Progress, News, and Commissions · 4:21am Mar 29th, 2013
Hai, gaiz. It's been more than a week, and I wanted to reassure you all that I'm not dead. Now, on to the meat of the matter.
Progress: Work on Fireflies continues at a fairly decent pace. The next chapter is... about a third done, give or take. One of my commissioned pieces is coming along as well. It's odor themed. That should make it clear to the party in question.
News: I'm going to the New York Autoshow this coming Saturday, so I won't be doing anything productive all day. Not really much to say on that front, but I thought I'd let anyone interested know.
Commissions: This one's the doozy. I've decided that I will open up a special kind of commissioning system. It's not at all hard to grasp, and it'll help me out as well as give you, the reader, something to look at as a result. Have some story in mind that you want to see, but can't be bothered to write it yourself? If it's a short one, I'm making myself your man. However, I do charge for this kind of thing. I'll be opening up my commissions at what I think is a fairly reasonable price:
--For 1,000 (One Thousand) words of story I will charge $5.00 (Five U.S. Dollars). For each 1,000 (One thousand) after that I will charge $2.50 (U.S. Two Dollars and Fifty Cents).**
--For 1,000 (One Thousand) words of clop/porn I will charge $7.50 (Seven U.S. Dollars and Fifty Cents). For each 1,000 (One thousand) after that I will charge $5.00 (Five U.S. Dollars).**
To contact me regarding any commission, send a PM.
**All rates subject to change, and any offer can be accepted or refused without a reason supplied.
These rates are slightly negotiable, but will be finalized before I start any writing.
That's all for now.
AVANTE!
-Jet Howitzer
P.S. Darkwing was talking to twilightclopple, and I, when the topic of commissions came up. This is what was said. 'You' refers to twilightclopple.
--"You because you evidently write nice mature stories, and Jet because he has no boundaries and doesn't afraid of anything"
That's right. I doesn't afraid of anything.
You doesn't afraid!!
955475 Not of anything.
Drat. There goes another possible hope for a Luna Dash story.
No you doesn't.
Have fun at the autoshow!