Hai, gaiz. It's been more than a week, and I wanted to reassure you all that I'm not dead. Now, on to the meat of the matter.

Progress: Work on Fireflies continues at a fairly decent pace. The next chapter is... about a third done, give or take. One of my commissioned pieces is coming along as well. It's odor themed. That should make it clear to the party in question.

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Well, the title this time is quite descriptive. gmoneywalker and I have finally done it. We wrote, and submitted, our first joint effort.

Joltin' Joe's Coffee Shop

Read that, and enjoy.

AVANTE!
-Jet Howitzer

That's right, boyos, Chapter VI: The Mall.
Final word count: 6,722
READ THAT SHIT!

Also, since gmoneywalker and I seem to be starting a theme, I figured that I'd continue it. Or, at least, I would, if it weren't for the fact that we're going to be turning our conversations into something much more grand. That's right, chumps, a MASSIVE single blog post.***

AVANTE!
-Jet Howitzer

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First, I will be posting Chapter 6 tomorrow, I think. In the morning. Edits will come into the chapter as they get written.

Also, This Blog.

For those interested, gmoneywalker has been giving me some ideas for the story Fireflies, and he's also a pretty cool dude.

Don't tell him I said that, though. He might get the wrong idea.

AVANTE!
-Jet Howitzer

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It's done. Now to wait for my editors to get their hands on it.

Word Count: 6,548.

Also, I thought up a last name for Icarus. It's more Greek, and it has a meaning.

And, on a final note, new chapter for the supplements.

AVANTE!
-Jet Howitzer

I need some ideas for a last name for Icarus, Fluttershy, and Applejack.

Icarus is the most important, though, and I need some good suggestions.

Also, chatper 6 is at 4,700 words so far, and seems to be on track for release date of Friday or Saturday. (Editors, start looking over what I've got.)

That is all for now. Winning Last Name submitters will get a sneak peek of either this chapter, or the next one.

AVANTE!
-Jet Howitzer

So, I was chatting with gmoneywalker, that awesome badass, and we got onto the topic of things you can't do anymore. In response to something he said, I said the following:

gmoney: That's the nice thing about having a character with no name I guess. Don't have to worry about my poor naming skills.
Me: Yeah, well screw you!
Me: And the horse you rode in on!
G: It's not a horse, it's a donkey.
Me: Well screw it!

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Progress is... Slow. It's still in progress, and I can't really say how much longer it'll be. Sorry I can't be more specific, but these things take some time to write, and I want it to come out right.

In the meantime, enjoy this small snippet of the beginning.

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Answers to the Questions I've gotten so far. Feel free to ask moar!

First I'd like to apologize for my fans. They don't seem to share your enthusiasm for direct interrogation. The answer, clearly, is that Morgrad wills it. Although last time I checked I wasn't a faggit. Though these things are known to change. Still, my answer is the same. Morgrad.

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It's been a year, now, since I first joined up. As a commemoration of this glorious event, I will not do anything all that special, really. It's not that I don't want to, it's that I don't know what I could do.

Um... Yeah.

Oh, I know!

... Wait... That won't work.

How about you chumps just ask any questions you might have, and I'll answer them all. No matter the question, I will answer. No topic is off limits.

There. That's your collective prize.

AVANTE!

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