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Lord Of Dorkness


Deep into that dorkness peering...

Oct
9th
2014

Any of my followers that go by 'kaiachacon5' on skype? · 7:36pm Oct 9th, 2014

Because my google-fu found nothing, and I'm getting a slight spammer vibe.

Just thought I'd ask before hitting that 'nay/yay' button.

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Oct
8th
2014

Obligatory new site update blog · 11:26am Oct 8th, 2014

So far? Think I liked the old layout better, but the new functions are quite sweet.

Oh, and the bookshelves thing? Really good idea, even if I think it's going to be a bit before I'm used to it.

Also, I went along and added all my all time favorites to a shelf of their own.

Link if anybody is curious.

Quite the eclectic mix of content... but what else is new, right?

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Oct
7th
2014

'Tis the season... · 6:17pm Oct 7th, 2014

So, what do you all think of my current avatar? :trollestia:

And yes, that is a vampire potoo!

Inspired by Lady Froey, who did something similar to her own. Just so you know who to blame!

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Oct
5th
2014

Sufficiently Advanced status update, and a small heads up · 8:11pm Oct 5th, 2014

I've just spent most of this Sunday hammering my head against the five-meter granite wall that is my writer's block on chapter four.

I am happy to report that I've managed to push it from about 1.7 K, to 5 K, and the biggest problem that kept me from writing the rest is now solved.

And all without any sidef- bodityonhgdnhodirutnodigmnflh.

Bad joke aside, chapter four is nowhere near ready yet, but I'd thought you guys might want to hear where my day went, given the circumstances.

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Sep
26th
2014

I'm giving editing a go again · 6:08pm Sep 26th, 2014

The story is The Humans in Equestria Club, by billymorph.

The story is HIE with a rather novel and interesting twist.

Now what?

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Sep
23rd
2014

Update, Horse Feathers got rejected for now · 8:32pm Sep 23rd, 2014

Thank you for submitting your story for Equestria Daily. Unfortunately, I regret to inform you that I cannot recommend it for posting in its current state. Though the pre-readers are no longer providing specific feedback to most submissions, I recommend you consult our Editor’s Omnibus or Ezn’s Guide for information on the common storytelling faults we see. It also provides links to editing and proofreading resources you can pursue on your own, too.

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Sep
21st
2014

Just submitted Horse Feathers to Equestria Daily... · 12:44am Sep 21st, 2014

Yeah, I know, right? A LoHAV style fic on Equestria Daily?

Hubris, thy name be Lord of Dorkness.

Still, he who dares, wins, and you always lose if you never try, right? Wish me luck, and all that jazz.


In related Dresden Files crossovers news, Tales of a Wizard: Flesh Masks by Applechip just wrapped up.

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Sep
14th
2014

All Swedes (Yes, both of you) following me, remember to vote today. · 12:04pm Sep 14th, 2014

För om du inte röstar, så förlorar du rätten att klaga över vad för idioti idioterna i riksdagen gör de kommande fyra åren.

Och det vore hemskt . :fluttercry:

To all my other readers, I wish a pleasant day.

[Reads over the whole post, finds it kinda boring...]

...

A pleasant day... ...AND METAL! :yay:

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Sep
12th
2014

Nightmare retardant at its finest! · 4:48pm Sep 12th, 2014

Remember the 'Five Nights at Freddy's' thing? That was all over this site for a bit?

And that scary, scary bastard Foxy?

Yeah, him.

Well, if you never, ever want to be able to take him seriously again, I recommend checking under the page break.


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Aug
28th
2014

This is going to sound random at the moment... · 1:36pm Aug 28th, 2014

But do any of my readers know any good myths about salt?

Yes, salt. The white stuff most of you have some off in your very house.

If any cultures have some 'Prometheus' style deal with salt (IE man was given the knowledge from the gods) is in particular interest to me.

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