~WELCOME EMPLOYEE ID 31345 - MEGASPELL - LAST LOGIN: 2 DAYS, 8 HOURS, 3 MINS, 30 SECS ~
Dear Diary,
So I got bored and couldn’t sleep… and I may have tried to open the strange door. It did not respond to any of the ID badges I have nor any of the normal keys… what did you think all doors took high tech things to open them? It didn’t have a keyhole of any kind. I wish I could post a pic of the door, but I can’t. You do not want to see my bad art skills, or I’d try to draw it.
I asked Action Sans about the door. To see if maybe he saw some access terminal elsewhere in the studio. You hang around a studio for 215 years, you might not notice a terminal that suddenly has power. Good to get a second pair of eyes on it. He has not seen anything out of the ordinary.
Not to sound like a conspiracy theorist, but there was a rumor one of the ministries had bailed the studio out of debt sometime during the war. Could this door lead to a ministry hub? I should really ask a Slummy Scum about this… That is if Action can get them to not shoot me on sight for being a ghoul. For a gang too often shit on by the other gangs, they are oddly bigoted towards my kind…
Your Tinfoil Hat Wearing Friend,
Megaspell
Owner/Mascot/Custodian/PR Pony of Nuclear Horseman Studios
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It's Megaspell in the synopsis, but Megapell in the title... Which one is the correct spelling?