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Lord Of Dorkness


Deep into that dorkness peering...

Aug
25th
2014

Questions to all readers of Horse Feathers! · 2:14pm Aug 25th, 2014

The next chapter is just a few lines away from being done. (Not yet sent to my editors, but the writing itself is almost done.)

Thing is, the next chapter got a wee bit beefy. Just short of 30000 words beefy, to be precise.

Since my own guideline for Horse Feathers is 10-20 K words per chapter, that was rather beyond intended.

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Aug
21st
2014

New status bar · 6:51pm Aug 21st, 2014

Saw this idea by Alcatraz who'd in turn nicked it from NATOstrike, and decided it was really clever.

So from now, I'll keep pure status-updates to my user-page.

For those of you that don't want to click that link just to come back and comment...

My Life As My Ironically Bad OC
Chapter 2 — 75-80% Done — 6720 Words

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Aug
19th
2014

Just finished Skin Game (Marked spoilers behind the cut!) · 11:20pm Aug 19th, 2014

Holy mother of awesome sauce!

Did not see any of that coming!

I'll say this much; if my own half-arsed Dresden story manages to be even a quarter as awesome when all is said and done, I will be a very happy man.


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Aug
11th
2014

Just had a positively evil idea for a crossover... · 6:14am Aug 11th, 2014

Mass Effect...

Plus The Conversion Bureau.

And just to prove the concept... (ME spoilers, naturally.)


The Conversion War - "Also widely remembered as the First-contact war, the incursion of Equestria —Initially thought a boon to all mankind and a tiding of a golden age for two worlds— is now thought to be one of the darkest moments of mankind..."

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Aug
5th
2014

Status of Ironic chapter 2 · 3:11pm Aug 5th, 2014

I have a small personal guide-line.

When people start making jokes on how the continents have shifted, or tearful post about 'this thing isn't dead... right?' then it's a good time to get your thumbs out from under your fat ass and give your readers a statues update.

Crazy, I know, but it works for me.

Anyway... the big problem, is that the fip-flop between silly and serious tone most of you seemed to love about chapter one? Really, really damn hard to get right.

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Aug
2nd
2014

Plot-hole in the original Friendship is Optimal... or is this just me? · 3:14pm Aug 2nd, 2014

(Cross-posted in the Optimalverse group.)

Alright, here's something that's been bothering me...

CelestAI's whole 'meaning' in life is A, friendship, and B, satisfying values, correct?

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Aug
1st
2014

Anybody knows where this bit of awesome comes from? · 3:16pm Aug 1st, 2014

SO.

FREAKING.

AWESOME! :rainbowkiss:

I'm ninety-percent certain 'tis magnets in this case, but I'd love to be proven wrong.

Anybody among my readers that knows where and how, so to speak? My Google-fu is usually decent, but it fails me for this GIF.

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Jul
30th
2014

One-legged man breaks world-record in long-jump. · 4:17pm Jul 30th, 2014

Not a joke.

More past the break.

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Jul
27th
2014

A few music recommendations to tide you over in this heat... (And a small cut scene from Horse Feathers.) · 5:37pm Jul 27th, 2014

I've been finding lots of good music lataly, so I thought I'd share.

Find 'em behind the page-break.

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Jul
25th
2014

Just found a MARVELOUS Avengers crossover... · 11:42pm Jul 25th, 2014

...by a dude that has made the rookie mistake of thinking the front-page is enough to get an audience.

(Badabom, tish, by the way...)

Avengers find Equestria by GabrielDemarco1031

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