While I personally feel that the name "Shining Armor" implies a combination of impeccable moral fiber and shonen protagonist who would break every law of physics and genre in the name of saving it for marriage, stories like this were still slightly inevitable.

Inevitable indeed.

Like being added to my stash.

Will examine in detail for... "errors" when there's no one who might look over my shoulder.

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Eh, saving it for marriage is overrated.
You really want to know whether you're sexually compatible with someone before you marry them. Or else you might doom yourself to a bad sex life forever. Sex isn't the only part of a good relationship, but it is a part ... and if the sex is bad, the relationship will suffer.
And most people get better at sex with a little experience. Virgins are okay, I guess ... but it's better when you're with somebody who knows what they're doing and knows what they like.

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Heh. Let me know if you find any errors.

was excited but I won't do foalcon

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All of that is true (or so I've heard from anyone with enough experience to know), but the name "Shining Armor" evokes the sort of fairy-tale nonsense that posits the opposite. Which I'm openly describing as nonsense, for the sake of repeating that I agree with you in regards to real life.

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I'm sorry for your loss.

Another DLS foalcon fic. Well, should be just as good as the oth-

*Sees Pegging as one of the tags*

...

You had my curiosity. NOW you have my attention.

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Overrated? Maybe, but nowadays where everyone is just down to get dirty all the time, saving it for marriage or for someone you truly love is a rare thing, almost like a commodity. If the sex is bad, so be it, you can always find a way to improve, but I'm not just gonna flick my v card just for the sake of a better experience. Call me old fashion I guess.

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Man, the church got you good. My sympathies...

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Nothing to do with the church friend.

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Call me old fashion I guess.

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Old fashion.

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Heh, you can thank popflygov for getting me to write that. ^.^

Hecc this is my first time reading adult stories and wow this one's looking quite nice. All actions highly detailed and I may can learn how to make better stories from this.

But hey, sorry, I don't like clops.

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Where exactly is this place "where everyone is just down to get dirty all the time" 'cause I feel like I should go there, you know... for reasons...

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I would also like to know this location.
After all, I wouldn't want to end up there by accident!
So please be very specific about exactly where it is.
For safety.

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Well, I'm glad you picked one of the better ones to get started with, I guess. ^.^

Cadance smiled. At least she’d managed to convert Shining’s excess physical energy into verbal energy. That was something. And Shining was right – if they were past the Foal Mountains already, the trip shouldn’t take much longer.

look! its the childrens mountains! god that sounds wrong.

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Well, ironically the Foal Mountains also appear in the Equestria at War mod in Hearts of Iron IV. So, at least it's "canon" ...

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It's on the canon map of Equestria...

And, eh, about par for the course for Equestrian names. Can you imagine naming your town, "Humanville"? Because that's what ponies thought of when coming up with "Ponyville".

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yeah, i actually did find that wierd for some reason

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you mean like this lolhumanville

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Humansville was named after an American settler, Judge James G. Human

It just keeps getting worse...

Come on, guys. Your town was obviously founded by an alien who was bad at coming up with fake names.

Ramparts and Machicolations

A Shadiversity fan, I presume?

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Who?

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*grumble grumble* I was sure I spotted one teensy error, but I seem to have lost it in... in...

Oh, my, Cadance...

Well... Looks like Precious Little Cewestia and Precious Little Woona are canon. This should make for a fun, eye-opening conversation with her fellow princesses. I foresee note comparing, and much fretting over little Flurry's future development.

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I imagine Cadance will take a very personal involvement in Flurry's development. ^.^

Though it's gonna be weird when Shining Armor is old and grey and Flurry is still barely more than an infant.

With a drowsy nod, Shining shakily picked himself up and followed her downstairs and down the stairs to the bedrooms.

They went "downstairs" and "down the stairs"? Who would have thought? Did Mojo-Jojo write that sentence, which was the sentence that was written, possibly by Mojo-Jojo or possibly another? For that is the question I am asking, and asking the question is what I am doing, for the answer to this question is unknown, and must be asked, for which reason I am asking it.

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I'm unapologetic and apologize for nothing!

That said ... I guess I'll still fix it.

“I’m sorry! I… I don’t know why I’m so bad at this! It was just so—”

Well, can't say I've never been there.

Great first chapter!

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Hope you like the rest of it! ^.^

Ramparts and Machicolations

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“Why don’t you let me help take care of it?”

Ah yes, I was wondering how long your mature and responsible Cadance would last in a fic with this description. There was some groundwork leading up to it, but this still felt like a very sudden lapse in judgement.

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Another of my accidental references, lol.

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If characters didn't have lapses in judgement, most stories would be very boring. ^.^