Iloveportalz0r posts 44 's a day. This was his request. There will be three more chapters, and that Dark tag is up there for a reason, and I am very sorry.
Also, I'm aware of the DashxKitchenSink fic. That's why I decided to follow a slightly ... less sensible plot for this.
1509866 I have no earthly idea what you're talking about. *whistles innocently* Thanks. Someday, I will figure out how to write titles that don't embarrass me. Someday ...
1509915 But what sort of author would I be if I didn't resolve all my characters' emotional difficulties with a montage and an epic battle between good and evil (an evil helmet is one that is not ENSI approved). Obligatory cheese metal:
The metal spikes below her slowed, then came to rest a couple feet away from her face. It took Scootaloo a moment to realize that her death had been averted.
1510294 I feel sorry for Scootaloo's family. They're not related to a member of the Mane Six, so they'll probably never appear in the show, and people will continue to say they're dead, or abusive, or whatever. They're just boring. A really, really boring family that Scootaloo would do anything rather than hang out with. Also, I'm glad you liked the "No" part. I wasn't sure if I'd taken the joke too far or not too far enough when Rainbow Dash reopened the door a few hours later. But, what else can you say when someone catches you humping their helmet?
1510821 Thanks for those. The "the Rainbow Dash" was deliberate. Originally I thought about bolding it or something for emphasis. My Lit and Creative Writing professors still have a bit of a hold on me in that sense, though. Never, never format. It distracts from the words, etc, etc.
1509919 1511054 1510419 Thank you for your enjoyment. This will get a lot weirder before it gets a lot weirder. Since someone already did PonyxObject, I've got to raise the bar of absurdity another notch. Parody of a satire of a sequel to a cartoon based on a caricature of a person who never existed in the first place, or something like that.
Iloveportalz0r posts 44 's a day.
This was his request.
There will be three more chapters, and that Dark tag is up there for a reason, and I am very sorry.
Also, I'm aware of the DashxKitchenSink fic. That's why I decided to follow a slightly ... less sensible plot for this.
*Amorous
1509866
I have no earthly idea what you're talking about.
*whistles innocently*
Thanks. Someday, I will figure out how to write titles that don't embarrass me. Someday ...
This needs no more chapters.
...I say.
And that's about all I have to say, really. I think you managed to short-circuit my brain or something.
Still, jolly good. Keep at it.
... I see.
1509915
But what sort of author would I be if I didn't resolve all my characters' emotional difficulties with a montage and an epic battle between good and evil (an evil helmet is one that is not ENSI approved). Obligatory cheese metal:
Exactly how I feel about my family.
Also.
"No."
What the hell?
Still...I desire more of this weirdness
I didn't know if this was intended, it seems like something she might say
I have no idea where you're going with this and I like it
I'm not sure how I feel about this, but my penis sure is.
THIS IS SPARTA!!!
1510294
I feel sorry for Scootaloo's family. They're not related to a member of the Mane Six, so they'll probably never appear in the show, and people will continue to say they're dead, or abusive, or whatever. They're just boring. A really, really boring family that Scootaloo would do anything rather than hang out with.
Also, I'm glad you liked the "No" part. I wasn't sure if I'd taken the joke too far or not too far enough when Rainbow Dash reopened the door a few hours later. But, what else can you say when someone catches you humping their helmet?
1510821
Thanks for those. The "the Rainbow Dash" was deliberate. Originally I thought about bolding it or something for emphasis. My Lit and Creative Writing professors still have a bit of a hold on me in that sense, though. Never, never format. It distracts from the words, etc, etc.
1509919
1511054
1510419
Thank you for your enjoyment. This will get a lot weirder before it gets a lot weirder.
Since someone already did PonyxObject, I've got to raise the bar of absurdity another notch. Parody of a satire of a sequel to a cartoon based on a caricature of a person who never existed in the first place, or something like that.
>she’ll be fine without you for awhile
"a while" is two words
1509191 I love you
The ending...
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No but seriously, one of the funniest, best written fics I've read in a long time.
That really killed me!
No? (I don't know how I skipped thefirst chapter by accident)
How is this not tagged comedy, it's hilarious.
...Is it weird that I can actually imagine Scootaloo saying this in the show?