Follow me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla. Where you'll ride eternal, shiny and chrome!

I'm just a simple, southern man that loves ponies, Star Wars, ridiculousness, and adorable things. I'm also an ex-Navy nuclear machinists mate, and life long martial artist.

Better than Nicholas Sparks. Probably. Probably not. Also has a thing for Queen Chrysalis. Can't Explain Why.

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies