Twilight is ecstatic: it's finally the day of the entrance exam for Princess Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns.
She's studied.
She's practiced.
She's prepared.
There is absolutely NOTHING that could ruin this day! Well... almost nothing.

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"I am." As far as first thoughts go, it's not much. It is better than most infants are capable of though.
Me was brought to the Everfree after Twilight Sparkle's entrance exam by the magic released at Twilight Sparkle's entrance exam. Me doesn't know very much yet, but Me is very interested in knowing everything about everything... and anything too if possible.
Me is going to find out that such a task is much easier said than done.

[Under Edit/rewrite]
Heading home after the first vacation his family has had in over 4 years, Jason Richards finds that he has somehow translocated himself and his carry-ons to a completely different climate.
Hoping to find the nearest civilization, he heads towards a strange, narrow mountain in the distance.
If he had been better at geography, he might have realized that there was no mountain on Earth like the one he faced. Here's hoping he survives long enough to find out.
Rated T for large words and heavy thoughts.
I am starting the story with Jason telling of his arrival in his perspective. He is talking to other characters(Twilight & Co. specifically), but I will not be including their lines so you can have some fun making them up to match his responses.
Dialogue Notes for the discerning reader:
All-caps means louder(not yelling, speech styles are left to pertinent verbiage)
Bold is emphasized
Italics is a quote
Underline means higher pitch(like when you talk to a puppy)
PLEASE NOTE: THE "AU" TAG IS BECAUSE THERE ARE GOING TO BE CANNON DIVERGENCES AS STORY PROGRESSES.