Kirby's Nightmare in Equestria
Appleloosa!
Kirby slowly came to his senses as he awoke from his slumber. The world around him spun for a second before he became fully aware of his surroundings. Suddenly, Kirby realized the hat on his head had already disappeared, meaning that it had worn off long before in the night, but he slept through an entire night regardless. It must have been all those apples that made him tired. Kirby felt as powerful as ever and fully rested. He took a quick look around the cart they were in before spotting a clock on the wall. It had only been about 12 hours, but his dragon friend was still fast asleep, as if he hadn't gotten any sleep for days.
Kirby then peeked outside through the window. The surrounding area was covered in a gold sand. A small streak of green could be distinguished in the distance behind the train. in the other direction was sand, mountains, and a small, colorful speck in the distance.
Kirby turned away from the window before jumping off the bed. He looked both ways before remembering which way he came. Before he could choose which way, the voice of a male boomed from above.
"The train will arrive at Appleloosa station in approximately 5 minutes on our first stop to the Arctic North."
Kirby took in the information before heading back the way he came. The walk through the carts was relatively easy, as he remembered which cart they had been in prior. As Kirby re-entered the doughnut shop car, he couldn't shake the feeling of hunger that threatened his stomach. He quickly searched the floor for loose change, but came up with no luck. He then continued through the other cars before coming to a stop at what seemed to be a regular restaurant.
He spotted 6 figures seated in a large table at the other side of the room. They seemed like they had just been seated minutes ago, seeing how they had nothing on their tables other than menus. Kirby noticed two empty seats next to them, as if they had remembered to include Kirby and Spike.
Kirby then floated over to their table.
Earlier...
Twilight awoke from her sleep as the sun invaded her eyes. She began to gain feeling in her body before her mind was set straight. Twilight slowly sat up in her bed. She noticed the sleeping forms of Spike, Kirby, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash. The rest seemed to be up and about. She took a quick peek outside. The area around was full of sand, sand, and more sand. Oh, there was a rock too.
Twilight pulled herself from her bed as she fell to her hooves on the clacking floors of the train. She trotted over to her bag before spying a peculiar blue box on the floor. It was next to Applejack's bed, but Twilight hadn't seen it before. As much as Twilight didn't like looking at other people's stuff, the curiosity in her over took as she levitated off the ground and lifted it in front of her face. She hastily opened it before peeking inside.
Inside, was a small, yellow star. As she examined it further, it suddenly blinked, as if it reacted to Twilight.
'I wonder... This seems awfully similar to Kirby's Star Ship.'
Twilight pondered. This box could hold great importance to Kirby. Twilight mostly wondered what caused the star to flicker.
Without warning, a very unlady-like yawn escaped from Rarity's mouth as she was shaken from her beauty sleep. Twilight quickly closed the box and placed it back to where it originally was.
"Oh, good morning, Twilight." said Rarity as she wiped her eyes, attempting to wake herself up.
"Good morning, Rarity."
Rarity then slowly rose to her hooves before levitating a brush from her bag up to her mane before starting to stroke it through her hair, making sure she looked her best. After a few moments, she lowered the brush down into her bag before bringing her attention back to Twilight.
"So, wh-"
*RUMBLE*
The large sound emanated from Rarity as she slightly cringed at the noise.
"Um, excuse me, darling. I'm rather hungry at the moment. Apologies."
"It's fine, Rarity. Let's head over to the diner down near the end of the train. I'm kinda hungry myself."
"Okay, but have you seen the others?"
Twilight thought for a moment before coming to a conclusion.
"Nope, but we might see them along the way. For now, let's let these guys sleep."
Rarity nodded in agreement as the pair walked out of the car. They passed through multiple train cars before stopping at a seating area. They met up with Pinkie, Applejack, and Fluttershy, who were having an engaging conversation. Twilight and Rarity then asked them to join for breakfast in the diner. The rest quickly complied before they all began walking to the car.
As they entered the restaurant, Twilight created a table for eight in case the rest of the group decided to join.
As the ponies all sat down around the table, Rainbow Dash burst through the doors and sat down with them. They each grabbed a menu before Twilight spoke up.
"Hey, does anypony know where-"
"The train will arrive at Appleloosa station in approximately 5 minutes on our first stop to the Arctic North."
Before Twilight could repeat herself, Applejack chipped in.
"Ah forgot that we're suppose ta' stop in Appleloosa first." said Applejack as a surprised grin grew upon her face.
"Yes, the first stop was to go west to Appleloosa before heading north to where the Crystal Empire is now. This way, we won't have to slalom through mountains.," answered Twilight. "Now, does anypo-"
"I wonder what the crystal ponies look like! They must look absolutely fabulous!" interrupted Rarity as she waved her hooved in the air for emphasis.
"Well Ah wonder what kinds'a fruits they grow over there in such harsh cold!"
"I want to see all the cutsy-wutsy animals they have there!"
"I want to show off my awesome skills to them!"
"I want to throw a PARTY!"
"WAIT!"
All the mares silenced as Twilight finally gained their attentions. She then cleared her throat before beginning to speak.
"As I was saying, did anypony in this group bring along a blue box with them?"
There was silence before Applejack sheepishly spoke up.
"Ah did. It fell outta Kirby's ship, and Ah thought it might be important."
Twilight seemed to be physically interested. She wondered what power and importance that little star could hold.
"Well, we'll just have to wait and see."
Suddenly, Kirby flew right into the seat next to them.
"Poyo!"
Kirby seemed to be as excited as ever, as if he hadn't been to a restaurant in years.
"Oh, hey Kirby." said Rainbow Dash as she flew up right next to Kirby.
Kirby just waved his arm in response. Kirby picked up a menu as the rest of the ponies put theirs down. Twilight then donned a confused look in Kirby's direction.
"Uh, Kirby? We're about to arrive in Appleloosa for a quick 30-minute stop."
Kirby seemed to grow upset at the message, but his spirits quickly grew to its natural glow. Kirby put his menu down as he stepped out of his seat, followed by the rest of the ponies.
"We are now arriving in Appleloosa station. We will be departing to the Arctic North in 30 minutes."
"Ahh, Well Ah'm gonna go say hi ta' Braeburn and the other Apple family residents around town." said Applejack as she stepped out of the car she was currently in. The rest of the ponies followed suit as they agreed on finding a good, quick place for breakfast to talk.
Kirby stood alone in the car before stepping to the door out. He wanted to explore the town for anything exciting. He took a quick step outside before looking around the town. In the distance, he saw a large orchard of apple trees in the distance.
He was off.
1785075 You get a chapter instead.
I was wondering when the Warp Star would find its way to Equestria!
Now he has a way to fly without any of his powers!
Quick question, I noticed the phonetic spelling of your username corresponds to it's pronunciation in Japanese. Do you happen to speak Japanese, or is this just a coincidence?
1785179 Really? I wish knew Japanese. Thanks for the fact! I had no idea!
Uh oh they better stop Kirby before he eat's the entire orchard.
GIVE ME LAZOR KIRBY!!!
(Plasma Kirby)
I know it's in Kirby Air Ride, and that, (sadly) is the only Kirby game I've ever played.
Super Smash Bros. doesn't count.
1785258 Kirby Air Ride is my favorite Kirby game... That suggestion is so amazing, I just might do it...
Actually, I've thought up the PERFECT scene if I use that ability!
1785276 You will see...
Crash!
More seriously, Whip, if we're not just counting abilities from the anime, and if the next ability will be used in Appleloosa.
Alternatively, Kirby will use Water to make more water for the Appleloosans.
Make Kirby get the Crash ability
Let's see mass destruction made by Crash Kirby!
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I'm taking it in college. One of the hardest languages to learn in the world. (They have three alphabets.) It's worth it though, at least I think so.
Consulting the Japanese/English dictionary on my phone (Sooo useful for my class, lol) discovers "Munoo (Mu-no-o)", meaning inefficient or incompetent, and two for the last part; "mana" which means love or affection, and "manahu (ma-na-fu)" meaning to study.
Therefore, your name literally translates to "Inefficient Love" or Incompetent Study". Luckily for you, Inefficient Love is closer.
1785390 That is actually really interesting! I'll keep that in mind!
1785373>>1785362 As HILARIOUS as crash would be, you need to be reasonable. I don't believe they make weapons of mass destruction in Appleloosa.
Like that guy before said, plasma would fit because of Twilight. Whip might fit because of Appleloosa. Wing for pegasus. Etc.
I'd like to see Kirby become a ninja and hide from everybody for the entire time they're in Appleoosa. Because NINJA!
Yeoman90, out
I'd say sword but i don't know how he'd get that ability in this story
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For Crash, perhaps when he meets and eats Celestia/Luna?
As for powers I'd like to see, Mirror (The best, most broken power besides Tornado!) or Fighter. Or Stone. Preferably Mirror, though.
P.S. When we get to the Crystal Empire, Kirby should get Mike from a flugelhorn.
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For improbable powers, you could just give me a generic, brief idea or scenario where they could get it.
For example: Kirby is flying along on his warp star, chasing a thief where he sees Twilight charging up to hit the thief with a plasma beam to stop him before Kirby swoops down and swallows her before he becomes plasma Kirby where he chases the thief before apprehending him when Kirby spits out Twilight.
If you REALLY want it to happen, just PM me one.
1785593 Holy... perfect idea for the mike!
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Oh god no. No. No no no! One should never joke about that kind of power!
Mirror is broken? I never noticed...
YES! This. Most definitely this.
OM NOM NOM APPLES
1785631 Well, Kirby can make 50 copies of himself and confuse practically every enemy.
1785608 One does not need a reason to be a ninja. I actually have a bit of an idea for where he could get it but I don't know if it would still work. It involves Pinkie Pie in a spandex suit.
Yeoman, out
1785710 That's exactly what came to mind when you posted that comment.
It will undoubtedly be happening in the Crystal Empire
Yeah, I have a question: WHEN IS TWILIGHT GONNA STOP POKING HER NOSE INTO OTHER PEOPLE'S SHIT!?!
Ohhhhhhh boy... Appleloosa's goin bye-bye...
He's more than you think, he's got maximum pink.
and a voracious appetite due to the fact his stomach is a black hole. (galaxy universe whatever.)
i like to refer to it as such because it would explain his ability to suck in enemies, or pretty much anything. not to mention why nothing is digested in his stomach. save for the bad guys he copies.
anyhoo, there goes that orchard, lol
Didn't see this next chapter coming
I wonder how Kirby will react towards Braeburn
1786107 A better answer is: How will Braeburn react to Kirby?
1786130 Knowing the exponentially large chance that Kirby will repeat his consumption process in Ponyville, it wouldn't be pleasant
....Oh, Celestia...
...Imagine him eating one of the BUFFALOES!
1786154 He would become water Kirby if he ate a water buffalo.
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Oh, in the anime, i see... I was thinking Kirby Super Star... XD.
I'd like to see Yo-yo, Jet, Clean and Ninja Kirbies before the story's out. Also, I have no idea how you'd manage it, but if you get Ghost Kirby in there I'll love you.
I just thought of this but... What would happen if Kirby ate that crystal heart thing all the crystal ponies depend on? Would he become... CRYSTAL KIRBY? Also how would they get it out of his universal stomach? That's gotta be a lot of rope
Will Metaknight show up in this? I mean, that guy is pretty important, even if you don't know the Kirby mythos (like me).
1786919 Not necessarily. In the show, he's only a little important. He's not even evil.
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Actually, it's broken in Super Star as well. Have you ever used the guard in The Arena? It blocks pretty much anything.
ah crud.
My recommendation would be Wing Kirby as he wears a tribal feather headdress in said form. This would probably be obtained through eating a dropped feather from one of the Buffalo's headdresses.
I meant to say, the whole stored powers idea was a way to justify Kirby being able to use abilities from other Smash Bros. characters without needing to actually find them (even though Smash Bros. isn't canon)
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Alternate Idea - He gets ninja by accident, and everyone starts looking for him, while he's standing right next to them. Why? Because ninja.
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So he's a no-show? Aww, dammit...
1788647 Sorry, but I have bigger and better plans...
1787451 I know, right? Only gets hurt by one boss in the entire game. From only one of his attacks! I still prefer ninja and jet though.
Yeoman, out
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Bah, Parasol's better. Or the Star Spit. Honestly, Star Spit seems to be the best weapon against projectile spam bosses.
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... You DO realize what happens when Kirby sings, right?
Things tend to explode. And crystal is particularly liable to shatter when exposed to massive sonic waves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6oi2EX9sYg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdHOoIPSZAk
Mike Kirby is the single most terrible of all Kirby's abilities, it is the one that destroys everything, attacking friend and foe without distinction. Even Crash Kirby, which practically atomizes it's targets, only affects enemies. Mike is unstoppable, unblockable, uncounterable, and unbearable.
If you're going to have Kirby go Mike in the Crystal Empire, you either have him do it outside the city, or in an amphitheater where all the sound can be focused in a single direction, because I doubt Kirby knows how to rebuild an entire empire.
Unless he eats a broom or something.
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As we have seen, Kirby has the ability to spit out things he has inhaled with no trouble. Check the episode with the first appearance of Stone Kirby for proof.
1789917 Who said it was gonna be in the city?
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Nobody did, if it happens anywhere else, go nuts. I'm just saying crystal and Mike Kirby would react to each other like ice and thermite.
1790148 Precisely.
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Exactly.
I only have one (two) thing to say about this. Love the chapter, and everyone. Just Thank Celestia and w/e God is in the Kirby universe that Kirby can't get the Monster Powers (Return to Dreamland anyone?)