Formal Introductions II
"Get your head out from under there! -AH!- Don't sniff that! Stop that!"
Twilight was not afraid of personal contact, but this contact was a little too personal for her tastes. She leaned forward and attempted to force an end to whatever this crazy mare was doing. Twilight pushed back the mare with one of her back legs and before the mare could get her head back underneath of her she sat with her stomach flat on the ground.
The mare's straight jacket was shuffled off in the commotion allowing the mare to respond with something Twilight decided was even a more direct turn for the worse.
The mare mounted her.
Nope! Nope! Nope!
Twilight jumped with enough force to send the blue mare back into one of the (luckily very padded) walls.
Reason had a time and place, and that was not when you were being jumped by an apparently very confused mare.
Compulsion took over as Twilight stared down at the mare.
"Stay down!" she barked.
The mare complied. Twilight now positioned herself on top of the mare.
This was where she belonged. This felt correct.
As Twilight kept her focus on the mare below her she did not hear the door to the room open, nor did she notice the brown stallion that peaked in.
"Hey Screwy? Are you alright? I heard some- Waaaaaaaaaaaaagh!"
That got the species confused pair's attention.
Bedside Manner was not the most excitable of ponies. He couldn't be in his profession. He had been a nurse at Ponyville General for almost three months and had seen things that most doctors in a normal small town would never see in a whole career, and this fine morning he could add one more thing to that ever-growing list.
He had heard barking from patient "Screw Loose" (or "Screwy" as the staff had affectionately dubbed the literally barking-mad mare.) Today though, he heard barking different from her usual excited yips, in fact it sounded like a different dog altogether (maybe even a real one!) and he had decided to check it out.
He now regretted his inquisitiveness as he stood before... Well... He wasn't sure what he had just interrupted, but it it was unexpected to say the least. So, as any reasonable pony would do in his position, the first thing Bedside Manner did was scream at the top of his lungs.
...and subsequently pass out.
The nurse's screaming accomplished two things very quickly: it brought Twilight's attention to what she had just done, and alerted Everypony within a few blocks to the wolf shaped anomaly in Ponyville General.
Luckily for a certain dog catcher, that meant that he now could approximate where his target was.
"That came from the hospital!"
As the catcher and Applejack arrived at the hospital it was easy to see that they were well aware of Twilight's presence.
Into the fray of frantic ponies the pair dove. Fighting the surge of nurses and patients fleeing the hospital, Applejack and the dog catcher (who had revealed his name to actually be Catcher) eventually made their way to the epicenter of the action.
As they rounded the corner into the east wing hallway they were met by the sight of a medical pony brandishing what appeared to be a scalpel and facing the wolf who was curled into the far corner of the hall, opposite an open door.
"Turn, hellhound, turn!" the stallion shouted advancing at Twilight.
Despite his menacing appearance, the stallion was no trouble after he got blindside-bucked by Applejack, who then raced to her friend.
"Are you hur-" the farm pony began to ask before she was tossed aside by Catcher.
"Are you hurt! Oh please don't be hurt! Ah!" he began inspecting the wolf for damage.
Twilight stood up as he continued his search.
"Does anything hurt? Your legs? Your head? Your neck? Your back? Your tail?" the stallion searched each respective place for damage, but when he reached her tail Twilight turned on him and began growling.
"Now ya best stop while yer ahead there feller." she said as she pulled the over-eager stallion off of her friend. "Now Twi, I know he's not the, eh... most courteous of ponies, but Catcher here didn't mean ta' startle you before. He's just a little over-excited about his job."
Catcher dropped to the ground in front of Twilight's paws. "I didn't know who you were! I swear! If I would have known you were Twilight Sparkle I wouldn't have... you know... done what I did! I'm just so sorry! I'll do whatever I have to make it up to you!"
The nearly hysteric stallion's eyes were closed as he made his plea, resulting in him not noticing that Twilight and Applejack had escaped the facility as soon as possible, leaving him alone .
His pleas to the absent party were heard by one though, by one very peculiar mare. A mare who had just been claimed, and had just watched as another submit to the pack leader.
Don't look up at her! She's testing me I know it! I just have to stay like this until she forgives me!
...
Is she doing something? I hear shuffling behind me... Is she going to hurt me? Oh sweet Celestia she's going to hurt me!
It's coming! She about to-
She's!
She's.
She
...
She's on top of me.
...
...
...
and humping me.
...
...
...
"Twilight? Are you going to GAAH- Who the buck are you? Where's Twilight? Most importantly: GET OFF OF ME!"
It appears that the newest packmate does not submit to my dominance of seniority in the pack.
We'll have to work on that...
But for now!
Screw Loose grabbed Catcher by the tail and dragged him down the hallway in pursuit of the fleeing mare and wolf.
"Mistress pack leader, I'm coming!" she barked through strands of tail as she left the hospital behind and entered the glorious open air of Ponyville.
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What?
Got two new members for your pack.
Everything went better than expected.
Is this a troll chapter? Cause it makes even less sense than the rest of this story.
Not that making no sense is a bad thing, just that this one seems out of place.
3.bp.blogspot.com/-QG1_5tp2xls/T-Iph7YwLfI/AAAAAAAAAFw/f_QYpnB3zyY/s1600/Mother-of-god-meme.jpg this is too funny
Lots of shenanigans going about lol
Lol
Catcher caught the wolf instincts
Wat?.................
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Maybe.
Um... well, okay... Twilight's definitely going to have one hell of a new friend by the time this is over.
Oh man no one will let her live this down at all
....what did i just witness...
I love this story :')
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i THINK you just witnessed Twilight succumbing to her new instincts
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you and me both. An intriguing concept to be sure, and it will be amazing if the author pulls it off right.
Edit: rereading the last bit, it is in fact screwloose that errr...inducted Catcher into the pack.
2370789 Ah, talking about me as if I wasn't here (again) I see...
If you want to make sure I "pull it off right" you should give me suggestions! (Or at least they don't hurt along the way!)
Anyway, back to writing...
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If you talk like this all the time you are now my favorite...commenter..Er...Er...
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Shut it suit. Sorry, I was too busy laughing, and dying, in my last comment to actually talk. That was My Hazardous Environment Suit, Mark Four, otherwise known as the HEV Suit. If it weren't for that thing, this story would have killed me. Twice... Can't wait for more though! (Hey Author, that's a hint for you. And by the way, MAKE LONGER CHAPTERS!!!)
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Honestly? with an idea as uncommon as this one, I don't know what will go right (or wrong). But thoughts and ideas I can do.
I personally like the idea of twilight struggling with her new instincts if that is, in fact, the direction you are taking this story. I would also accept this just being a 'miscommunication' as it were, with twilight just not understanding the nuances of canine interaction.
Also, you mention Pinkie and dog treats in the description, but haven't started doing that yet.
I can't help but wonder where Celestia is in this. One would think that her student getting stuck as a wolf would attract her attention.Unless, of course, it is her fault that Twilights spell backlashed.
Given a day or two, i can definitely see Twilight using her new form to help facilitate some research into various animals (think Everfree). She definitely has to meet Winowa eventually in any case.
Why is Scewball humping random stallions now?
Oh well. At least Twilight is pack leader
twilight is best pack leader
twilight has a harem! a pony/dog harem, but a harem none the less!
Okay, time to talk...
Looks like a lot of ponies are going to be confused today
I do not know what to think anymore.
...I...wait...This...so...um...But if she...and then he...and if you did...carry the 2...preheat to 350 degrees...extend the landing gear...and I officially love this story, I don't think you could do anything at this point that would make me not like it...well you could cancel it...but that would make me dislike you, not the story.
Excuse me while I laugh my ass off!
Oh sweet Celestia the only way i can see this being better is if u somehow got rainbow involved in this pack.
Um... what...what just happend
I don't think the "Everyone" filter apply anymore…
I was right, poor Twilight will have no dignity left after this
Time to summon another Aponycalypse and have Twilight single-hoofedly stop it and save all of Equestria by herself!
Again
Everypony! That wasn't Twilight who humped the Catcher. It was Screw Loose. READ MORE CAREFULLY!
...I honestly did not see this coming. This will be hard to pull off tactfully, or rather, more tactfully than ending a scene with a madmare getting freaky with a dogcatcher.
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(possibly but not really)
I do not intend to drive this story any closer to clop-territory, but that does not mean I will keep it on the straight and narrow. This is first and foremost a comedy, and I am building a story through elements I'm adding each chapter, but at the moment I am mostly just doing what comes into my head in the way of injecting humor into the story (as this is a comedy) So, to explain the "tactless" scene with Catcher and Screw Loose: It is a natural instinct of dogs to "dominate" one another, that is they want to establish their place in the pack. They instinctually do this through several obvious methods, one of the clearest is the method of mounting, or simply being above each other altitude wise. When Screw Loose "mounts" Catcher, she is doing it to establish that she feels she is higher in the pack hierarchy, nothing more. The reason for the humping on top of this is a mixture of dismissing the motive behind her action to less in-depth readers, while also keeping in line with the general theme of a comedy. If I would have just had her mount him it would have not been funny, nor made much sense, but this way it fulfilled at least a little of both. In that position, any other common dog actions to express dominance would have not made sense to readers not associated with the intricacies of canine behavior (or those readers who just don't care enough to read between the lines that deeply, as I would assume most readers would not) I would go on to explain the need for this event, but it should become more obvious later on. (and it shall also continue to add elements of humor as the story progresses.)
So, yeah, while you may think it's "tactless" there is more to it than you think.
go on, up the rating to t. It'd add so much humor, but wouldnt be a clopfic. WIN WIN!
2380250 oh god that was amazing...
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I understood the dominance thing. I don't expect this to turn into clop (any more so than some people fetishize transformation fiction), but I was expecting something else, even with my irony radar on. Sorry, but this chapter fell flat for me.
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Was that really necessary?
2370311 What fun is there in making sense?
Well, one thing's for certain. Twilight's not- *applies sunglasses* -'horny'.
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Is that necessary at all? I mean, really? Is that the ONLY way to assert dominance?
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It's either fighting or fucking with pack animals most of the time.
2521232 She could always toss him to the ground, flip him over and threaten to rip his throat out.
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2681668 *clap clap* beautiful.
2521232 That's what dog's do. Sorry.
2377278 That's how dog's assert dominance. Or wolves. Whatever.