I wonder what Piracy would look like in a sugar sweet world like that of MLP (when a Villain isn't involved, the show really likes to raise the stakes when beings like Chrysalis, Sombra, or Tirek show up).
Imagine if these mares find out about how human pirates used to operate. Ships being raided wouldn't want to fight back because "if ye fight, and if ye lose, we will torture crewmen to death while others watch."
Ponies sure got soft after that last conflict with the [former] Griffon Empire. But there's been a few fics where a human scares the horseapples out of ponies, and even a changeling Queen, over what a slightly evolved primate brain can come up with.
In some ways, I think cute-equestria would be fun to live in for a year. Long term, it would drive me nuts, but for a vacation, I cant think of anyplace better.
Well done, very well done.
Monk “Come into my parlor, Ted. I have cookies!” -Reykan
I mean…for a human, this form of punishment is more of a pass time.
Nice. See you all in a few months
"If this is torture, chain me to the wall."
I wonder if anon should explain to the pirates what human pirates did to people.
I mean, getting blue balled is pretty annoying. But I can't wait to see Robin turn this "punishment" into an advantage.
I love this
I wonder what Piracy would look like in a sugar sweet world like that of MLP (when a Villain isn't involved, the show really likes to raise the stakes when beings like Chrysalis, Sombra, or Tirek show up).
Imagine if these mares find out about how human pirates used to operate. Ships being raided wouldn't want to fight back because "if ye fight, and if ye lose, we will torture crewmen to death while others watch."
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The Dread Pirate Enforcer Shell?
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I don't know what that reference is.
The quote from my post was from "How to be a pirate captain" from CGP Grey.
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Ponies sure got soft after that last conflict with the [former] Griffon Empire. But there's been a few fics where a human scares the horseapples out of ponies, and even a changeling Queen, over what a slightly evolved primate brain can come up with.
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Prime Enforcer Shell is a character in the fanfic, Austreoh.
He puts the Ant Agony into the term antagonist.
You do not have clearence for this level of trauma, citizen.
'tie me up real good…throw me in a cage…and then take turns trying to make me hard' jokes on you, I'm into that!
This is like the inverted opposite of death by Snu-Snu.
Boy... These Pirates is just funny. Wonder how Captain Celaeno and her crew compares to this one if Robin ever meets them.
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Insanity by forced abstinence, what a way to go
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Now that's cruel
Don't threaten this man with a good time!
And, now the ship and its crew, are theirs!
Nice
You hade me legitimately laughing.
In some ways, I think cute-equestria would be fun to live in for a year. Long term, it would drive me nuts, but for a vacation, I cant think of anyplace better.
Well done, very well done.
Monk
“Come into my parlor, Ted. I have cookies!” -Reykan
Lol, this chapter was fun.
What a based sea chad. Worth the wait for more chapters. :DDDD
Oh no... being forced to have an erection with eye candy? How horrible...
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I've read a few as well, but none come to mind at moment. Care to share, friend?
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https://www.fimfiction.net/story/515086/you-know-nothing-of-agony
Sexy pirate pone harem when
"Janefilly! Janefilly!"
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Probably "Slut! Slut!"
This seems appropriate.
More pls
Update?
F-cking update!
Ooo, this is gooooood.~
-Rub