Respected potentate attributed to the feat of acquaintanceship; Twilight Sparkle.
I communicate to you in the character of a representative of the recently founded rock-rat commonwealth. Our own selves have recently been given sentience proportionate to yours, but we don’t have a disposition to besmirch the aforementioned blessing with the inconsequential exercise of eliminating your personal life. As a substitute, we aim to leave the bounds of your estate to pursue fitting fields to inaugurate a settlement and commence developing our sovereignty.
We only request sufficient provisions to keep ourselves well-fed amidst this taxing excursion, along with a guarantee of future diplomatic deliberation once the sovereignty is wholly settled.Your well-mannered prospective partner,
Sir William Whiskers
Dear Sir William Whiskers,
I would be honored to grant you your request and welcome you to Equestria. I hope we can meet in person to clear out the details.
Your honored benefactor,
Twilight Sparkle.
Dear Sir William Whiskers,
You are all a bunch of [CENSORED] traitors!
Your angry god,
Starlight Glimmer
How painful was it to write that A+ politician pleonasm?
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It took like an hour
I’d say Star has a god complex but given her recent achievements there is some room for debate.
They should ask fluttershy for help.
So 'Secret of NIMH' Equestria edition? I approve. Equestrian animals are semi-sapient anyway.
10478812 Awaken is only a sixth level spell. While not exactly a beginners spell, it's hardly god-like. Though Awaken (Mass), that would eb 8th level, which is getting on to Archmage.
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"Dear Starlight Glimmer
Yes well, I'd rather have a rich benefactor than a poor god on our side.
Your former servant Sir William Whiskers"