Kirby's Nightmare in Equestria
Another Problem
It was so close. Only another hundred feet. Finally. Apples.
Kirby continued to run at full speed towards the orchard. He was always interrupted by something before he could have a proper meal. Kirby couldn't stand it. He was so close to so many of some of the best apples he'd ever tasted.
He ran past the ponies working and carts around. He then stopped in the middle of a path stretching through the orchard. He took a few steps back before he opened his mouth. Kirby then began to inhale as much air as possible, harder than ever before. The surrounding wind began picking up the pace in the direction of Kirby as it bounced through apples and leaves. The wind began ripping apples from their branches and launched themselves towards Kirby's gaping maw. The apples were then accompanied by leaves, branches, and baskets.
Moments later, the wind began to die down as the tornado around Kirby's mouth dissipated. The air grew still, not a sound was audible. Kirby then rubbed his stomach as a sign of contentment. He then looked up to assess the damage.
A total of seventeen trees were entirely bare, showing no sign of apples, leaves, or branches. Some of the surrounding trees were missing branches, leaves and most certainly: apples.
*EEK!*
Kirby turned around to what sounded like the scream of a little girl. Behind him was a pony. It was different from the ponies he had seen before. The pony was had fur with a similar shade as Fluttershy. It's mane consisted of two shades of orange in layers, a light orange, and a darker orange. It had a large, red apple on its flank, probably meaning he had to do with this apple orchard. It wore a brown vest on its front and a brown hat on its head. One weird part was the fact that it had a differently shaped head.
The pony looked in complete shock and fear, before turning around and sprinting at full speed.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~"
The other pony workers around Kirby looked in complete shock at Kirby, but they did not react like the one before. They just stared at him with dilated pupils while slowly backing away.
Kirby then looked back towards the small town before going back to look for his friends.
Applejack, Twilight, Rarity, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie all trotted down the streets of Appleloosa. They were all looking for a quick place to eat, yet all of them so far had been sit-down restaurants that sold primarily apples.
"So, anyone up 'fer apples?"
Everypony gave an unamused glance to Applejack before they kept moving.
"Ha Ha, good one Applejack." said Rainbow Dash as she did a barrel roll before falling to the ground and stopping. She quickly looked behind for a moment before giving a confused expression. "Say, does anyone know where Kirby went? I could'a sworn he was following us."
"I'm not sure, Rainbow. Maybe he-"
"EEK!"
The ponies stopped in place as a very shrill, girly-sounding scream emanated to their left. They all quickly looked to where the scream came from. In the distance, they saw an apple orchard, yet something was off about it.
"Those buffalo better not be messin' with the orchard again!"
Applejack then began running in the direction of the scream with haste. She quickly stopped a second before looking behind, signalling the rest of the ponies to follow. Most of the group of ponies then began flying in behind Applejack. They then continued on their way to the orchard. Behind them, a yellow figure hid behind a barrel, shaking.
The group continued towards the orchard, dodging civilians and carts along the way while weaving through streets before they reached a stretch in the road that had a sign that read, 'Appleloosa Orchard'. They followed the dirt path down towards the orchard before Applejack stopped, which caused the ponies behind to bump into her and causing them all to topple over.
They all stood back up before looking towards Applejack. A moment later, they looked towards the orchard before gaining the same expression as Applejack. Before them stood more than a dozen of entirely bare trees along with other damaged trees. It looked like a small hurricane was placed right in front of the orchard.
Walking coolly back down the path was a round, pink, and satisfied Kirby.
The mares looked to each other, mouths still agape. Nopony said a word for moments before their silence was interrupted by a noise.
*CHOO CHOO*
The station train's horn blew, signifying that they were boarding and were going to leave in ten minutes.
Applejack then walked up to the nearest farm-hand and dropping a bag of bits in front of them and gave the reason of, 'For the damage.'
She then trotted over before she turned towards the train and began walking in silence. The rest of the group then followed suit, followed by a bouncing Kirby along with a bouncing Pinkie Pie, who seemed to think Kirby's antics were fine.
The group reached the train, minutes before it was to leave. They each climbed the steps, one by one. Twilight was the last one in the line getting in. he was about to climb the steps to the station before something caught her eye on the street beside her.
Next to her was a blue box, identical to the one she examined on the bus. She was completely surprised by this.
'Why is this box on the street?'
Twilight levitated the box up to her face before opening it. Inside, was a star.
Twilight quickly lifted her head before jerking it around, looking for something.
On the road far away, was a pony-pulled cart. What was strange about it, was the fact that there was a huge amount of luggage on it. What was even more suspicious, was the fact that there was an easily distinguishable copy of Rarity's cutie mark embedded on the side of most of the luggage.
Without a word, Twilight grabbed the box in her mouth before lifting Kirby up from the station steps, who had been eyeing Twilight with a confused expression. Twilight then sprinted full speed towards the cart with Kirby in tow. She weaved past many ponies, carts, and other obstacles as they rushed through the streets of Appleloosa. It wasn't long before they reached the outskirts of the town.
They continued down the sandy path, getting closer and closer to the thieving pony. Twilight was planning to fire lasers at the cart's wheels, but holding Kirby made it impossible to do.
Twilight then came up with an idea. She lifted the star's box from her mouth before levitating it up. Using a burst of magic, she threw Kirby high into the air and released him.
'This star must provide some use to Kirby. He can fly anyway. Maybe he can help me catch the thief with it.'
Twilight then opened the box and took out the star. She got a good aim, before launching the small star toward Kirby.
"Kirby, catch!"
Twilight watched the star fly up to Kirby. Instead of it flying towards Kirby and him swallowing it, the star began to grow, and grow. The star then stopped growing and stopped right underneath Kirby. Kirby then fell onto the star before using it to propel himself down towards Twilight.
Twilight was about to question it, but she remembered about the chase at hand, and she continued on. Without warning, she felt the tiredness from continuous running catch up with her. She stopped for a moment before looking to the thief. He was close enough to fire at one of the wheels.
The unicorns horn began to glow as Twilight cocked her head forward. She concentrated for a moment as a small ball of energy formed on the tip of her horn. She was about to fire, before a burst of air pulled her backwards before it became dark.
Kirby flew in the sky, finally re-united with his Warpstar. He had not seen it since he crashed, and he was glad enough that Twilight had just happened to come along with it in hoof. Kirby looked down towards the ground where he saw the pony with the cart running away as Twilight was stopped in the middle of the road.
Kirby got an idea.
He quickly swooped down from behind Twilight. He noticed the small ball of plasma energy on the tip of her horn. He then flew right behind Twilight as he caught up with her motionless state. Without her consent, he inhaled deeply. Twilight and the energy ball were swept from the ground and into Kirby's mouth.
In a flash, a crown of plasma and electricity, topped with a green jewel appeared on his head as his skin turned a light shade of green.
Kirby then sped forward from the spot and quickly caught up with the pony. He flew down to his level and back a couble meters before charging a shot. A line of plasma emitted from Kirby as it flew through the cart, obliterating the cart and slightly singeing parts of the luggage. The pony in question had a large burn mark on his backside as he rolled down the road screaming.
Before anything could happen, a loud *choo choo* came from behind. The train then could be seen beginning to move down the tracks.
Kirby then lost his power as Twilight flew out of his mouth. He quickly began to intake air again as the luggage and Twilight began to move. They were quickly flown in his mouth, but not swallowed.
Kirby then lifted himself high into the air using the Warpstar before speeding off towards the train. Kirby sped across the sandy desert as the train came closer and closer. On the caboose of the train, he could see six figures, all lined up, leaning over the railing watching Kirby come closer.
Kirby then flew right over the caboose before descending down. He reached the hard, wood floor before hopping off the Warpstar. Before anypony could say anything, Kirby spit out Twilight and all the luggage onto the floor in a second.
The whole cart was silent for a second as the ponies behind him sighed in relief, glad to see their friend and luggage back and safe.
Twilight silently looked up towards Kirby with a deathly glare. She opened her mouth before she spoke in an icy tone.
"NEVER. AGAIN."
Well, you're cranking out new chapters like nobody's business.
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1791361 I'm just hoping I don't stop cranking these out so fast!
1791369 If you do stop...*readies whip*
I kinda want to see some of the Mix'n'Match abilities....Like Drill Kirby-(Crystal Shards) or Elemental Blade Kirby*-(Squeak Squad)
*Fire/Ice/Spark Sword
1791445 You kidding me? Why WOULDN'T I put those!? I've been hooked on Kirby 64 for the last few days!
1791531 My favorite power from the Crystal Shards game is Sculptor Kirby, with Stone and Crescent powers. Turning into the little bird lets you fly.
1791571 I know. I may also have to make NEW powers to accommodate for the extra powers not in crystal shards, just for power mixes.
1791593 You mean, like... Mixing Chef and Fire gives you Cajun Cook Kirby, or something?
I'm not very well-versed in the Kirby Mythos.
F*CK YEAH LAZOR KIRBY!
Also warpstar is best pony.
1791635 I loved your suggestion too much to let it go, dude.
1791628 If that time were to come, It'd probable more like normal cooking, but when it's finished cooking, it explodes fire everywhere.
1791635>>1791683 I'm pretty sure that's Spark Kirby.
And awesome chapter!
1791948 In Kirby Air Ride, it's plasma. In other games, it's spark.
I never said it was laser anyway
1791965 Oohhh derp.
Why you no have ninja? Anyway, you ok man? I'm not sure writing this fast is healthy for you. I require higher amounts of NINJA in the near/maybe far future please.
Yeoman, out
1792028>>1791531 Two Words.
BOMB SHURIKEN
That is all.
1792028 I guarantee Ninja in the future.
1792057 I now know what to use the bomb that Kirby saved for later for
1792057 All of my yes. All of it.
Yeoman90, out
1792099 This sounds absolutely amazing.
By the way, the bomb that was put away, was placed in a part of his stomach where it can be re-obtained. (IE Squeak Squad)
Question. If Kirby really does wind up eating Rainbow Dash later on, would he become Wing Kirby, Jet Kirby, or Paint Kirby?
Twilight's reaction was the best
1792202 Great question. It depends. Like how Twilight was beam and spark.
I also need to write the reactions of the mane 6 when Kirby eats pure rainbow and nothing happens... One of my favorite episodes coming back to me...
Honestly you need a scale just so you can go past it. This story so far has captured all of the randomness, action, and just plain silliness of Right Back at Ya! Perfectly. 13/10
I don't want to know what he gets from swallowing Pinkie...
1789946
good point... still I do want to see what would happen if he ate it.
1792236
Nothing happens? If he just drinks it, maybe. But if ANYTHING will turn him into paint Kirby when he inhales it, it's liquid rainbow. Either that or Crash Kirby. Liquid rainbow is apparently the next best thing to a sonic rain-bomb, which itself is the next best thing to Pinkie discovering caffeine.
Come to think of it, Kawasaki DID manage to make a single dish too spicy for even Kirby.
Once.
Pinkie might take it as a personal challenge to try and do the same.
Also, I'm predicting Rarity might just have Kirby eat all the luggage until they get there, just so they don't have to carry it around when it comes time to exit the train and head to the castle.
And how the heck is the Warpstar going to recharge in Equestria without Kabu?
1792955 You will see...
And Kirby's just eating the rainbow. If he inhales it, I'd give the power.
1791683
Yeah Kirby Air Ride is by far the best Kirby game.
Not that I really know, but it is better than 90% of modern games.
I'd rather play KAR than Halo.
But that might be just me.
1791948>>1791965>>1791635 Indeed Plasma Kirby (Though I don't know why it's called Spark Kirby when you could be Spark Kirby in Crystal Shards... you know that mix where he rubs the sheet on his head creating electricity then catches fire? Yeaaaah.) Also, there IS a laser Kirby (Amazing Mirror) The lasers bounced off any angled floor, if you did it right it could go for awhile before it disappeared. A final note(s), Poor Twilight, Great Chapter, and SHORYUKEN! (Sorry, played Asura's Wraith with Ryu. And some Amazing Mirror with Fighter.)
1791369 You seem to be taking a while with your updates. Do I need to get the whip out?
1794614 It's both, depending on the game.
1795402 It's only been 18 hours!
I also have to perform in a band concert, so I may not be able to make one today.
1795449 Don't worry, if he tries to Whip Kirby ya I got your back with Mirror Kirby Guard.
1795482 I also have a crash and mic Kirby stored away.
1796066 Annnd That's my cue to hit the deck.
1795402 I WILL start on the next xhapter tonight, but I don't have nearly enough time to finish it.
1797067 It's cool.dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Rainbow_dealwithit.png
No one really thought that it was the power of love that took down Sombra, did they?
How else
1797067 So when can we expect the next chapter, poyo?
1796291 Calling it. The final battle will have Kirby gain a new power: Harmony Kirby.dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Rainbow_dealwithit.png
1801377 Final Kirby Battles always seem to have some final power eh?
1801527
1801530
1801628 STARING CONTEST!
1801661 I can keep this up all day.
I still love you
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1801859 images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111206160132/mlp/images/1/18/Fluttershy_and_The_Stare_S01E17.png You lose!
1801890 But the Stare keeps my Eye Contact thus it still goes on...
1801979 But you can't hope to match its intensity and you blink when Fluttershy turns it on you.
Your argument is invalid.
1802000 Unless of course I removed my eyes and replaced them with robotic model XR Eyes. I'd never have t' blink again.