So I'm a bit too hot and distracted to write... but that doesn't mean I've stopped thinking.

Once more, me starting this story on a whim has caused a few bits of stuff needing fixing. Specifically, Björn now actually has something resembling a back-story past "dude that owns a bookstore."

(I know there's a few more things shown so far, but hush.)

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Currently where I live the weather is... fun.

It's fluctuating between 'sauna on fire' levels hot and humid which just kills my creativity (25-30 C/77-86 F for those of you curious), and massive thunderstorms during which I don't dare keep my computer running.

In fact, it even sparked from the outlets yesterday, and we only recently got Internet access back at all. THOSE type of storms.

If I drop of the grid for a few days... well, just thought I'd give a heads-up on why.

I recently gave RealityCheck credit in the latest chapter of Horse Feathers, since I did steal without regrets take inspiration from how he does footnotes in his stories.

Most of you have probably heard already what I'm about to comment on, so the brief version:

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I've written a short-story that is also sci-fi and heavy on the philosophy.

Friendship is Optimal: DOA.

What if there exists an actual after-life in the Optimal verse?

Just might interest a few of you while we wait for the planets to align my muse to come back from her SA vacation.

Since I'm on the air, anyway...

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Remember that single serving of potato-salad some crazy dude made a Kick-starter for?

The one I posted about yesterday to the amusement of some of you? And how we laughed at the folly of people on this series of tubes?

The damn thing just passed 15.000$

Let me repeat that in text so there is no misunderstandings, the thing has now raked in fifteen-thousand dollars.

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This dude wants to make potato-salad.

Not a chain, not a brand, or anything like that.

A single serving of potato-salad.

The real punchline to this joke?

He asked for 10$, and is currently sitting at almost 4000$. He has even run out of stretch-goals.

Oh Internet, will the depths of your madness never cease to amuse?

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...and deleted the whole League of Humans Acting Villainous.

A moment of silence for what despite a serious case of warts was one of my all-time favorite groups.

However! The King is dead, long live the King!

The League lives once more! Spread the word, my minnons!

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...and deleted the whole League of Humans Acting Villainous.

A moment of silence for what despite a serious case of warts was one of my all-time favorite groups.

However! The King is dead, long live the King!

The League lives once more! Spread the word, my minnons!

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Guess who has both a birthday and a one year anniversary for joining this site...

Well, more like had both of those yesterday since I lost track of time and midnight snuck-up on me.

One heck of year, and in near only the good way at that. Here's to many more!

I just finished a one-shot.

The thing it? It's a Optimal verse short. One of the most controversial shared universes on this site...

And the whole story deals with religion.

Needless to say, with that recipe I'm sure won't cause any waves, I want a lot of feedback before posting. Because if this thing fails and costs me readers I want it to be on its own merits and not my piss-poor spelling, damn it.

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