If anyone wants to hate on me, just know that I've got Equestria's Grim Reaper on speed dial.

A writer should be like fine wine: get better with age.

I write bat-pone and moth-pone. I'm an expert on both.

I am the Storm Scribe. Let my words thunder across all creation! Let my imagination rain down and bring life to new worlds and adventures. Above all else, may you enjoy what meager gifts I bring...