• Published 9th Jan 2012
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Why us? - Ice

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Chapter 4:Ka.....me.....

"YOUR ALIVE!" screamed Brice as he wrapped his arms around Twilight.

"Wow,calm down there." said Twilight

"Sorry I......thought you had died." he said rubbing his head.

"Well I was but then Miss Sue brung me and you back."

"I'm sorry who?"

"That would be me." said a heavenly voice from the doorway.The mare entered the room she had a white coat,blue mane and a horn,wings and WAIT WHAT?

"YOUR AN ALICORN?" shouted Brice

"Of course no unicorn can bring back the dead." she said in a "matter of factly" tone

"Pfft Twilight could." he responded

"Brice how dare you talk to somepony who saved your life like that." said Rarity scolding him

"Sorry." he said bitterly

"Well good now Miss Sue I beleive you said something about your lastest line of work I thoug...."

"Hold on a second she a fashion designer as well?" asked Brice

"Why yes in fact she's better than me,better with animals than Fluttershy an....."

"Limmie guess faster than Dash,stronger than Big Mac,throws better parties than Pinkie and is probably stronger than Luna and Celestia combined." he said bluntley

"H...how did you know all that?" said Twilight

"I'll tell you if my suspicions are correct but Miss Sue could do me a favour?"

"Yes of course."

"Fight me."

"I'm sorry what?" she said with a shocked look on her face

"Fight me I have a theory I'd like to test and you seem like the perfect canidate." he said trying to hide something.

"Well I see no reason why not....any rules?"

"Just one......no levitation."
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Later at Sweet Apple Acres

"You sure you wanna do this?" asked Applejack.

"I'm sure."

"She beat mah big brother I'm worried it won't end well."

"Yheah but I have an advantage." he said with a sly grin on his face

"What's that?"

"Opposable thumbs." he said laughing

"Just don't die." she said facehoofing

"Heh don't worry I'm hard to kill." he said as he walked towards a large patch of land where half the town had turned up (again)

"Are you sure you want to do this human?" asked Sue with an evil grin.

"Trust me I do." as the two apporched each other a blinding slight stopped them both in their tracks.

"What is my new student doing with the human?" came a godlike voice.

"I don't need this right now." thought Brice.

"Princess I ca..." she stopped when Celestia raised her hoof for silence.

"I know what is going on and I am here to watch and encourage you." she said with a warm mother like smile

"CAN WE GET ON WITH THIS?" shouted Brice who recived shocked looks from the crowd.

"Hmm Lightblade win this." said the Princess as she sat with the crowd.

"Ready hum..." she was topped mid sentence as Brice delivered a power punch to her muzzle

"Tatsumaki!" he shouted as he followed up his by to spin round mid air and hitting her with three powerful kicks to her horn and muzzle.

"Heh get up fro..." he stopped as he saw her get up and basically brush herself off.

"Hmf your strong and I have an attack for strong fighters." she said

"T..that would be?" he said worried

"The kamehameha wave."

"T...t..there's no way." he said as he backed away from her

"KA."

"NO."

"ME"

"..."

"HA"

"STOP IT LIGHTBLADE"

"ME"

"LEAVE HIM ALONE"

"HAAAAA" she screamed as out of nowwhere but Brice was more than ready

"HERE GOES NOTHING." he shouted

"WHAT?" screamed Lightblade (I'll explain in a moment)

"FUS DO RAH" he shouted practiclay ripping open his lungs sending a blue flame of sorts towards the beam causing it to be sent straight back at Lightblade.

"MARY E. SUE GET THE BUCK OUTTA THAT PONY AND LEAVE THIS PLACE!" shouted Brice as Lightblade slowly got up giving him a dark glare.

"I'll be back." she said as a dark cloud came from her body and she dropped to the ground causing Lightblade's coat to turn green and her horn to dissaper.

"Do you want to explain?" asked Celestia looking at Brice

"AHRK FIN KEL LOST PRODAH
DO VED VIING KO FIN KRAH
TOL FOD ZEYMAH WIN KEIN MEYZ FUNDEIN
DETH FEYN DO JUN
KRUZIIK VOKUN STAADNAU
VOTH AAN BAHLOK WAH DIIVON FIN LEIN" he said with a serious face before heading back to town leaving a group of very confused ponies.
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"Well I don't know about you guys but I'm going to bed." he said (Zecora much?)

"Brice we want answers."

"Yheah and I wanna go to bed what you gonna do about it?" he said continuing going up the stairs

"Ugh well can you at least tell us tommorow?" asked Rarity

"Sure why not." he said as he closed his bedroom door behind him.
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Author's note:Okay I know this is short but I messed up my knee during p.e. today (I'm never doing netball again).I went to mark this guy and there was a patch of black ice and I went sliding across it tripping landing on my knees and now I struggle to stand up.
Also I want to say no pre-reader for this since I didn't want to bother anybody so please just live witht he bad grammer FOR ONE GOD DAM CHAPTER.