I Have the Weirdest Chats

So, I was chatting with gmoneywalker, that awesome badass, and we got onto the topic of things you can't do anymore. In response to something he said, I said the following:

gmoney: That's the nice thing about having a character with no name I guess. Don't have to worry about my poor naming skills.
Me: Yeah, well screw you!
Me: And the horse you rode in on!
G: It's not a horse, it's a donkey.
Me: Well screw it!
G: I...think that's illegal.
Me: Yeah, probably.
Me: Well... Instead... Blend it. Then drink the smoothie.
G: I'm...pretty sure that's illegal too.
Me: God, there's nothing we can do anymore! Fucking 'Man' keeping us down.
G: Yeah man! Can't fuck and eat animals no more!
G: Can't carry fully automatic weapons no more!
Me: This country's no fun anymore.
G: Can't do nuttin'!
G: Ah ain't payin' my taxes no more!
G: ...Well, ah didn't in the first place.
Me: I remember back in the good ol' days when you could carry a SAW, fuck a horse, and then blend and eat a bald eagle.
G: Ah...them was the days.

This is why our country is going down the shitter. If someone could tell me how many laws I broke in the bolded statement, I'd appreciate it.

Anyway, progress is coming along smoothly, and you have gmoneywalker to thank for his contributions to the latest chapter. Be sure to let him know JUST what you think of him. I know that I already have.

Well, just wanted to let you know what kinds of things occupy me while I'm not writing.
AVANTE!
-Jet Howitzer

Comments

[DaemoN67]

I believe the correct number is seven hundred and fifteen.

[Late Registrator]

Well, that happened.

[Chainlinc3]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP05nV9wk4Y
Just sayin'

[A Lonesome Writer]

Neat conversation

[Ormus Von Orbulon]

So...much...

wat

[cunning_linguist]

Zero. Free speech protects your right to talk about whatever you want. You just can't act on it.

[Art Inspired]

Let's see.

On a random guess, at least 17... mmmmmaybe.

I actually have no idea.

[PinkiePieAndI]

The weird and quirky thing is...I am RIGHT NOW reading 'The Next In Line' by that very writer. I left the 7th chapter to check my notifications.

905129 That is the BEST song I've ever heard. I ACTUALLY ROFLed....

[Chainlinc3]

905156
I thought it was fitting. :P

[PinkiePieAndI]

905166 SO fitting.

[Lord Vinder]

" If someone could tell me how many laws I broke in the bolded statement, I'd appreciate it."
Canada or USA?

[Lazaro Sol]

You broke... Three laws according to the ziolian laws and those laws are
"Killing/eating any non-cloned endangered being"
"Having sex with a non- sentient being(this goes under the rape category)"
"Bolding print about fucking a horse and blending then eating an bald eagle(oddly spesific but I didn't write it)"

[SIGWolf]

Actually, you can legally carry an SAW. It just has to have a Title II tax stamp from the BATFE and been manufactured and imported before 1986. Admittedly, there's not a lot of SAWs that meet that requirement having been adopted by the US military in 1984, so you'd be looking at several, in not hundreds, of thousands of dollars in financial outlay, but you can do it. Also, I'm pretty sure you can blend a horse, so long as you use something more humane to "deadify" it first.

[Sweetapplejacker]

pfft. I carried a AA-12 at camping, beat and then fucked a goanna then blended a dingo and made a coffee with it.

[Ryanjri]

You broke one Egyptian law by being on the internet...

[bronzewolf78]

[EnderPon]

42.

[Charles Wolfe]

In my head, you broke no laws.

[Icarus Crimsonhoof]

Break all the laws.

[Lazaro Sol]

905774 I like it