I don't know how, but I could just tell immediately as soon as celestia started talking about imagination that it was going to be luna at the end. That was great, I love this, it needs more likes it's so bloody funny. You're great for doing this.
Edit side note: Celestia is the pot calling the kettle black.
. “I’m immortal and my fantasies can spawn gods. You’re just a schizophrenic permavirgin. " the moment where this fic reached GOD TIER. I lost it, I rarely just crack up while reading a fic, but there? I lost it.
Her perfections suddenly became flaws; her intelligence became obnoxious, her boldness became loudness, her audacity became temerity, her brashness became insensitivity, her progressiveness became promiscuity and, perhaps cruellest of all, she was outrageously bootylicious, with royal flanks so tight that had they not been forged by magic, their mass might have created singularities.
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“Oh, no,” Celestia said, nuzzling her student on the forehead slightly before pulling back and giving her a warm smile. “I’m immortal and my fantasies can spawn gods. You’re just a schizophrenic permavirgin. I’ll have Luna come by in a while to tell you about hers. Ta-ta!”
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Twilight’s groan of despair was so deep and so heartfelt that it warranted more than just a scene break:
I don't know how, but I could just tell immediately as soon as celestia started talking about imagination that it was going to be luna at the end. That was great, I love this, it needs more likes it's so bloody funny. You're great for doing this.
Edit side note: Celestia is the pot calling the kettle black.
Love it!
HAHAHA
That's a stallion with his priorities straight.
If this ends with Luna raping Twilight, I will not complain.
This just keeps going uphill in the dirty humor...
...or downhill depending on how you view it...
1739241 You too? Huh...
This continues to be a massive, horrible trainwreck, in the most magnificent way.
Telepathic alien worms on the nearest inhabitable planet? Alpha Centauri, amirite?
. “I’m immortal and my fantasies can spawn gods. You’re just a schizophrenic permavirgin. " the moment where this fic reached GOD TIER.
I lost it, I rarely just crack up while reading a fic, but there? I lost it.
Oh god. I made it this far without breaking up, but now I need to take a laugh break from the story. Good job!
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