"I am the Aloof Hermit, the Lord of the Empty Seat. I am the Alpha and the Omega"

Tell me I'm wrong, baby.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

I generally have only an approximate idea of what I'm doing. Like how I once married a sword... apparently. | Avatar by Painted Wave

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

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