Two figures were present in the throne room of Celestia and her sister. One was Celestia herself the other one was a grief striken boy.
"I don't understand Celestia, what happened?"
"Magic works in many mysterious ways even I do not know what happened."
"Don't lie to me you are thousands of years old yet you don't understand how somebody died using magic?"
"I may be one of the wisest and most powerful beings alive but there are some things I do not understand fully."
"Don't bullshit me Celestia you aren't telling me cause you know I'll try something once you tell me."
"No it's not that..."
"THEN WHAT IS IT, IS IT THAT YOU DON'T CARE THAT SHE'S DEAD?"
"HOW DARE YOU IMPLY THAT?!?"
"I'M NOT IMPLYING ANYTHING CAUSE IT'S THE TRUTH.." Brice was cut off as something sent him flying backwards and smashing his head off a pillar knocking him unconscious.
"Guards" Celestia call was answered by ten guards entering the room ready for combat only to see the threat already unconsicous. "I want him taken to the dungeon and he is to remain there for two weeks."
"No offense you Majesty but won't he miss Ms. Sparkle's funeral?" Asked one the guards the others nodding agreement.
"Why would he go to Canterlot alone?" Asked Rainbow Dash to her four friends as they had met at the park to talk.
"Ah don't know sugarcube but Ah hope he don't do anything stupid."
"We saw what happened last time, you can be sure he has." They all turned to Rarity with frowns on their faces
"Don't go saying that sorta thing."
"Fine but when he gets in trouble, I told you so."
"Don't worry gals, he only went to ask the princess about the funeral.... I think." They all turned to look at Spike who had taken the news worse than anyone but, he knew Twilight wouldn't want him to be upset so after a week he accepted it.
"Yeah but you never know, I mean he hasn't spoken to anypony since it happened... Well except those two."
"Hold your horses Rarity, why don't we ask them they might know something."
Said Brice as he woke up. He looked around: he was in an old cell, the bars were rusted with the metal almost completley brown, the room itself was covered in cobwebs and dirt, the only table was beside a door - which he assumed led out - had the keys on it. He looked around. His cell was bigger than the cage he was put in for the court and it had a stone bed and a sink which was cracked with the pipe bust. The only light in the room was coming from the windows, which were too high up for a pony to reach but he could get them just fine. He noticed that they were just square blocks with no bars or anything to stop somepony escaping if they got up there.
"Okay if I can get through I can make it to Iron hammer's place." He thought.
"I wonder if Brice has gotten anything out of Celestia." Said Zephyr.
"Dude, this is the guy who took out three royal guards while being injured, I think he can get some information from her." said Blue Breeze with a slight smirk on his face.
"Yeah but still they aren't exactly on good terms you know."
"What do you mean?"
"Well like you said he took out three Royal Guards and well, she kinda blames him for Twilight's death."
"Wow she really dosen't know that he almost killed himself because of that, does she?"
"Nope." They both returned to their activites when they heard a knock from the door.
"Who is it.?" Called Mike from the couch.
"Rainbow Dash.." She was cut off by off Zephyr who had dashed to the door.
"Um, hi....are you Zephyr?" He almost fainted at the fact she knew his name.
"Yes." containg his urge to jump around in excitment
"I need to ask you about Brice."
"Oh." He said regaining his composure and inviting her in. ----------------------------------------------------------------------
*Knock-knock*
"Ugh bucking customers always come when I'm about to relax." Though Iron hammer as he approched the door.
"What is it... Oh it's you Brice."
"Yeah listen I need to craft me some gear ." He looked around as if somepony was watching.
"Dude I just closed shop, please."
"I'm calling you up on the favour you owe me then." He said with a look that could make an Ursa Major run.
"Remember, tommorow at midnight it needs to be there." said Brice as he exited Iron's house.
"Okay man but I'm worried you are gonna do something stupid with these!..."
"Don't worry about it cause I am." Iron facehoofed.
"Just don't get yourself killed with whatever it is." He said closing the door.
'Might as well say my goodbyes.' He thought as he began to walk towards Ponyville. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Author's note:I'm back.Okay I know this is short but all of my Prolouges are the chapters will be 1500-2000+ words
"WHAT?!" a guard was knocked down by the sheer force of the shout.
"O..our r..reports s..show he escaped little under twenty)four hours ago" said the same guard, barely regaining his confidence.
"....How did he escape?"
"H..he used the window in his cell and sneaked through the gardens, as far as we can tell."
"I'm sorry but correct me if I'm wrong. ONLY the old dungeon has windows, correct?"
"Y..yes." the guards white coat seemed to grow paler somehow as he realized what she had said.
"So a prisoner I personally request to be jailed is put in the worst jail cell we have to sum up captain."
"Yes your majesty." the guard began praying that somepony would enter the throne room
"So first you question my orders then you let the prisoner go basically...... what's to stop me trying you for treason?"
"I would never do such a thing you majesty." he said anger evident in his voice
"Is that all you have to say in your defence?
"Y..yes."
"Then I find you guilty and sentence you to death,GUARDS!" a squad of four guards burst into the room
"Take the captian to the guillotine and prepare for a puplic excecution."
"I'm sorry your highness did you say A EXCECUTION!?" shouted one of the guards
"Yes,yes I beleive I did."
"I refuse to do this your majesty." said the same guard the others nodding in agremment
"Well then I'll dispose of you all myself then" after a short pause a humongous light erupted from Celestia causing the throne room to burn with the heat of a star going supernova.The screams of the guards could be heard throughout the night in Canterlot and beyond causing all including Brice to turn to source of the noise.
"No...please tell she hasn't" he thought as the screams could be easily identified as male
"T..THAT BITCH!" he screamed into the night
"N..no I can't let this stop me" he thought as he continued his walk towards Ponyville. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU JUST LET HIM GO TO CONFRONT CELESTIA!" Rainbow Dash was livid after hearing what Zephyr and Blue Breeze had told her
"Well we couldn't exactly stopped him he was teleported." said Blue holding his hooves in front of his face worried she would strike him
"UGH YOU GUYS ARE IDIOTS YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST HAVE TOLD US"
"Well we never see him talk to anypony else so we took his privacy into account" said Zephyr hopping this would calm her down
"PRIVACY WHO CARES ABOUT PRICACY IF HE'S DEAD?"
"RAINBOW DASH!" shouted a voice from the doorway their body clocked by the darkness of the night
"Oh...hi...I..was...um...there." said Rainbow Dash frightend by the stranger
"Ah know what you were doing sugercube but balling at them won't help." said Applejack stepping into the house
"Applejack?" asked a puzzled Blue Breeze
"Yheah it's me and ah need to ask you something." she said approching them ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Ugh at least Ponyville is nearby" thought Brice as he had almost completed his long walk back from Canterlot
"Although I'm suprised nothing like a manitcore attack happened" he muttered himself as he exited the Everfree forest but suddenly although it was planned a portal appeard above him and a black figure fell from it.
"AGH WHAT THE HELL!" he shouted as he tried to heave the figure off of his chest
"Ugh my head where am I?" said the creature it's voice calm and cooling
"Your on me buddy." said Brice
"What oh um sorry....WHAT THE HELL!?" it shouted in shock. Brice got a good look at the figure it was a feline type peagsus with a black coat and its wing had puple under them while it's eyes were different colors one being blue and the other one being silver.
"Um...hi." said Brice slowly waving a hand
"....Why are you here?" it said slowly
"Okay male." thought Brice "Well I just came from Canterlot and I'm about to head into Ponyville." said Brice
"OH THANK GOD I'm in Equestria" he said seeming relieved
"Okay......so you got a name?" said Brice
"Of course I've got a name are you stupid?" smirking slightly
"Heh and I thought Blue was a smartass." he thought "...If you want to live you'll start talking and stop mocking." he said before chuckling slightly "Zecora must be starting to rub off on me." he thought
"Ugh fine since I'm feeling nice,I'm Mobius and you are?"
"Brice."
"Kinda bland..mabye I'll you rice"
"shaddup." he had been called that in school he knew his friends were kdding when they said it where kidding but it got on his nerves.
"So anything been going on?"
"Well if you are from around here I suppose the only thing that has happened is Twilight dying."
"WHAT!" Mobius shouted
"IT'S TWILIGHT SHE CAN'T DIE!" Brice jumped back slightly Mobius was probably an old friend of Twilight's so he'd have to tread carefully.
"Dude calm down and I'll explain."
"Fine start from the beginning" he said after a couple of deep breaths.
"......then she cast a spell on me and.."
"I KNEW YOU WERE TO BLAME!" shouted Mobius lunging for Brice
"BUCK" he shouted as he barely got out of the way in time "I knew I should have left that out." he thought
"WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?" shouted Brice
"YOUR THE REASON SHE'S DEAD!" shouted Mobius as he charged at Brice again
"PISS OFF!" shouted Brice landing a blow into his gut stopping Mobius in his tracks
"Heh nice try" he said triping up Brice with his tail and pouncing on top of him
"Ready to die?" he said claws coming out of one his claws when suddenly he fell on top of Brice only able to mutter "Fucking Applejack."
"Hold on a second he can curse properly?" thought Brice as he rolled to get out from under Mobius
"WHAT WHERE YOU DOING?" shouted AJ,RD and Rarity at him
He facepalmed "It's gonna be a long,long night" he thought as the verbal assualt continued. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Meanwhile back at the castle
"CHARGE" shouted another battlion of guards as they were torn apart by Celestia
"NO,NOPONY IS GOING TO STOP THE ME I'M THE QUEEN I GET WHAT I WANT,YES!" she thought madly to herself
"SISTER" Celestia's gaze turned from the door to her younger sister standing beside her
"So little sister have you come to join me?"
"Join you in what?"
"Oh you'll see." she said with an evil grin.Screams could be heard until daytime in which the sun never rose. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Author's note:Okay so sorry about last post I edited this A LOT it was barely eight hundred words for my first draft so I redid for you guys.Also sorry Mobius I'm impatient with waiting.
Chapter 2:They say death is sweet but the journey is the fun part
".....then Applejack knocked him out and that's that." said Brice finishing his story
"Your not lying but ah can't help feel that your not telling us something." said Applejack
"Hmmm anyways what have you guys been upto for the past week?" he said changing the subject
"Besides worrying about your health?" interjected Rarity
"Eeyup."
"Well we've been getting ready for the funeral and working."
"I see but why where yoy worried Spike must have told you that I was going to talk to Celestia about what happened right?" he said looking at Spike with a confused look on his face.
"Well you we...um....thought you might have......." whimpered Fluttershy
"Tried to kill myself?" he said.Fluttershy just nodded
"Ugh guys I'm not gonna try that again." he said rubbing his head
"But why would you do it in the first place?" asked Rainbow Dash
"Applejack knows,now if you'll excuse me I'd like to talk to Zephyr and Blue in private." he said motioning to the door
"Fine just don't go doing anything stupid now you hear?"
"I hear ya." he said as they walked out the door.
"Gentlemen I have a plan." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Meanwhile in Canterlot.
"PONIES OF CANTERLOT,A NEW THREAT HAS ARISEN THE HUMAN NAMED "BRICE" IS PLANNING TO DESTROY EQUESTRIA YOU MUST HELP US STOP HIM WE NEED SUPPLIES,RECRUITS AND EQUIPMENT ALL THOSE WILLING TO HELP SHALL BE REWARDED ALL THOSE WHO APPOSE SHALL BE EXCECUTED." shouted Luna using the royal Canterlot voice.All through the night ponies signed up to help find the "meanace" including one pony in paticular
"Name?"
"Silverback."
"Occupation?"
"Ex-royal guard."
"Reason of retirment?"
"The human inflicted a small amount of damage to my brain but he caused me to be blind in one eye forcing me to quit."
"Where do you feel you'd be best suited we have hunters,scouts,soliders and engineers."
"What's a hunter?"
"Well a hunter goes out on their and tries to find specific targets using any means at their disposal but right now we only have two since most ponies are scared that the human will kill them."
"Sign me up." said the guard with an evil grin ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "ARE YOU CRAZY?" shouted Zephyr at Brice
"Dude I know it mean seem it but it's the only way to bring back Twilight."
"An ancient sage FROM TWENTY FIVE THOUSAND YEARS AGO?"
"Yup."
"Ugh dude do you even know where to find him"
"Yup it's a secret passage way in the old castle your suppose to go to the alter an speak the words "Faasnu Kinbok Kril Mahfaeraak."
"Which translates as?" asked Blue
"I have idea i'll ask the man when we meet him."
"We?"
"Dude,I know for a fact you two won't let me go alone." he said with a smug grin
"You know us to well." said Zephyr
"Heh,your own fault."
"So when do we leave?"
"Now." said Brice as he put on his backpack
"What if we don't leave now those five will stop us."
"Dude what are we gonna eat?" said Blue with a worried look on his face
"Don't worry I've got a friend who's dropping some stuff off for us."
"Can we trust him?"
"..........I saved his son's life I doubt he would double cross me."
"Wait why would he do that?"
"Ugh I haven't told the whole story."
"Called it" said Zephyr
"Dam it" said Blue handing Zephyr ten bits
"Ugh anyways after we talked she......." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Hmm intresting so you kinda have to leave otherwise she might destroy Ponyville looking for you?"
"Dude she may be angry but she's not gonna kill m..." he was cut off as the window smashed open and a pony cloaked in black appeared wielding a sword.He lunged at the trio of them barley dodging the blade.
"WHAT THE HA.." he was stopped as the pony bucked him knocking him to the ground it then turned to deal with Blue.He was backed into a corner as the assailant approached him.
"Any last words?" he said his voice obviously masculine
"Yheah just three."
"Oh and they are?"
"Get him kitty."
"Huh?" as he spoke a black figure landed on him knocking the blade from his hoof.
"Cheeky son of a bitch," said Brice dusting himself off.
"Heh I thought as much." said Mobius as he headbutted the assassin knoking him out.
"What made you change your mind?"
"Well I heard about how your trying to revive Twilight and I thought I might as well hel....what are you staring at?"
"Dude you glowing." said Brice.
"Wait....my job was to stop that pony from killing you?"
"Wait job?"
"I'll explain when we meet again but Brice this means fate has something big planned for,you try not to die." he said with a smug grin.
"I don't get it." said Brice and Blue in sync.
"Heh nobody does." he said as he vanished.
"........we gonna leave now?" said Zephyr
"Yup." said Brice as the trio walked out of the door leaving the assassin tied to a pilliar. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Author's note:"Faasnu Kinbok Kril Mahfaeraak is dragon for fearless leader brave forever.Also Purple Blaze I beleive you a very breif understanding of what's going to happen next (not a spoiler.......)
Chapter 3:When darkness I'll light the night with stars
Okay shout outs to Pikafrogbro his story is not out but I've read it and it's good.Also to Frostbite great story cool guy add him and me on xbox my Gamertag is kingazwan his is Rageofhell45.
"There it is!" called out Brice to the two pegasi who were lagging behind him.
"Dude why can't you fly instead of us walking?"
"Hey I asked if you wanted to carry me twenty miles from Ponyville Non-stop." he said with a smug grin
"Ugh let's just get this over with." said Blue yawning
"Fine,just find something ancient looking then I'll say the words."
"Okay." said Blue and Zephyr as they ran off
"......................Note to self ask if they are a couple." he began to feel sick as the images filled his head. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "So think this "Ancient sage" is real?" said Zephyr as he and Blue walked about the ruins
"Well I dunno I mean once you see three fillys beat up an ursa major you've seen it all."
"Yheah that was weird how did the CMC do that?"
"I have no idea."
"Anyways would do you think this ancie....."
"NOPONY PIES ME AND LIVES TO TELL THE TALE!" shouted Brice from deep inside the castle.
"Should we go help him?" asked Blue
"Who Brice or the pony he's about to kill?" chuckled Zephyr
"Both." they both laughed as they ran off to find Brice and his "Victim" ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Can't touch this." said a purple peagsus with a blonde mane
"STOP DODGING!" screamed Brice trying to land a punch
"Heh,fine but you have to agree to take a P.I.T.F."
"Fine." he stops his attack
"Heh perfect." the pegasus pulled a cream pie out of nowhere and smashed right into Brice's face.
"You are so lucky that I'm here for a reason." growled Brice
"Oh,I know."
"Your pretty dam cocky for an ancient sage."
"I'm not an ancient sage I'm (Jumps on platform) THE LEGENDEARY JOKI KNIGHT!" he raising one hoof in a superhero like pose
"Why am I not suprised?" said Brice facepalming
"Heh,I can also play guitar."
"Dude you have hoofs and I haven't seen a guitar in Equestria."
"Yheah it came with me."
"Wait.......your..........................human?"
"And so the penny drops."
"So....."
"Purple blaze."
"...Purbaz."
".....I don't get it."
"P.I.T.F." says Brice as he slams a cream pie into Purple's face. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Meanwhile in an alternate Equestria
"What the hell?" said Purple Blaze
"You okay dude?" responded Greg
"I felt a disturbance in the porce."
"Porce?"
"The prank force."
"Again?" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Brice you okay?" the duo looked towards the door to see Zephyr and Blue Breeze approach them
"Yheah,Guys this is Purple Blaze and I was about to ask him if he can help."
"No." said Purple
"Please say your joking"
"Nope I can't help you but I know somepony who ca....."
"Buck it I'll find out myself."
"Dude you kidding right?"
"Nope,Have a nice time." ------------------------------------------------------------ Princess Celestia sat in her throne room all day she had been dealing with the nobles who had been asking her why she had raised an army for one single human.However this was not her only reason for the her to raise an army,she had plans to take over all of equestria with her army of good and evil.Beside her sat her younger sister but she was as Nightmare Moon but she could control the power but Celestia Controlled her.However she now had a hunter who had made a request which caught her attention
"So you wish to be sent after the human?" said Celestia
"Yes your majesty."
"Tell me did you hear about the last hunter that was sent?"
"Yes he was defeated by the human and his friends."
"Did you also know he was the best hunter we have?"
"Yes."
"Hmmm very well but I request you at least take two others with you,no doubt he will be ready this time."
"Yes your majesty." said Silverback as he left the throne room ready for his revenge. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Three hours after we left the trio they had arrived at the drop off point for their supplies and his gear.The location was a cave which had two entrances the one Brice had hopped to use was currently being used as a mating ground for some wolves.The one they were about to enter was filled with spiders the size of a filly (Imagine a 3ft spider) which didn't go down to well with Zephyr and Blue Breeze.
"DUDE NO WAY!" screamed the two of them at him
"Ugh fine I'll go in alone BUT if I call for help my life will probably depend if you guys come or not." he said with cold eyes as he entered the cave.
"Ten bits says he dies." muttered one of them.
"DUDE NOT COOL" shouted Brice from the mouth of the cave.
As expected the cave was covered with cobwebs Brice was careful to try and not stand on any of them remembering something about spiders using them to sense trapped animals.He continued until he saw what he was looking for a chest with a blue and silver line on the top of it unfortunately it was covered with thick strands of web.
"Buck." he thought "Mabye if I'm fast enough I can grab the sword,take the chest and fight my way out of here." he thought but what he didn't notice was that he wa sstanding on a web, tapping his foot which brought the attention of a spider.Brice turned as he heard a screeching noise and a black creature land on his face. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Author's notes:Cliffhangers what you gonna do?Also Purple don't worry I'm not done with you yet.
Sorry for not updting you guys I've been changing my password,browser,computer user password and stuff like that since somebody got onto my account.
"FALCON PUNCH!" Screamed Brice as he, Zephyr and Blue had taken care of the last of the spiders.
'You know after playing Skyrim twenty four seven you'd have thought this would be easy.' Thought Brice as went to pick up the crate.
"Hold on a crate?" He said out loud.
"You okay Brice?" Asked Zephyr.
"No this was a chest before not a crate....You saw it as HOLY SHIT!" He screamed as he turned to look at Zephyr.
"What?" Replied Zephyr.
"YOUR COAT IS BLUE!"
"It's always been blue."
"NO IT'S ALWAYS BEEN BROWN!"
"Oh yeah I'd better change back then." He said as he began to glow then turning back to his normal brown self.
"WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH ZEPHYR!"
"Ohohohoho, now it wouldn't be very fun if I told you now would it?" Came a voice from nowhere.
"SHOW YOURSELF!"
"Oh since you asked so nicely."
Said the voice. After a moment of nothing happening, the cave, Zephyr, Blue, the spider corpses, and everything else began to dissaper, only to be replaced with a lone figure. The figure was built up with many different animals the most obvious being a lion's paw, a horse's hoof, a bat wing and a bird wing.
"Who the hay are you?" Said Brice scared by the creature that stood before him.
"Oh don't you know?"
"No."
"Hehehehe well let me put it in a way you would understand." The creature streched his body a little bit before coughing to get Brice's fading attention.
"I am the spirit of chaos, I am the answer to all living things that cry out for fun." It said with an evil smile on its face
"Shaddup."
"Ohohoho this is why I love humans."
".....Okay so you know what I am, I'm guessing you know who I am as well?"
"Why yes, your name is Brice and if you must know I'm Discord."
"Okay.......Care to explain what THE BUCK IS GOING ON!"
"Well your in a coma."
"......Why am I not suprised?"
"Hmm anyways when ponies or in this case 'people' go into a coma I connect witht their minds and have a little fun."
"Why do I get the feeling your about to say "Now wake up"?"
"Now wake up.....Hold on second..." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Brice's head shot up as he awoke.
"HE'S AWAKE" shouted a voice as something or rather several somethings all jumped onto him.
"Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow let go please." said Brice as he slowly opended his eyes as he felt the "things" let go of him.
"Ugh wher.....Twilight?" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Author's notes:Meh if people want me to I'll go back to this "Evil empire" thing but until then I'm going back to RANDOM ANTICS.If this seems...."rushed" it is but it does say .5
"YOUR ALIVE!" screamed Brice as he wrapped his arms around Twilight.
"Wow,calm down there." said Twilight
"Sorry I......thought you had died." he said rubbing his head.
"Well I was but then Miss Sue brung me and you back."
"I'm sorry who?"
"That would be me." said a heavenly voice from the doorway.The mare entered the room she had a white coat,blue mane and a horn,wings and WAIT WHAT?
"YOUR AN ALICORN?" shouted Brice
"Of course no unicorn can bring back the dead." she said in a "matter of factly" tone
"Pfft Twilight could." he responded
"Brice how dare you talk to somepony who saved your life like that." said Rarity scolding him
"Sorry." he said bitterly
"Well good now Miss Sue I beleive you said something about your lastest line of work I thoug...."
"Hold on a second she a fashion designer as well?" asked Brice
"Why yes in fact she's better than me,better with animals than Fluttershy an....."
"Limmie guess faster than Dash,stronger than Big Mac,throws better parties than Pinkie and is probably stronger than Luna and Celestia combined." he said bluntley
"H...how did you know all that?" said Twilight
"I'll tell you if my suspicions are correct but Miss Sue could do me a favour?"
"Yes of course."
"Fight me."
"I'm sorry what?" she said with a shocked look on her face
"Fight me I have a theory I'd like to test and you seem like the perfect canidate." he said trying to hide something.
"Well I see no reason why not....any rules?"
"Just one......no levitation." ------------------------------------------------------------------- Later at Sweet Apple Acres
"You sure you wanna do this?" asked Applejack.
"I'm sure."
"She beat mah big brother I'm worried it won't end well."
"Yheah but I have an advantage." he said with a sly grin on his face
"What's that?"
"Opposable thumbs." he said laughing
"Just don't die." she said facehoofing
"Heh don't worry I'm hard to kill." he said as he walked towards a large patch of land where half the town had turned up (again)
"Are you sure you want to do this human?" asked Sue with an evil grin.
"Trust me I do." as the two apporched each other a blinding slight stopped them both in their tracks.
"What is my new student doing with the human?" came a godlike voice.
"I don't need this right now." thought Brice.
"Princess I ca..." she stopped when Celestia raised her hoof for silence.
"I know what is going on and I am here to watch and encourage you." she said with a warm mother like smile
"CAN WE GET ON WITH THIS?" shouted Brice who recived shocked looks from the crowd.
"Hmm Lightblade win this." said the Princess as she sat with the crowd.
"Ready hum..." she was topped mid sentence as Brice delivered a power punch to her muzzle
"Tatsumaki!" he shouted as he followed up his by to spin round mid air and hitting her with three powerful kicks to her horn and muzzle.
"Heh get up fro..." he stopped as he saw her get up and basically brush herself off.
"Hmf your strong and I have an attack for strong fighters." she said
"T..that would be?" he said worried
"The kamehameha wave."
"T...t..there's no way." he said as he backed away from her
"KA."
"NO."
"ME"
"..."
"HA"
"STOP IT LIGHTBLADE"
"ME"
"LEAVE HIM ALONE"
"HAAAAA" she screamed as out of nowwhere but Brice was more than ready
"HERE GOES NOTHING." he shouted
"WHAT?" screamed Lightblade (I'll explain in a moment)
"FUS DO RAH" he shouted practiclay ripping open his lungs sending a blue flame of sorts towards the beam causing it to be sent straight back at Lightblade.
"MARY E. SUE GET THE BUCK OUTTA THAT PONY AND LEAVE THIS PLACE!" shouted Brice as Lightblade slowly got up giving him a dark glare.
"I'll be back." she said as a dark cloud came from her body and she dropped to the ground causing Lightblade's coat to turn green and her horn to dissaper.
"Do you want to explain?" asked Celestia looking at Brice
"AHRK FIN KEL LOST PRODAH DO VED VIING KO FIN KRAH TOL FOD ZEYMAH WIN KEIN MEYZ FUNDEIN DETH FEYN DO JUN KRUZIIK VOKUN STAADNAU VOTH AAN BAHLOK WAH DIIVON FIN LEIN" he said with a serious face before heading back to town leaving a group of very confused ponies. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Well I don't know about you guys but I'm going to bed." he said (Zecora much?)
"Brice we want answers."
"Yheah and I wanna go to bed what you gonna do about it?" he said continuing going up the stairs
"Ugh well can you at least tell us tommorow?" asked Rarity
"Sure why not." he said as he closed his bedroom door behind him. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Author's note:Okay I know this is short but I messed up my knee during p.e. today (I'm never doing netball again).I went to mark this guy and there was a patch of black ice and I went sliding across it tripping landing on my knees and now I struggle to stand up. Also I want to say no pre-reader for this since I didn't want to bother anybody so please just live witht he bad grammer FOR ONE GOD DAM CHAPTER.
"Dam you Discord." thought Brice as he woke up.It had been a week since he and Twilight had came out of their comas and every night Discord had meddled with Brice's dreams the most recent one involved a Mary Sue and a Fus Do Rah.
"Sleep well?" came a voice from his head.
"You know dam well I didn't." he said with anger evident in his voice.
"Aw and I thought you liked me." Brice could physiclay see the grin on Discord's face.
"Do me a favour and look at Feburary 4th 2008." he said with an evil grin.
"Okay I don't see why no OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS?"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
"OH GODDES THAT IS BAD,OH OH GOD I'M GOING TO BE SICK!"
"Leave me alone today and I'll stop thinking about."
"Fine." moaned Discord.
"Victory to the asshole." thought Brice as he went downstairs. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "So limmie get this straight he's 20 and your 19?" said a loud voice.
"Yheah so?" came a quiter voice.
"Well duh make your move now you said the only thing holding you back was his age."
"Yheah but I don't know."
The two ponies were unaware that Brice had been listining to the entire conversation.
"Hmm I wonder if there is a stallion Twilight likes." he thought as he could tell one of them was Twilight and the second voice was one of two ponies.After the two continued their conversation Brice worked out the other one was Rainbow Dash once Twilight said something about "wingboners" which freaked him out a LOT.
"Hey girls what are you talking about." he said causing the two to jump back a little
"Oh...um...hi there Brice." said Twilight blushing
"Okay see now I know it was about me which makes me think...." Brice's smug grin turned to one of realization as he recalled what Rainbow Dash had said.
"T..Twilight do you....."like" me." he said blushing and making air quotations.
"Um...well...I." *Knock,Knock* they all turned to the door suprised somepony knocked at a puplic library.
"I'll get it," said Brice as he walked towards the door he cloud have sworn he heard Discord giggle in the back of his mind.
"Hi how ca...Princess how nice to see you." he said not suprised at the fact she turned up at the most akward moment.
"I assume I am interrupting something?" Brice was about to answer when Twilight came rushing to the door.
"Oh no of course not Princess please come in." she said bowing and reciving a "da hay?" face from Brice.
"So Twilight how have you been since your recovery?"
"Well I've been great a bit tired from late night studying but nothing paticulary bad."
"And you Brice."
"I'd prefer not to talk about it." Brice looked up realizing what he had just said.
"Okay how?" he asked looking at Celestia.
"Well I cast it on the library before I entered."
"Ah but I lied before." he sat there dumbstruck.
"Oh really about what?" she said with a slight grin.
"I'm not saying." he didn't need to lie just not comply (Twice now)
"Twilight what did I interrupt?"
"No......Well I....we..."
"TwilightandBricehavefeelingsforeachotherprincess." Brice turned around to see Dash with both of her hooves covering her mouth.
"Cover your ears Twilight."
"Why?"
"BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK." hhe screamed causing Twilight and Dash to be knocked to the ground.
"Are you finished?" asked Celestia keeping her calm demonor.
"Yheah." he said catching his breath
"BRICE WHAT HAPPENED?" said Zephyr as he burst through the library door.
"Ah Sergeant Zephyr your here." said Celestia.
"I'm sorry who?" asked Brice.
"It's kinda a long story." said Zephyr
"Well I got.....two hours before work tell me." [Go read Memories of Zephyr I'm not typing up fourteen thousand seven hundred and ninety one words] ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "I'm sorry who's this Kyle guy you keep talking about?" he said once Zephyr finished.
"Well he was this really cool pony but he's gone now something to do with a complex varation with a flow magnitude explosion."
"Care to explain Celestia?"
"He died of old age but most ponies don't grow old they get to a certian age a stay at that age forever their memories becoming modified as time goes on." she told him talking in his mind all everypony else heard was "I'm not sure myself."
"I see well that's good to but if you excuse me school starts in....FIVE MINUTES!"
"Don't worry I'll teleport you." said Twilight rolling her eyes.
"Thanks Twi bye guys." he said as he vanished from their sights. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Applebloom?" called out Cheerilee
"Here Miss."
"Diamond Tiara?"
"Here Miss."
"Bri.." *Thud* Brice had landed face first into the floor because of the teleportation.
"Here Miss." he said.Cheerilee just rolled her eyes she had gotten use to his "suprise" entrances.
"Ice?"
"Here Miss."
"WHO?" Brice turned around to see a biggish pony a dark blue coat,black mane and tail,which looked like one of those fans rich people used.The two just staired at each other you might not be able to see it but the two looked like a pair of human and pony twins.
"CELESTIA!" they both shouted causing half the class to fall of their seats in shock.
"Shaddup you two." the duo turned to say a famailar looking pegasus standing in the doorway.
"Purple?" they both said looking at him then at each other. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Author's Notes:Hold on two OC's? both similar? one me and one the pony me? Purple is back? Blue Breeze is pulling a Luna? then again that's not the only kind of Luna he's "doing"
"GOD DAM IT PISS OFF." shouted Brice as he used both his legs to get Ice off of him.
"Heh getting tired old man?" he said with a sly grin.
"Yheah,anyways I'm off to see if celestia can do anything about this Discord thing." he said rubbing his arm.
"Any excuse to get out of sparring."
"Pretty much." the pair shared a good laugh before Ice decided to walk Brice to the library.
"So Ice how'd you get your cutie mark?"
"I...I'd rather not talk about it." said Ice as he lowered his head.
"....It's okay if you don't want to you don't have to."
"Heh thanks." the pair walked in silince across sweet apple acres until Ice pointed something out of the ordinary.
"Is that Blaze?"
"Yheah and....Rairty?"
"Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh I know what he's doing."
"Really what?"
"Asking her to be his marefriend."
"Oh it'd be a shame if somepony ruined this precious moment...." he said looking at Ice with an evil grin who replied with another one a nodding towards an apple tree.
"You know the plan Brice?"
"Yheah when he asks then pelt him with apples." he said chuckling.
"Yheah this is gonna be great....oh here we go." -------------------------------------------------------- "Rarity/Blaze"
Rarity watched Purple Blaze run away, a confused look on her face. She opened the box and gasped at the beautiful golden necklace with a equally beautiful sapphire. She lifted it up with her magic and smiled.
Her smile quickly faded at a thought. Does Purple Blaze like her? He seemed very nervous and shy when she answered the door. Which wasn't like him.
Her expression turned to one of determination as she began galloping after Purple Blaze.
She caught up to him, just as he was sitting down on a bench and tuning his guitar.
Rarity stopped a few feet behind him, wanting to hear what he was going to play. It was obvious he was preparing to play a song.
He took a deep breath and strummed the guitar. After a chords of sad sounding music, he began to sing, "D' you breathe the name of your saviour in your hour of need, And taste the blame if the flavor should remind you of greed? Of implication, insinuation and ill will, 'til you cannot lie still, In all this turmoil, before red cape and foil come closing in for a kill
Come feed the rain 'cause I'm thirsty for your love dancing underneath the skies of lust Yeah, feed the rain 'cause without your love my life ain't nothing but this carnival of rust
It's all a game, avoiding failure, when true colors will bleed All in the name of misbehavior and the things we don't need I lust for after no disaster can touch, touch us anymore And more than ever, I hope to never fall, where enough is not the same it was before
Come feed the rain... 'cause I'm thirsty for your love dancing underneath the skies of lust Yeah, feed the rain 'cause without your love my life ain't nothing but this carnival of rust Yeah, feed the rain 'cause I'm thirsty for your love dancing underneath the skies of lust Yeah, feed the rain 'cause without your love my life ain't nothing but this carnival of rust
Don't walk away, don't walk away, oh, when the world is burning Don't walk away, don't walk away, oh, when the heart is yearning Don't walk away, don't walk away, oh, when the world is burning Don't walk away, don't walk away, oh, when the heart is yearning."
He dropped the guitar and put his face in his hooves, a few tears running between them.
Rarity also had tears in her eyes, feeling a strong sense of love in the song he had sang.
She took a few steps forward and put a hoof on his shoulder, "Blaze?"
He jumped up and twisted, his eyes red from crying. Apparently he had been crying while singing. "Oh... hey Rarity. How much did you hear?" He said hanging his head.
She let a tear roll down her face, "All of it."
He continued looking at the ground, "Oh."
She looked at his head, seeing tears slowly fall to the ground. She pulled him into a tight hug, ignoring the urge to pull away due to the dirt on his coat from running.
When she pulled back from the hug, he had a large blush on his cheeks.
She smiled at this, "Was there something you wanted to ask me back at the boutique?"
He gulped loudly, his blush growing, "Ummm... yeah... I mean, yes Miss Rarity."
She giggled at his attempt at being a gentlecolt, "Its okay Purple Blaze, you can be your self around me."
He smiled weakly, "Okay, that makes it easier on me." He took a deep breath, "Rarity?"
She nodded, "Yes dear?"
"Will you be my mar..."
"FIRE!" came a voice from the nearby hill as four apples approched the couple. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Change viewpoint Ice/Brice"
"FIRE!" shouted Brice as they threw four apples at Blaze and Rarity with two of the of them hitting him and the other flying over both of them.
"Boom headshot." said Ice smirking.Brice gave him a glance of annoyance
"Steal my bloody line will you." he thought as he turned to see Ice looking behind them with a look of pure terror.
"What the ha....oh......hi AJ."
"Brice." she said a vain apearing on her forehead
"I'm dead aren't I?"
"Yup." she turned round to "buck" him but was meet with air as he dissapered in a birght flash. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Viewpont Blaze/Rairty"
"Oh are you okay dear?"
"Yheah I'm fine but I know a certian human who won't be once I get m..." he was cut off as he felt something press against his lips.
*Warning Worst romance seen ever*
He felt the her lips depart from his, it may have been a suprise but the moment was pefect they were alone,Celestia's sun was beating down on them.
"R..Rairty I..I."
"Sssshhhh I accepet." Blaze's heart was doing little backflips the pair leaned in for another kiss when suddenly they were both hit by something.
"The hay?" he thought as he look up to see Brice about ten meters away holding a carton of eggs.
"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" shouted Blaze as he bolted towards Brice
"Nice try." he said as he teleported out of the way at the very last moment
"HOW DID YOU DO THAT?" asked a very angry and confused
"Story time." he said as he beckoned Blaze and Rarity over to him. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Brice as he hit the marble floor of the royal throne room, hard.
"Ugh...you know you could have caught me." he said rubbing his head
"I wanted to keep the joke running." replied Celestia.
"Okay can we make this quick me and Ice have got to get back to some pranking." he said with a wild grin on his face
"Who?"
"Ice the colt....the one standing right there." he said pointing to an empty space on the ground.
"Hmmm it seems Discord has more influence on you than I originaly thought." she had a fearful look on her usualy calm face.
"What do you mean?"
"Come here." Brice didn't know what she meant be he approched her.
"Kneel." even though he wanted to ask why he complied and before he realized what was happaning he felt an intense burning sensation in his head. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "I wake up three hours later and she tells me I can teleport anywhere, with any number of people and I can summon anything as long as I can mentaly image it."
"Wow that's pretty da...." he was cut of as a scroll appeared in front of him,Rarity and Brice.It read
You have cordualy invited to the wedding of Princess Luna and Prince Blue Breeze.
The event shall happen on the twentey fifth of Febmary at 6.00pm.
P.s. Hey Brice can you beleive I got a Princess.Also now you can't make any jokes about me and Zephyr.
"I'll be right back." said Brice as he dissapered. http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Killjoy12100 Brice had teleported to Blue Brezze's location well outside of it.He was standing in a long hallway adorned with royal decorations to do with the night but what caught attention was the sound on the other side of the door.
"You like the don't you?" came a seductive voice
"Yes....oh...yes!" came a very excited voice
"Oh,LUNA OH,OH,OH YES!"
"I'm gonna be sick." thought Brice as he teleported the hay outta there. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Author's notes:Okay yet again sorry for the bad grammer but I have a bad hand and I'm not going to harras anybody with it.Also reffering to my blog post three weks nothing is being posted.
This is for anybody who is confused by what keeps happaning in the story
Brice
His mental stababilty was messed with when Discord entered his mind.He couldn't tell reality from anything made up so while he saw ponies like Ice other ponies thought he was crazy.Also this explains the random chapter jumping when you think about it he is none the wiser as to the fact Discord is messing with what he is seeing so his mind fills in the gabs for him making simple excuses.The things that were real are:Twilight and Brice waking up from the coma,any situation with Celsetia,Purple Blaze and Rarity and AJ trying to buck me down a hill.
Purple Blaze
While the coma was made up it did have some truth behind it.Blaze is really old and has appeared in many diemensions usualy trying to hit on Rarity.
I would type more but now I have to kill a certian purple pegasus who just gave me a P.I.T.F.
"Hah sucks to be you."
"Hey get back here *Smash* NO MY DS YOU SHALL PAY."
"What are you doing with that spoon.....OH GOD NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOO."
*Bbbbbbbbbbbblllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeppppppppp*
We are experincing some technical diffulcuties please stand by.....
"Ugh finally a good nights sleep." thought Brice as he woke up.
"Hmm let's see it's..........Saturday so no work or school." he looked at the clock it was near five o'clock so he knew nopony would be up.So decided he'd have some breakfast then decided what to do.He procceded to put on his clothes which barely fitted him at all since he had done seven years worth of growing in three weeks.
"Ugh I'll have to ask Rarity to make me some new clothes." after strectching his old clothes to their limits so he could fit in them,when he had an idea.He chucked his clothes off and stood in the middle of the room and faced towards his bed.
"Let's see I should probably get a mans medium!" he thought as made some unessacery hand movements and after a moment of nothing happening a pile of clothes landed on the bed.They were the exact same as his old clothes just in bigger size.
"Hmm what to do...........Blue Breeze." he said out loud as he teleported to wherever Blue was. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- He reappered in the same hallway as last time.
"Oh god no." he thought
"OH YES,YES!" he heard Luna scream.
"OH COME ON NOBODY HAS THE MUCH ENERGY." he thought as pounded his fist against the chambers door.
"C..COME BACK LATER!" called out Blue obviously trying hide what was going on.
"If I come back later it's to record it." replied Brice with a knowing grin on his face.
"BRICE?" he heard the door unlock and was tackled to ground by Blue.
"DUDE GET OFF OF ME WITH THAT THING!" he shouted covering his face.
"Heheh sorry." replied Blue Breeze blushing madly while trying to cover his "Man hood".
"Human." said Luna as she walked out of the room
"Pony." replied Brice
"Giant."
"Short stuff."
"Hairy."
"Snobby."
"Dirt."
"CHEESE!" shouted Brice causing all three of them to burst out laughing.
"So what's this about a wedding?"
"Heh well that's a long stor..." he stopped when Brice put his hand on his head and a strange light blue aura covered both of them.
"What they hay did you just do?"
"Read all your memories of you and luna."
"Define "all"."
"Well let's see.......heh didn't know you were into bo.."
"See now I'm disturbed."
"How do think I fell I've seen it all now."
"Doubt it."
"Well I did see Blaze asked ask out Rarity."
"WHAT!" shouted Blue he had only known Blaze a short time but he never thought he liked Rarity.
"What do you think Spike will do to him?" they both looked at each other chuckling.
"Yheah,I wonder if Zephyr is going out with anypony."
"Didn't you hear he's going out with Rainbow Dash."
"......Oh I'm going to have some fun." and just before Blue or Luna could ask what he meant he disappeared.
"So....wanna get back to where we left of..." he was cut off when a letter appeared in front of them.
"What does it say Luna?"
"Dear Blue Breeze and Luna,
Due to the fact everytime I come to visit, you two are always off on an "adventure".Due to this I have decided to install a camera in your room and everytime you two have some "fun" the event shall be put in the mind of every pony in Equestria.This will last till three days after the wedding so that means NO after wedding party :p
Sincerely,Brice."
"Son of a mare." muttered Blue -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Oh Zephyr,YES!" screamed Rainbow Dash from inside the bedroom.
"Oh buck this." thought Brice as he kicked down the bedroom door.
"WHAT THE HAY!" shouted Zephyr as Brice entered the room.
"Hey Zeph how's the wife?" ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" screamed Brice as he ran from Zephyr and Rainbow Dash they were both out for blood and he was their target.
"GET YOUR FLANK BACK HERE!" screamed Rainbow Dash.
"YOU'VE GOT MORE CHANCE OF MAKING SENSE OF PINKIE PIE!" he shouted as he bolted through town.
"SHUT UP AND START MAKING SENSE FOR ONCE!"
"NO CHANCE!" he dodged past a couple stalls,luckily for him the blood thirsty beasts chasing him had to go on hoof to stand a chance of grabbing him as they found out trying to tackle somepony twice your size,strength and has an extreme violent streek isn't the best idea.He quickly turned into an alleyway thinking.
"Why does this feel famaliar?" and he question was quickly answered as he was met with and dead end.
"Hah,we've got you now." said Zephyr as he and Dash approched him.
"Zephyr you know you can't win this physiclay or mentaly." said Brice with a smug expression.
"Oh I can't but these three can." he said pointing behind him and what Brice saw petrefied him.Applejack,Rainbow Dash and Rarity were all slowly walking towards him.
"Girls please we can work this out." he said almost pleading.
"I AGREE!" came a booming voice at the entrance of the alleyway.
"Celestia,no." thought Brice as the figure approched he panicked even more it was...Luna.
"So human are you ready?" she said as the five mares approched him.
"Please have mercy."
"Hah I don't even know the meaning of the word." said Rainbow Dash.Brice's life flashed before his eyes as they stopped in front of him but defiant to the end he said the.worst.thing.possible.
"Not sure if figure of speech." he said with a grin that would shame Vinyl and Pinkie which quickly disappeared when they began there attack.
After a ten minute brutal onslaught they decided he had, had enough.They backed away from him to see the fruits of their labour his eyes were both black,he had cuts everywhere and if they knew anything about him he would say something for them to repeat it.
"So what do you say?" asked Applejack referencing to all the hassle he had caused them.
"W....W.....WORTH IT!" he shouted as the group descended upon him again. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Author's Notes:I pulled a Raditz.For those who don't watch Dragon Ball Z it's when a character or person could have avoided a situation easily but forgot he/she possessed the power to do so i.e. teleporting out of there.
"They are so lucky I can summon red potions." thought Brice as he got out of his bed.The wounds and bruises from yesterdays "battle" had been healed but he still wanted revenge.
"Brice somepony is looking for you!" called Twilight from downstairs.
"Coming!" he called back as he stuck on his clothes for the day a light blue T-shirt and a pair of jeans.
"Who is i....why the hay are you here?" he said venom dripping from each word.
"Thou art mad?" said Luna with a smug grin which dissapered quickly as Brice grabbed her by the throat and slammed her into a wall.
"YOUR DAM BUCKING RIGHT I'M MAD!" he shouted at her but she didn't even flinch.
"You do realise you can't kill an alico...." she was cut off as Brice delivered three swift blows to her stomach causing her to keel over in pain.He put his mouth beside her ear and whispered
"We're even." he said coldy.
"BRICE,WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" shouted Twilight as she used her magic to throw him off of her and into a wall.
"Getting even."
"FOR WHAT?"
"It's an inside situation."
"He's right I deserved that." intervened Luna as she slowly got to her feet.
"Yheah well I suppose you came here for a reason?"
"Yes Bluey is holding a bachelor party and since your last "visit" he hasn't been to happy."
"Hey if you guys turned it down a couple of notches I wouldn't have to take such drastic measures."
"WHAT ARE YOU TWO TALKING ABOUT?" shouted Twilight which caused the duo to burst out laughing at the unicorn's confusion.
"Inside joke,now Luna when and where?"
"If I remember it's at a club owned by "DJ-Pon3" and I beleive it starts at nine pm.
"So who else is going?"
"I'm not entirely sure but I do know Zephyr is goi....where'd he go?" she looked around the room to only see an even more confused Twilight. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Hey,Zephyr." said Brice as he appeared beside him
"AH,dude you scared me." he said breathing heavely.
"Heh sorry about that but I got a question."
"Shoot."
"Do you know who's coming the party?"
"Yheah it's me,you,blue,Blueblood,Soarin,Big Mac and some other ponies I don't know."
"Who's Blueblood?"
"The prince."
"This party just got boring."
"Wait your not gonna mess with him?"
"Well if I was in Luna's good books mabye but since we're......not on the best of terms she'd probably send me to the moon."
"Wouldn't that kill you?"
"That's my point....oh and how are you and Dash?"
"Well...." he opened up his saddle bag and oulled out a small black leather box which contained a really big ring.
"No....way."
"Yup,looks like your the only one without a marefriend."
"Aye,but with dam good reason."
"Which is?"
"The only good ones beat the hay out of me." the two of them had a good laugh and just talked the day away.
"So what time is it?"
"It's uh.....EIGHT FORTY SEVEN!"
"WHAT WE'RE GONNA BE LATE!"
"No you are I'm not."
"What do you mean?"
"Teleport." he said as he dissapered leaving a confused and worried Zephyr Bolting it to his house. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ At the palace half an hour ago.
"I don't see why my aunt would choose to marry some common rift-raft rather than a noble." said a snotty voice inside the royal taylors.
"Well they proabaly care more about each other than "social stature" if you ask me." said the tailor.
"Bah,if I have anything to do with it she'll break up with him."
"Oh,how do you plan to do that?"
"Simple,I'll get Vladar to do it.." said the pony with an evil smile.
"Blueblood tha*Smack*"
"YOU SHALL ADRESSES ME AS YOUR HIGHNESS!" shouted Blueblood
"Y..yes your highness but still I think this will only end badly."
"We shall see." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Current time at the club
"So where's the DJ?" asked Brice and the group of one hundred ponies entered the club.
"H-H-H-H-H-H-HERE'S VINYL!" shouted a voice as the room burst into life.The party was great but had little alchol due to the it didn't take much for a pony to get drunk.
"Zephyr....your my best friend." said a drunk Blue Breeze.
"Aw thanks man your my best friend to." said an even more drunk Zephyr
"Nononono I mean it man we should take our marefriends and move away and live together."
"Yheah we sh..." Zephyr fell against the table snorring with Blue Breeze following quickly.
"That is why I'll never drink." thought Brice as he looked up to DJ she had a distressed look.
"Hey something up?" he asked as the pony jumped back not expecting anypony else but quickly recouporated.
"Yheah,I've run out of songs." she said grinning sheepsihly.
"You got a guitar?"
"Yheah."
"CAN ANYPONY PLAY THE DRUMS?" shouted Brice and he saw Big Mac stick his hoof up and he signalled to for him to come up.
"Okay so here's the plan...." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Okay Viny you know your lines?"
"Yheah." she said with a huge grin.
"Know your notes Mac?"
"Eeeyup."
"Then let's do this."
"3."
"2."
"1."
"Show me how to lie. You're getting better all the time And turning all against the one Is an art that's hard to teach Another clever word Sets off an unsuspecting herd And as you step back into line A mob jumps to their feet
Now dance, bucker, dance Man, he never had a chance And no one even knew It was really only you
And now you steal away Take him out today Nice work you did You're gonna go far, kid
With a thousand lies And a good disguise Hit 'em right between the eyes Hit 'em right between the eyes When you walk away Nothing more to say See the lightning in your eyes See 'em running for their lives
Slowly out of line And drifting closer in your sights So play it out I'm wide awake It's a scene about me There's something in your way And now someone is gonna pay And if you can't get what you want Well it's all because of me Now dance, bucker, dance Man, I never had a chance And no one even knew It was really only you
And now you'll lead the way Show the light of day Nice work you did You're gonna go far, kid Trust, deceived!
With a thousand lies And a good disguise Hit 'em right between the eyes Hit 'em right between the eyes When you walk away Nothing more to say See the lightning in your eyes See 'em running for their lives
Now dance, bucker, dance He never had a chance And no one even knew It was really only you
So dance, bucker, dance I never had a chance It was really only you
With a thousand lies And a good disguise Hit 'em right between the eyes Hit 'em right between the eyes When you walk away Nothing more to say See the lightning in your eyes See 'em running for their lives
Clever alibis Lord of the flies Hit 'em right between the eyes Hit 'em right between the eyes When you walk away Nothing more to say See the lightning in your eyes See 'em running for their lives."
The club erupted in cheers as the trio finished their song.
"I think they like us." said Vinyl.
"Eeyup."
"Yheah." while everypony was watching the band they didn't notice a blacked coated peagsus with a black,gold and red mane walked over to Blue Breeze and began cast some sort of spell. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Author's note:Blue Breeze prepare for the ass kicking of a life time.Also to Combo beaker....yeah I messed up but this is how I do my story.Also the song was You're gonna gonna fo far kid (Female version) by the Offspring.
"Hi I'm Dark Lighting and I'm here to tell you about m.."
"Why are you on my laptop?"
"Ummmmmm no reason..."
"Ugh just delete the history so I don't have the urge to check it."
"DUDE!"
"Wait.....YOUR TYPING IN MY STORY!"
"Uh...no"
*After serveral breches of animal rights*
"Due to this moron you missed the intro of the fight AND IT.WAS.AWESOME." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"WATCH OUT!" shouted Brice as the mysterious alicorn smashed into Big Mac knocking him out cold.They had been fighting against this newcomer for around three minutes and already Big Mac was out and Brice's right arm was broken.
"Your pathetic." it said.
"Heh,if I'm so pathetic why don't you kill me?"
"As you wish." it said as it used it's wings to charge at Brice.The rest had ran out scared of the being leaving Big Mac,Brice and a still sleeping Zephyr to face it.
"NICE TRY!" shouted Brice as he teleported out of the way just in time.
"That teleportation trick of yours is becoming a nuciance."
"Yheah,well if I could summon with my left arm you'd be dead."
"I doubt you would kill me if you had the chance."
"What makes you so sure?"
"So you really don't reconize me do you?"
"What?"
"Remember the camera?"
"......Blue Breeze?"
"I prefer Black storm now."
"What did this to you?"
"I'll tell when I'm about to kill you." said Black Storm us he unfurled his wings and sped towards Brice.
"That won't work moron." said Brice with a smug smile which dissapered when a bolt of magic hit him in the chest.
"What the hay was that?" he thought as he slowly got to his feat,receving a hoof to the head knocking him back down.
"The spell you were just hit with will stop you from teleporting."
"GO BUCKING FIGURE!" shouted Brice.
"Don't worry I'll make it quick." his horn to began to glow a dark colour as Brice closed his eyes awating the final blow(orginal right?).*BOOM* a smashing noise came from the far side of the club and something made contact with Black sending him smashing into a wall.Brice openeded his to see a black a red rainbow coming from the hole and a black and red peagsus standing in front of him.
"Heh,looks like I got her just in time." said the mysterious peagasus.
"I'd say that as well but I think you pissed him off more than anything else." replied Brice.
"I.SHALL.KILL.YOU." roared Black as he got back up.
"We are so dead." said the peagsus.
"Heh,got a name?"
"Dark."
"Just Dark?"
"No but I wanna see if you can guess."
"Heh I'm B.."
"Brice,yheah I know your kinda famous."
"Define "Famo...." he was cut off as Black smashed into him knocking him unconcious.
"OH SHI." Dark was cut off as Black smashed his head into the ground knocking them all out.
"Time to d..." he keeled over in pain as he felt a tremendous amount of pain "down south".
"WHO DID TH..." he was cut yet again as the pain intensified.Three more bursts of the pain and he was out cold.
"That is how you take out an alicorn." said Zephyr with a smug grin. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Hmm it seems they are more recorsful than I thought Blueblood."
"Indeed,well you still did you job,it's a shame he'll turn back to normal I quite enojoyed seeing that human being put in his place." replied Blueblood to the pony who had turned Blue into Dark.
"I shall be taking my leave now." the pony vanished.After a couple of moments of making sure nopony else was in the allyway.He began to walk towards the exit when a bright light flashed and a look of terror came on his face when he saw what stood before him. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "NO,I AM!" shouted Brice at Dark.
"NO CHANCE I AM!"
"ME!"
"ME!"
"SHUT UP.!" shouted Big Mac causing them both to sit back down into their beds.The trio where now in the hospital recovering from the events which they had recovered from amazingly fast.Blue Breeze was released after a quick check up from the doctors and was then taken by Celestia to the castle.
"Ugh I wanan go check on Blue but I'm worried if I try to teleport something will happen."
"Wuss."
"FINE THEN!" shouted Brice as he disappeared.
"Are you as confused as I am?"
"Eeeyup." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "WHAT,WHY?" shouted Blue Breeze at Celestia.
"I'm sorry but it is the only wa.." she stopped as Brice appeared in the room,not falling from nowhere,suprising the duo.
"Celestia,what's going on?" said Brice he had his "court" face on.
"I feel it best that Blue Breeze be sent to.....the beyond." she said with her usual demor not a hint of regret,anger or even sadness.
"Wait,do you mean......excecute him?"
".....Yes."
"WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM!" Celestia was taken aback she had heard Brice shout but that was nothing to the this.
"It is the only way."
"HORSECRAP,I RECKON SOMEPONY SET THIS UP!"
"HOW CAN YOU BE SURE OF THAT!" shouted Celestia causing Brice to back down slightly.
"I can't be.........but I know Luna would agree with me." he said looking at her.
".........It does not matter it must be done."
".............What if I said take me instead of him?"
"W...what."
"You heard me."
"N....no I'm sorry but it must be so."
"........Wait,I've got an idea."
"Please,share it's not like my life is on the line."
"Good to see you back to you old smart ass self."
"Heh."
"Anyways I can try and sense an energy like the one I felt when Blue changed so mabye I could fins the culprit." he said hopefully.
".......As you wish." Brice took a stance that felt natural a began to search for the dark power.The room was silent the guards had been ready to attack when they saw how he'd reacteded to the news but now they were curious.
"THERE WE GO!" shouted Brice as he dissapered. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- "Blueblood........YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!" he shouted as he grabbed onto the prince's horn and teleported them both.
"HERE IS YOUR MOTHER BUCKING CULPRIT!" shouted Brice as they arrived in the throne room.
"BLUEBLOOD?" shouted Celestia shocked to see her nephew.
"Hello auntie." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Author's note:Oh don't worry lunadashscratch your guy shall be used as well.Also I know I promised an epcic fight......this was not that fight.
Well since I'm not updating till...sunday you can have this.(I'm doing a short story for english, heh I can type up 1000 word chapters easy but I can't do a short story?)
Blue Breeze:Blue Breeze is a peagsus and the best way to describe him is,smartass. He is an ex royal guard and was in chrage of certian squads but didn't act in them.(I think that's a colonel).He is engaged to Princess Luna and during his bachelor party a mysterious dark side of him was brung out in him which is called Black storm(See what I did there?)
Black storm:Asshole.The exact opposite of Blue Breeze(This guy can put up a fight XD).His wings a larger than Blue's he obtains a horn and seems to be able to master complex spells in a short amount of time.
Zephyr: *My reaction* "Okay so Zephyr........YOU KNOW GO READ EIGHT STORIES WITH HIM IN IT or just this one
Purple Blaze:Joki Knight,A prankster who is now Rarity's coltfriend and has a legenderay technique called P.I.T.F.
Brice:Your average thirteen year old,except he has the body of a twenty year old due to a magic mishap.He has Discord's powers....kind of.He can teleport and summon things with his right arm.
Dark Lighting:*Me* "I don't wanna type this" *Dark* "Come on man* *Me* "FINE*.Nothing to say he's had what six lines in the story?
Okay I'm gonna give a shout out to Bonds by Soulwinds. Great story give it a read.IMPORTANT:During this chapter if I say Blue it means Blue Breeze and Blue Blood is Blueblood to avoid confusion.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "CELESTIA,LITTLE HELP?" shouted Brice as he had to hold Blue Breeze back to prevent him from killing Blue Blood.After a few minutes of restraning Blue a golden aura surrounded him.
"Thank you." said Brice
"No problem." resopnded Celestia.
"Now......BLUE BLOOD I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS." he shouted as he hit Blue Blood's horn with a power punch.
"CONTROL YOURSELF!" shouted Celestia as she imbollised Brice as well.BB(I'm not typing in blue every five seconds) thinking he was safe decided to see what sort of trouble he could stir.
"Hah,pathetic look at the "all powerful" human." he said with a sly grin on his face.
"Heh if I was all powerfull the first thing I'd do is send you to oblivion." responded Brice deciding not to give BB more ammo to shoot with.
"So your hostile?"
"Only to morons like you."
"Are you saying I'm stupid?"
"No I'm calling you an idiot two completley different things*Smack*.
"HOW DARE YO*SLAM*" BB found his face smashing into the ground.
"HIT ME AGAIN I DARE YOU!" shouted Brice.
"H..How did you escape?" asked Celestia who watched the sence unfold before her.
"I remembered that I could teleport for once."
"Hmmm well would you please let go of my ne.."
"Give me five seconds with him then we'll leave."
"How do I know you won't k..."
"I won't kill him."
"Fair enough."
"YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!" shouted BB as Celestia left the room the room with Blue in tow.
"SMASHING TIME!" shouted Brice as he slammed Blue blood against a pilliar. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ At the hospital
"So you live in Ponyville?" asked Dark trying to strike up a conversation with Big Mac
"Eeeyup."
"Do have a job?"
"Eeeyup."
"Family?"
"Eeeyup."
"Gonna be more specific?"
"Eenope."
"Ugh, why are hospitals so boring?" he said aloud to nopony in paticular.
"....."
"Pfft,of course you won't talk." he thought.
"Thank you Redheart." came a voice from outside. A lavender unicorn walked into the room nodding hello to Big Mac and turned to see an empty bed which Brice should have been in.
"Big Mac, do you know where Brice is?" she asked
"Eeenope." she began to franticlay search the room before her eyes rested on Dark.
"Where is he?" she asked picking him up with her magic.
"Can't say." he replied with a smug grin which quickly vanished as he felt his body starting to get heavier and his breathing heavier.
"W....what a..a...re you d..o..ing?" he said barely able to speak.
"Talk and I'll put you down." she looked like she would rip him open if he didn't cooparate.
"F..ine." he felt his body get lighter as he landed in his bed with a distinct *Thunk*.
"I won't to know what happened and where he is." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "H...hi..his name is V..vl..vlad." stuttered BB as Brice finsihed up the shortest interigation know to man or pony.The throne room was in complete chaos, most of the marble pilliars had been destroyed or smashed, blood covered the pristine white floor and the throne itself....the less said the better. The doors opened as Celestia, Luna and Blue walked in and were shocked to see the desruction that was caused in five seconds and the fact that somehow Brice had managed to keep BB alive throughout the process.
"I take it he talked?" asked a Blue a little worried that Brice would have knocked the ability to talk out of the pony.
"Sort of, I got a name but that's all he really knows." he responded dropping BB as he approched the trio.
"So I assume your going to repair the desruction done to my throne room?" asked Celestia her eye twitching slightly.
"What desruc....oh that." he said as he turned around realizing the state of the room.
"Heh good thing I didn't ask for a minute with him." thought Brice.
"Indeed." said Luna.
"Ugh I hate it when other people read my mind." he said.
"How do you think I feel I'm with one all day." said Blue.
"Yheah well you'll be stuck with one for the rest of your life as of.......tommorow."
"You jealous?"
"No, but I have a request." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ The next day
"Do you Blue Breeze take Luna to be wife and promise to treasure the immortal bond you share with her?" it was the day of the wedding and on the Altar were Luna,Blue and Celestia the later acting as the preist.
"I do."
"And do you Luna take Blue Breeze to be you husband and promise to treasure the immortal bond you share with him?"
"I do."
"Then you may kiss the bride." the two leaned in to each other and kissed followed by a round of applause from everypony. Once they broke their "moment" the bridesmade and bestman left with them. Zephyr had been the bestman for Blue and a pony that not many ponies knew was Luna's bridesmaid. The group of ponies (and Brice) were teleported to a hugmongus dining hall for the party.
"Hello everypony if I can have your attention for just one moment." said Brice into a mic on stage causing everypony to stop and look at him. With him he had Big Mac and Vinyl each with an intrument,
"Thank you, now the bride and groom are about to take there first dance." as he spoke the room began to darken and spotlight appeared over Blue and Luna. The couple walked onto the floor and began to dance together slowly. Brice took the mic and began to sing
"Every time our eyes meet This feeling inside me Is almost more than I can take Baby when you touch me I can feel how much you love me And it just blows me away I've never been this close to anyone or anything I can hear your thoughts I can see your dreams
I don't know how you do what you do I'm so in love with you It just keeps getting better I wanna spend the rest of my life With you by my side Forever and ever Every little thing that you do Baby I'm amazed by you
The smell of your skin The taste of your kiss The way you whisper in the dark Your hair all around me Baby you surround me You touch every place in my heart Oh it feels like the first time every time I wanna spend the whole night in your eyes
I don't know how you do what you do I'm so in love with you It just keeps getting better I wanna spend the rest of my life With you by my side Forever and ever Every little thing that you do Baby I'm amazed by you
Every little thing that you do I'm so in love with you It just keeps getting better I wanna spend the rest of my life With you by my side Forever and ever Every little thing that you do Oh, every little thing that you do Baby I'm amazed by you"
As the finished the crowd began to clap and cheer as the couple held each other in a loving embrace.
"Heh, wonder who'll be getting married next?" thought Brice as he looked over to his friends all standing with somepony. Zephyr and Rainbow, Dark and....Twilight?, Fluttershy was with Big Mac (How'd he move to fast?) , Applejack was leaning with another pony, Rarity was with Blaze and Pinkie was with some other pony both of them jumping around. He began to smile as he saw all of friends happy. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Author's note:See it ain't all doom and gloom. Okay I know my story hasn't been making a lot of sense recently but I will be fixing that don't worry.
