Presented without comment or, if used, any hope to have/retain the real thing.

For the adornment of study areas, computer setups, and offices absolutely nowhere, please consider not purchasing the Desktop Girlfriend and/or Boyfriend.

Ever.

And now someone's going to make mature pony erotica out of it.

Comments

[Admiral Biscuit]

I've already got the pony version.

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[Estee]

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[Admiral Biscuit]

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You're just jealous.

[Dafaddah]

And this, boys and girls, is why you should never touch a strange keyboard without protection. Just sayin'.

[Brumby_Run]

Clearly it’s head and shoulders above the real thing...

I’ll see myself out.

[FanOfMostEverything]

Silver lining: Now that I know these exist, I am tremendously grateful that I've never seen one in my office.

[Tapestry]

...

_{*muffled shipping noises*}

[SIGAWESOME]

Ummm....

I feel a bit slow, but what exactly am I looking at/looking for here? I see what appears to be a picture of two plasticine figures with two portraits badly photoshopped over them...

[Kabasue]

I had one of these, I couldn't get it out of nag mode. Went as far to remove the batteries didn't help. Eventually traded in on a different model.

[CrystalWaters]

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I... think it's plastic figurines with tiny photo frames for heads?
Maybe poseable?

[Justy]

I didn't know this was a thing.
I didn't want to know this was a thing.