
Click. Wait. Reload. Wait.

It seems like I might be out of commission for a bit here due to a flaky connection to Das Interwob.

Life is good and life goes on; there may just be less of me online til this gets fixed.

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