For the adornment of study areas, computer setups, and offices absolutely nowhere, please consider not purchasing the Desktop Girlfriend and/or Boyfriend.
Ever.
And now someone's going to make mature pony erotica out of it.
Once again: all remaining blog requests made by sponsors will be posted in February (with one going up tomorrow for Proof Of Blog Life): see today's previous entry for details and apologies. And when dealing with today's second posting...
I'm just gonna paste the whole thing.
This is gonna take some explaining.
Before we start: I'm going to post a pair of sponsor-chosen blogs today -- and then the remainder will spill over to February. I apologize for that and if anyone wants to react... well, they'll be entitled. I've just lost a lot of time this month in making hospital visits and calm down: I'm not sick. (Well, I have a cold. But that's it.) I've mostly been running supplies to someone who's within an still-ongoing stay (and recovering, but with no definitive release date yet). It's
Because when you're already taking a thousand years of history to the face, somepony might as well kick in a dictionary.
It's been a long day/month (more Patreon blog dictations, plus a reason for the delays, coming up tomorrow) and this story gave me what I truly needed: a laugh.
Consider clicking. Laughs have been in short supply.
*screams*
*screams some more*
*starts to get a sore throat*
*researches AMSLAN*
*extended hand screaming*
*finger cramps*
WHAT.
THE.
BLOODY.
@#$%!!!
This is one of those cases where I have to paste in the original request.
For my blog request, I’d like to discuss Callahan’s Crosstime Saloon. I know that you’ve said that you would never attempt to write a crossover, because of the difficulty involved. But maybe you could write about The Place?
In the short form: a few FIMFic people are trying to drive a pony-related channel to the critical 1,000 subscribers number, which is now necessary in order to have their videos remain monetized after February 20th. (I first saw this through FOME.) This channel is The Barcast, which includes among its content:
* Author interviews (extremely extensive ones: often an hour or more)
* Story readings