• Member Since 29th Feb, 2012
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Jet Howitzer


If you close your eyes, it's like nothing's ever changed.

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  • 509 weeks
    Spam be Damned

    I said I was gonna do it, and I did it. Not my best run, but I have had worse attempts.

    Sursum Aeternum!
    -Jet Howitzer

    5 comments · 591 views
  • 509 weeks
    I am the make Movie-Film

    First, I am making some progress in regards to writing. Fireflies is more than likely next to get an update, and then some of my other works.

    In other news, I'm going to start doing some recordings of myself playing some games I like, along with commentary. Because I can. And I think that it's fun.

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    3 comments · 605 views
  • 510 weeks
    Democracy: Probably a Dictatorship

    Well, dear readers, I've reached a smidgen of a snag when it comes to Fireflies. Not anything too dramatic, it's still going to be written, and things of that nature. So, don't worry about me abandoning it, or something like that. I'm not that much of a tosser... Most of the time.

    ANYWHOOZLE!

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    20 comments · 608 views
  • 516 weeks
    I am now 23

    The title says it all, people.
    As of today, July 4, 2014 I am 23 years of age.

    Please, hold your applause, and just throw money. Can't buy shit with applause.

    Sursum Aeternum!
    -Jet Howitzer

    15 comments · 704 views
  • 517 weeks
    A Tale of Two Stories

    It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
    There are two tales that I would like to shamelessly endorse, now, and here they are:

    Distant Memories

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    1 comments · 497 views
Mar
17th
2013

Fireflies Chapter 6 · 3:43am Mar 17th, 2013

That's right, boyos, Chapter VI: The Mall.
Final word count: 6,722
READ THAT SHIT!

Also, since gmoneywalker and I seem to be starting a theme, I figured that I'd continue it. Or, at least, I would, if it weren't for the fact that we're going to be turning our conversations into something much more grand. That's right, chumps, a MASSIVE single blog post.***

AVANTE!
-Jet Howitzer

P.S. Princesse Tam Tam is a character crafted by gmoneywalker and I. She is going to be a recurring character. That is all.

*** It's not actually going to be a blog post. (Wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more.(+1 internets for getting the reference.))

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Comments ( 10 )

I read that shit! :rainbowwild:

925627 Before anyone else, no less.

Chuckward is the very reason I became an author. His writing style and mastery of the comedic arts, and he will always be the greatest author of all time.

Aw thanks, I try.

SPAM, SPAM, BACON AND SPAM! :moustache:

I bet she does; I bet she does. Wink wink nudge nudge.

Anyway, glad to see you still churning out chappies.

Nudge as good as wink to a blind bat.

925668 But I don't like spam!!!

925701 Are you trying to insinuate something?

OH SWEET.:rainbowkiss:
I have a fever too, so it'll be perfect curling up with this on the couch. But first I have to finish History...:fluttercry:I'll type quickly.

925662 I never said this. You aren't even close to being an inspiration of mine.

926306
Is this a cheese shop?

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