Sorry for not updting you guys I've been changing my password,browser,computer user password and stuff like that since somebody got onto my account.
"FALCON PUNCH!" Screamed Brice as he, Zephyr and Blue had taken care of the last of the spiders.
'You know after playing Skyrim twenty four seven you'd have thought this would be easy.' Thought Brice as went to pick up the crate.
"Hold on a crate?" He said out loud.
"You okay Brice?" Asked Zephyr.
"No this was a chest before not a crate....You saw it as HOLY SHIT!" He screamed as he turned to look at Zephyr.
"What?" Replied Zephyr.
"YOUR COAT IS BLUE!"
"It's always been blue."
"NO IT'S ALWAYS BEEN BROWN!"
"Oh yeah I'd better change back then." He said as he began to glow then turning back to his normal brown self.
"WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH ZEPHYR!"
"Ohohohoho, now it wouldn't be very fun if I told you now would it?" Came a voice from nowhere.
"SHOW YOURSELF!"
"Oh since you asked so nicely."
Said the voice. After a moment of nothing happening, the cave, Zephyr, Blue, the spider corpses, and everything else began to dissaper, only to be replaced with a lone figure.
The figure was built up with many different animals the most obvious being a lion's paw, a horse's hoof, a bat wing and a bird wing.
"Who the hay are you?" Said Brice scared by the creature that stood before him.
"Oh don't you know?"
"No."
"Hehehehe well let me put it in a way you would understand." The creature streched his body a little bit before coughing to get Brice's fading attention.
"I am the spirit of chaos, I am the answer to all living things that cry out for fun." It said with an evil smile on its face
"Shaddup."
"Ohohoho this is why I love humans."
".....Okay so you know what I am, I'm guessing you know who I am as well?"
"Why yes, your name is Brice and if you must know I'm Discord."
"Okay.......Care to explain what THE BUCK IS GOING ON!"
"Well your in a coma."
"......Why am I not suprised?"
"Hmm anyways when ponies or in this case 'people' go into a coma I connect witht their minds and have a little fun."
"Why do I get the feeling your about to say "Now wake up"?"
"Now wake up.....Hold on second..."
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Brice's head shot up as he awoke.
"HE'S AWAKE" shouted a voice as something or rather several somethings all jumped onto him.
"Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow let go please." said Brice as he slowly opended his eyes as he felt the "things" let go of him.
"Ugh wher.....Twilight?"
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Author's notes:Meh if people want me to I'll go back to this "Evil empire" thing but until then I'm going back to RANDOM ANTICS.If this seems...."rushed" it is but it does say .5
at least its something
132785 Yheah well I decided to make you guys a couple in the next chapter.
Meh, it was only Discord...
132798 Don't worry your in the next chapter.
132801 Meh, I'll be next...
...Wait, what?
132794 here are my emotions
132817 The best part is I might be kidding and I might be serious.Then again if you give me a good enough shipping between you and soebody else we can work something out
132817 U MAD?
132824 Wi-Five!
132829 *thinks for a while*
Naah...
*brohoof*
132829 its too late to back out isnt it?
132889 Yup
132838 I.WILL.HURT.YOU
132978 *holds his SCAR-L*
Come at me bro...
134983 *Pulls out katana* LETS GO RICH BOY.
135015
.... And just beyond the bushes; everyponies' favorite zombie hybrid is watching with great satisfaction.
135015>>134983 BITCHES PLEASE!
"unsheathes cyber arm prosthesis."
Let's do this.
*activates GlassShield augmentation*