"Ugh finally a good nights sleep." thought Brice as he woke up.
"Hmm let's see it's..........Saturday so no work or school." he looked at the clock it was near five o'clock so he knew nopony would be up.So decided he'd have some breakfast then decided what to do.He procceded to put on his clothes which barely fitted him at all since he had done seven years worth of growing in three weeks.
"Ugh I'll have to ask Rarity to make me some new clothes." after strectching his old clothes to their limits so he could fit in them,when he had an idea.He chucked his clothes off and stood in the middle of the room and faced towards his bed.
"Let's see I should probably get a mans medium!" he thought as made some unessacery hand movements and after a moment of nothing happening a pile of clothes landed on the bed.They were the exact same as his old clothes just in bigger size.
"Hmm what to do...........Blue Breeze." he said out loud as he teleported to wherever Blue was.
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He reappered in the same hallway as last time.
"Oh god no." he thought
"OH YES,YES!" he heard Luna scream.
"OH COME ON NOBODY HAS THE MUCH ENERGY." he thought as pounded his fist against the chambers door.
"C..COME BACK LATER!" called out Blue obviously trying hide what was going on.
"If I come back later it's to record it." replied Brice with a knowing grin on his face.
"BRICE?" he heard the door unlock and was tackled to ground by Blue.
"DUDE GET OFF OF ME WITH THAT THING!" he shouted covering his face.
"Heheh sorry." replied Blue Breeze blushing madly while trying to cover his "Man hood".
"Human." said Luna as she walked out of the room
"Pony." replied Brice
"Giant."
"Short stuff."
"Hairy."
"Snobby."
"Dirt."
"CHEESE!" shouted Brice causing all three of them to burst out laughing.
"So what's this about a wedding?"
"Heh well that's a long stor..." he stopped when Brice put his hand on his head and a strange light blue aura covered both of them.
"What they hay did you just do?"
"Read all your memories of you and luna."
"Define "all"."
"Well let's see.......heh didn't know you were into bo.."
"See now I'm disturbed."
"How do think I fell I've seen it all now."
"Doubt it."
"Well I did see Blaze asked ask out Rarity."
"WHAT!" shouted Blue he had only known Blaze a short time but he never thought he liked Rarity.
"What do you think Spike will do to him?" they both looked at each other chuckling.
"Yheah,I wonder if Zephyr is going out with anypony."
"Didn't you hear he's going out with Rainbow Dash."
"......Oh I'm going to have some fun." and just before Blue or Luna could ask what he meant he disappeared.
"So....wanna get back to where we left of..." he was cut off when a letter appeared in front of them.
"What does it say Luna?"
"Dear Blue Breeze and Luna,
Due to the fact everytime I come to visit, you two are always off on an "adventure".Due to this I have decided to install a camera in your room and everytime you two have some "fun" the event shall be put in the mind of every pony in Equestria.This will last till three days after the wedding so that means NO after wedding party :p
Sincerely,Brice."
"Son of a mare." muttered Blue
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"Oh Zephyr,YES!" screamed Rainbow Dash from inside the bedroom.
"Oh buck this." thought Brice as he kicked down the bedroom door.
"WHAT THE HAY!" shouted Zephyr as Brice entered the room.
"Hey Zeph how's the wife?"
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"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" screamed Brice as he ran from Zephyr and Rainbow Dash they were both out for blood and he was their target.
"GET YOUR FLANK BACK HERE!" screamed Rainbow Dash.
"YOU'VE GOT MORE CHANCE OF MAKING SENSE OF PINKIE PIE!" he shouted as he bolted through town.
"SHUT UP AND START MAKING SENSE FOR ONCE!"
"NO CHANCE!" he dodged past a couple stalls,luckily for him the blood thirsty beasts chasing him had to go on hoof to stand a chance of grabbing him as they found out trying to tackle somepony twice your size,strength and has an extreme violent streek isn't the best idea.He quickly turned into an alleyway thinking.
"Why does this feel famaliar?" and he question was quickly answered as he was met with and dead end.
"Hah,we've got you now." said Zephyr as he and Dash approched him.
"Zephyr you know you can't win this physiclay or mentaly." said Brice with a smug expression.
"Oh I can't but these three can." he said pointing behind him and what Brice saw petrefied him.Applejack,Rainbow Dash and Rarity were all slowly walking towards him.
"Girls please we can work this out." he said almost pleading.
"I AGREE!" came a booming voice at the entrance of the alleyway.
"Celestia,no." thought Brice as the figure approched he panicked even more it was...Luna.
"So human are you ready?" she said as the five mares approched him.
"Please have mercy."
"Hah I don't even know the meaning of the word." said Rainbow Dash.Brice's life flashed before his eyes as they stopped in front of him but defiant to the end he said the.worst.thing.possible.
"Not sure if figure of speech." he said with a grin that would shame Vinyl and Pinkie which quickly disappeared when they began there attack.
After a ten minute brutal onslaught they decided he had, had enough.They backed away from him to see the fruits of their labour his eyes were both black,he had cuts everywhere and if they knew anything about him he would say something for them to repeat it.
"So what do you say?" asked Applejack referencing to all the hassle he had caused them.
"W....W.....WORTH IT!" he shouted as the group descended upon him again.
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Author's Notes:I pulled a Raditz.For those who don't watch Dragon Ball Z it's when a character or person could have avoided a situation easily but forgot he/she possessed the power to do so i.e. teleporting out of there.
My reaction when you teleport to me and Dashie. FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
My reaction when you are cornered in that alley and Luna appears: DUN-DUNN-DUUUUUNNNNN!!!!!
serves you right
148162 Hey you got a princess what do you care?
I spot an error! You wrote "five mares", but there were only four...
Wait... Rarity was there...? Hm...
*processing*
*DING*
You bastard!
*charges at Brice*
148204 I was slagging Zephyr
148163easy you threatend to put everysingle one of there "adventures" into the mind of everypony in equestria unless they could keap from going on another "adventure" until three days after the wedding so i think he has reason enough to care also i facepalmed the moment luna apeared and he didnt tellaport outa there he didnt even do it when they gave him a seconed to speak
148205 Perfect troll!
148210 I pulled a raditz
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░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▀▄▄▄▄▄░░░░░░░░█░░>>148211
148214how big of an idiot did you intend brice to be cause you seam to have soared over any and all preconceptions of his vast amounts of stupidty and you didnt add any paronoia to his geniral insanity so its a lot worse than just his vast amounts of geniral stupidity
148216 Okay 1)When you slag off somebody's level of intelligence spell your words right. 2)Everything in this story is how I would react to it.I have been mentaly unstable in the past but I was never paranoid.
148210....touche......
I REGRET NOTHING!
*starts to write script for his first FFic*
148228 I WANNA BE IN IT.
148231 We shall see...
148233............*Starts to type interruption scene for Blaze and Rarity*
148237 *his body morphs into armor, and his arm into giant blade of biomass*
Don't. Even. Try.
148241 *goes super sayian 3* Fight me if your ready to die....and with that I'M OFF TO TYPE A FIGHT SCENE*falls off of bed*
*consumes everyone around to gather critical mass*
Come and get some.
148256 *goes super sayian 4 and fuses with ssj4 gogeta then chrages power up to max* LET'S GO
148223>>1482251-im just realy bad at grammer and dont realy give a shit 2-im actualy paronoied and partly "insane" i guess would be the correct word 3-i understand the raditz but why not make him tellaport when they asked him if he had anything to say or at least make him say something like "never give your enemy a chance to speak *three sharo whistles* CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS LIFE SVERS YAY!!!" at least then you could still pull of a raditz but make sure brice dosent get killed or slip back into a coma
148263 Okay the CMC thing he had planned he didn't expect to be taking on a unicorn,alicor....there's your reason two magical beings who's to one of them didn't cast an anti teleport spell?
148262>>148256suicide bombs with a nuke grabbing both you in a death hug as the bomb exploads destroying all three of them and most of cannada
148262 Too much DBZ?...
*uses Elements of Harmony on you*
Taste the rainbow, motherf***er!
148269 counters with the kamehameha BEAM DUEL>>148267 Yheah if you had read all of them you would know we would survive and we are talking acroos multiple stories.
148267 *some animal touched my remains, and it's body is used to reshape mine*
148269another me apears from another fight with three other mes with them all are in pony form wearing custom sparten 2 armour holding dual wield sparten lassers 2 pistols 6 energy swords 2 smgs two shotguns a sniper and about 20 pounds of cooked bacon (they are all alicorns look at this to get a better description
http://www.fimfiction.net/blog/4214
"lets blow some shit up!"
148282>>148281 *Calls the cast of three of me vs school society* Bitch you messing with ssj4 Icegeta,Satin,Mini satin and a shit load of ponies. INCLUDING PINKEMINA.
148282 148276 Oh, fuck it...
*goes to the side, sits on a chair, takes his guitar and plays Desire by Poets of the Fall*
148294 BAND ASSEMBLE *Plays you'll go far kid*
148297 Nope!
*Sparta kick*
148286jokes on you i lost two mes in another battele but i can get more cause im pinkies first and last apprentince in every dimmension s i learned how to break the fourth wall and im freinds with all the pinkies (yes even the cupcakes one) and all the other mes (yes even the cupcakes one) and we would never attack each other"
the me and the pinkie that you just summoned come over to my side and about 205 other mes appear behind me dressed exactly the same the same stuff as well (including the bacon)
"i want you to meat the mes from star wars youd be suprised how easy cloning tech is easy to get there also unlimeted clip mods from the gamming universe work in all universses"
148300>>148297all the mes start playing boulavard of broken dreams by green day
"and yes this song is awsome!"
148163 that now there wont be any fun for the next few days
.148300 what's wrong with the offspring?
148311 Yheah she kicked my ass along with two power houses and a unicorn I think I'll be getting rid of that camera.
148302 Because you're making yourself OP, you deserve only one thing:
Banhammer!
*hits you and all your alternate selves with Banhammer, sending you to place called "Void"*
No, there's no escape from Void...
148317 what's OP?
148319 OverPowered...
And nothing's wrong with it, but no interrupting, while I play!
148307 pfft me and my mates can play:Any song by the offspring,dragonforce valley of the dammed,skillet:hero and monster.I do the singing for offspring and guitar for skillet.Greenday are terrible and so were Mcfly
148329 And absorbing everything in exsistance isn't?
148319>>148317op means over powerd and i go to the void but other clone mes come and i realy dont mes with the battles and yes i hve limits i just dont want to tell you them and they change every couple of days right now im op but 3 days ago i only had 5 other mes and only lasseres and armour with limited clips and also katanas and all i did was shoot blue breaze in the nuts also biomass cant reaky be dammaged so yeah you tell me how thats fair
148330hey green day isnt the best but some of there song are actulley pretty good
148332you have found the flaw in his logic (or at least half of it) recive 20 bits! and some worthless gamerscore!
148332 OBJECTION!
"*consumes everyone AROUND (...)*"
And SSJ4 isn't?
148337 *Blows up everything in exsistance* now who's overpowered?
148343no cause it has limits also you ate a tofu version of him wich i replaced him with to save him by switching my place in the void with a clone so hah bitch!148332
148343 no two of them could be defeated by a dragon
148347 Limmie put it this way....this is my comments section all your powers are stripped while you post here.
148344and no you just blew up the universe of bioshock 2 not wherever the fuck we are now i think its the everfree forrest in equestria