In an alternate reality, Twilight Sparkle never moved to ponyville. Now she is learning at Canterlot College, very happily. But she feels as though shes missing something...a special somepony. Rainbow Dash made it into the same college for sports, and is quick to hit on anypony she can get her hooves on. Twilight is disgusted with Rainbow, but when she learns Rainbow is feeling the same pain as her, they bond.

In the dark future land of equestria, young Twilight Sparkle has been chosen by prophecy to overthrow the tyrant of Nightmare Moon and help the rbel forces take back their home. With the help of a imprisoned spy, a soilder, a politician, a mentally unstable patient, a depressed pony and others, will they take back their home?
*note, each chapter will be a spoofed version of a episode, so there will be the same ammount of chapters as episodes, and each chapter takes the place of a episode*

After Fluttershy, Rainbow, and Twilight find ancient artifacts in the fores, they aquire god like powers. But history tends to repeat, and in history one of the three gods turns insane. Can they learn to control their powers?

Soarin has had a tough life. His mom left. His brothers bullied him. His dad just sat by and watched. But a certain fiery mare changed it all. His life bloosomed like a flower. But eventually, every flower wilts away.