Letters From The Enemy Inside

by The Sleepless Beholder


The Tiny Font Letter

Respected potentate attributed to the feat of acquaintanceship; Twilight Sparkle.

I communicate to you in the character of a representative of the recently founded rock-rat commonwealth. Our own selves have recently been given sentience proportionate to yours, but we don’t have a disposition to besmirch the aforementioned blessing with the inconsequential exercise of eliminating your personal life. As a substitute, we aim to leave the bounds of your estate to pursue fitting fields to inaugurate a settlement and commence developing our sovereignty.
We only request sufficient provisions to keep ourselves well-fed amidst this taxing excursion, along with a guarantee of future diplomatic deliberation once the sovereignty is wholly settled.

Your well-mannered prospective partner,
Sir William Whiskers


Dear Sir William Whiskers,

I would be honored to grant you your request and welcome you to Equestria. I hope we can meet in person to clear out the details.

Your honored benefactor,
Twilight Sparkle.


Dear Sir William Whiskers,

You are all a bunch of [CENSORED] traitors!

Your angry god,
Starlight Glimmer