A world class assassin, transported to Equestria saves the city from Tempest Shadow's invasion, only to find that there's a much bigger plot looming over the horizon, and only the Storm King's commander can help him stop it.
"Why, we've taken all of your teachings to heart here in Hoofenfield! We just killed a diamond dog last week that kept tearing up our land, trying to find some gems that we sell to the dragonlands." The pony explained, a wide smile on his face.
John slowly nodded as the stallion finally let go of his hand, "I... see. I imagine he was threatening your people quite a bit." John hesitantly replied.
"Oh like you have no idea!" The stallion exclaimed, "That dog was causing a whole mess of trouble for us. We must've lost thousands of bits in trade,"
I agree with your statement author.
But I think it would be oh Scheiße (oh shit)
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True that!