//------------------------------// // Chapter 7:Back to normal // Story: Why us? // by Ice //------------------------------// "Ugh finally a good nights sleep." thought Brice as he woke up. "Hmm let's see it's..........Saturday so no work or school." he looked at the clock it was near five o'clock so he knew nopony would be up.So decided he'd have some breakfast then decided what to do.He procceded to put on his clothes which barely fitted him at all since he had done seven years worth of growing in three weeks. "Ugh I'll have to ask Rarity to make me some new clothes." after strectching his old clothes to their limits so he could fit in them,when he had an idea.He chucked his clothes off and stood in the middle of the room and faced towards his bed. "Let's see I should probably get a mans medium!" he thought as made some unessacery hand movements and after a moment of nothing happening a pile of clothes landed on the bed.They were the exact same as his old clothes just in bigger size. "Hmm what to do...........Blue Breeze." he said out loud as he teleported to wherever Blue was. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- He reappered in the same hallway as last time. "Oh god no." he thought "OH YES,YES!" he heard Luna scream. "OH COME ON NOBODY HAS THE MUCH ENERGY." he thought as pounded his fist against the chambers door. "C..COME BACK LATER!" called out Blue obviously trying hide what was going on. "If I come back later it's to record it." replied Brice with a knowing grin on his face. "BRICE?" he heard the door unlock and was tackled to ground by Blue. "DUDE GET OFF OF ME WITH THAT THING!" he shouted covering his face. "Heheh sorry." replied Blue Breeze blushing madly while trying to cover his "Man hood". "Human." said Luna as she walked out of the room "Pony." replied Brice "Giant." "Short stuff." "Hairy." "Snobby." "Dirt." "CHEESE!" shouted Brice causing all three of them to burst out laughing. "So what's this about a wedding?" "Heh well that's a long stor..." he stopped when Brice put his hand on his head and a strange light blue aura covered both of them. "What they hay did you just do?" "Read all your memories of you and luna." "Define "all"." "Well let's see.......heh didn't know you were into bo.." "See now I'm disturbed." "How do think I fell I've seen it all now." "Doubt it." "Well I did see Blaze asked ask out Rarity." "WHAT!" shouted Blue he had only known Blaze a short time but he never thought he liked Rarity. "What do you think Spike will do to him?" they both looked at each other chuckling. "Yheah,I wonder if Zephyr is going out with anypony." "Didn't you hear he's going out with Rainbow Dash." "......Oh I'm going to have some fun." and just before Blue or Luna could ask what he meant he disappeared. "So....wanna get back to where we left of..." he was cut off when a letter appeared in front of them. "What does it say Luna?" "Dear Blue Breeze and Luna, Due to the fact everytime I come to visit, you two are always off on an "adventure".Due to this I have decided to install a camera in your room and everytime you two have some "fun" the event shall be put in the mind of every pony in Equestria.This will last till three days after the wedding so that means NO after wedding party :p Sincerely,Brice." "Son of a mare." muttered Blue -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Oh Zephyr,YES!" screamed Rainbow Dash from inside the bedroom. "Oh buck this." thought Brice as he kicked down the bedroom door. "WHAT THE HAY!" shouted Zephyr as Brice entered the room. "Hey Zeph how's the wife?" ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" screamed Brice as he ran from Zephyr and Rainbow Dash they were both out for blood and he was their target. "GET YOUR FLANK BACK HERE!" screamed Rainbow Dash. "YOU'VE GOT MORE CHANCE OF MAKING SENSE OF PINKIE PIE!" he shouted as he bolted through town. "SHUT UP AND START MAKING SENSE FOR ONCE!" "NO CHANCE!" he dodged past a couple stalls,luckily for him the blood thirsty beasts chasing him had to go on hoof to stand a chance of grabbing him as they found out trying to tackle somepony twice your size,strength and has an extreme violent streek isn't the best idea.He quickly turned into an alleyway thinking. "Why does this feel famaliar?" and he question was quickly answered as he was met with and dead end. "Hah,we've got you now." said Zephyr as he and Dash approched him. "Zephyr you know you can't win this physiclay or mentaly." said Brice with a smug expression. "Oh I can't but these three can." he said pointing behind him and what Brice saw petrefied him.Applejack,Rainbow Dash and Rarity were all slowly walking towards him. "Girls please we can work this out." he said almost pleading. "I AGREE!" came a booming voice at the entrance of the alleyway. "Celestia,no." thought Brice as the figure approched he panicked even more it was...Luna. "So human are you ready?" she said as the five mares approched him. "Please have mercy." "Hah I don't even know the meaning of the word." said Rainbow Dash.Brice's life flashed before his eyes as they stopped in front of him but defiant to the end he said the.worst.thing.possible. "Not sure if figure of speech." he said with a grin that would shame Vinyl and Pinkie which quickly disappeared when they began there attack. After a ten minute brutal onslaught they decided he had, had enough.They backed away from him to see the fruits of their labour his eyes were both black,he had cuts everywhere and if they knew anything about him he would say something for them to repeat it. "So what do you say?" asked Applejack referencing to all the hassle he had caused them. "W....W.....WORTH IT!" he shouted as the group descended upon him again. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Author's Notes:I pulled a Raditz.For those who don't watch Dragon Ball Z it's when a character or person could have avoided a situation easily but forgot he/she possessed the power to do so i.e. teleporting out of there.