Peeves
At the conclusion of the feast, the house prefects lead the members of the four houses toward their respective common rooms. Currently, Percy Weasley lead the Gryffindor house out the Great Hall toward the Grand Staircase. The Student Six followed closely behind Harry, Ron, and Hermione, every single one satisfying full after that grand meal. Though their stomachs slightly bulged, the content look on their faces demonstrated their satisfaction.
“Boys, that was the best food I’ve ever had in my life!” Smolder said, patting her stomach.
“I know right?” Gallus nodded. “I was grabbing one chicken leg after another; basically, stuffed that meat down my throat with no regrets!”
“Yona like the Butterbeer!” Yona commented.
“Don’t even get me started on the sweets!” Silverstream said, gleefully.
While the students savored the moment, the Mane Six walked alongside the young group.
“So, I hope you all enjoyed the feast,” Twilight spoke.
“Did we ever, Headmare Twilight!” Ocellus nodded.
“And just think, we get to eat like this every day!” Sandbar said, in amazement.
“If this school’s torture, you can chain me to the wall!” Gallus smirked.
*BELCH!*
All of a sudden, everyone turned toward Pinkie Pie. The pink party pony patting her chest after delivering the loudest belch any of them have ever heard in their lives.
“Wowie-wow-wow!” Pinkie giggled. “That was a big one! Must’ve had more than I thought!”
“Well ah ain’t surprised really,” Applejack commented. “Yah practically ate the whole table up there Pinkie.”
“Not to mention your choice in food creations were… more ‘unusual’ even by your standards,” Rarity added.
“I don’t know what you guys mean,” Pinkie shrugged off, waving a hoof. “I’ve been mixing it up since I was an itty-bitty, itsy-bitsy, twinkie-pinkie!”
“Pinkie, you ate a big bowl of rocky road ice cream,” Rainbow spoke, disgusted. “With ketchup… mustard… relish… and ranch… as the toppings.”
“And you forgot to say it super yummy!” Pinkie exclaimed, licking her lips. “I should pass the recipe over to the Cakes as soon as we get back to Ponyville.”
The majority of the Equestrians tried their best to keep themselves from upchucking. But the very image of the food combination Rainbow described made it difficult to swallow. But fortunately, another subject popped up as a means of distraction.
“So… why are you guys coming with us?” Gallus asked. “Don’t the teachers get their own dorms or something?”
“They do, but Professor McGonagall had a word with Professor Dumbledore during dinner,” Twilight explained. “They both agreed we should stay in the Gryffindor common room with you all.”
“They figured it be best for us to remain together,” Fluttershy added quietly.
Just then, Pinkie burst between the two with a party hat upon her head and kooky glasses in the shape of the Gryffindor seal.
“Yeah!” She exclaimed excitedly. “Party in the Gryffindor Common Room!!!”
Pulling her party cannon out of her mane, Pinkie blasted the entire group with confetti. Everyone dusted the colorful mess off themselves as Harry, Ron, and Hermione turned towards the Mane Six.
“Trust me, she can be a LOT worse than this,” Rainbow commented.
After getting themselves cleaned off, Percy continued to lead the group through the hall and up towards the Grand Staircase.
“Gryffindors, follow me, please,” He ushered. “Keep up. Thank you.”
As they were walking along, they all passed by a group of first year Ravenclaws (Among them, a very familiar student) led by their own prefect.
“Ravenclaws, follow me. This way.”
The prefect guided the students up another flight of stairs. The entire Gryffindor group, the Mane Six and the students included, gazed up to bear witness to the magnificence of the Grand Staircase itself.
“This is the most direct path to the dormitories,” Percy announced. “Oh and keep an eye on the staircases… they like to change.”
How true the words actually were, as the students looked up toward the extremely high corridor and a large amount of staircases. As the people climbed on them, some of the staircases switched places. They all gazed in amazement as the staircases shifted, moving all around and about.
“Isn’t that dangerous?” Ocellus asked nervously.
“Yeah, what if someone falls?” Sandbar asked.
“Oh no need to worry about that,” Percy assured. “This entire corridor is enchanted for your safety. If on the off chance a student might misstep or the staircase shifts too soon, the magic in this corridor prevents anyone from falling and place them back on the staircase.”
“That’s no problem for some of us who’ve got wings,” Rainbow boasted, showing off her wings.
“Well, not all of us have wings Rainbow darling,” Rarity stated. “Thank goodness Hogwarts is well-prepared.”
“Couldn’t just use a levitation spell to float your way around,” Smolder pointed out.
Rarity dryly faced the snarky dragon student.
“As I said… not all of us can.”
“Keep up, please, and follow me,” Percy instructed. “Quickly now, come on. Come on.”
The first years of Gryffindor house followed closely behind Percy, beginning their ascent up the stairs. As they climb along, they noticed several of the portraits moving. The people within the frames started to greet the students as they passed.
“Seamus, that picture’s moving!” Neville told one student.
“Look at that one, Harry!” Ron pointed out.
“I think she fancies you,” Harry joked.
As the Student Six passed by a large portrait of a little girl, the girl herself gave a slight curtsy and waved as they walked by.
“Oh, look! Look!” Silverstream said excitedly. “Who’s that girl? She’s so nice.”
The Mane Six passed by a portrait of an elder wizard, who turned toward them with a smile.
“Welcome, to Hogwarts,” He greeted.
“Why thank you very much,” Rarity thanked.
“Wow! Even the pictures here are friendly,” Applejack observed, amazed.
As the group climbed their way along the Grand Staircase, admiring the millions of moving portraits lined along the wall, Rainbow decided to get a little competitive.
“Alright girls, who wants to race me up to—to—um…”
She leaned toward Percy Weasley.
“What floor is the Common Room on?” Rainbow whispered.
“Seventh floor,” Percy whispered back.
“—to the seventh floor?!” Rainbow finished.
“I’m in!” Smolder yelled, raising her claw.
“Alright kid, last one to the top is a rotten hay burger!”
Rainbow and Smolder took off at top speed straight up, as they flew toward the seventh floor. The two were practically neck and neck as they drew closer toward their destination. Rainbow just started to pull ahead as they were about to reach the floor…
*SPLAT!*
All of a sudden, Rainbow rammed face-first into a pie which mysterious floated in thin air. Unfortunately for her, it also caused her to lose momentum and she started tumbling downward. She screamed as she plummeted down, unable to get her wings to work properly at the moment.
“RAINBOW!!!” The Equestrians screamed.
Thankfully, just before she hit the ground, an invisible magical force stopped her from falling and slowly pulled her back up. Seeing their friend was alright, everyone breathed a sigh of relief as the magic force placed Rainbow back on the stairs to rejoin the others. She took quick rapid breaths in panic, as Smolder flew back down.
“Oh my gosh Rainbow, are you okay?!” She asked worriedly.
Eventually, after regaining her composure and air back into her lungs, she nodded her head.
“Yeah, I’m okay,” She assured. “Can’t say the same for whoever did that to me and almost killed me!”
“How could a pie even float in midair like that?’ Twilight asked. “As far as I know, no one was even doing magic.”
Suddenly, cackling interrupted their conversation as what appeared to be another of the Hogwarts ghosts floated toward the group. This one was slightly different from the others though. He wore an old Victorian-style jester’s outfit and had a huge grinning face.
“So sorry ‘bout that luv!” The ghost chuckled. “When I sees someone zippin’ up them steps, I can’t help me-self but hit ‘em wit a pie!”
The ghost chuckled uncontrollably, as Rainbow finally got her wings working again. She hoved back up and glared at the spirit.
“Why I oughta…”
She flew quickly toward the ghost with every intent of doing some damage. Unfortunately, Percy stuck out his arm and stopped her from going further.
“Lemme go!” She demanded. “I’m gonna hit him so hard, it’ll wake up his body!”
“Don’t go worrying yourself over him Rainbow,” Percy assured her. “That’s just Peeves, the Hogwarts poltergeist.”
“Poltergeist?” The Equestrians spoke.
Suddenly, a loud, rude sound, like that of air being released from a balloon, buzzed in their ears as the dark-eyed, wide-mouthed little man appeared in front of them. He floated cross-legged in the air, clutching a pair of walking sticks.
“That’s right lil’ ponies,” Peeves nodded. “Peeves is the name and chaos is my game!”
Peeves observed all the students and the Equestrians gathered on the steps, as an evil cackle escaped his lips.
“Oooooooh!!! Ickle firsties! What fun!”
Suddenly, Peeves flew over toward Pinkie and stuck his hand out.
“I hear’s yer all ‘bout havin’ fun! Put ‘er there me funny bonnie!”
Pinkie, with a giddy smile, reached out to shake his hand. The moment they made contact Pinkie’s whole body lit up like a Hearth’s Warming tree as two thousand bolts of electricity coursed through her body. When Peeves pulled his hand back, Pinkie’s eyes went wide and her whole body burnt to a crisp.
“Did you order the original recipe or extra crispy?” Pinkie sighed dizzily, fainting back.
“Oh no!” Twilight slapped her forehead. “Just what we need! Another agent of chaos to put up with!”
“You wouldn’t be referring to me I presume?”
Wide eyed, the Equestrians looked around rapidly as they immediately recognized that voice. The Hogwarts first years were rightfully confused.
“Discord—show yourself right now!”
“No need to shout Twily,” Discord replied.
The voice drew them towards one of the portraits and a horrified gasp was released. There sitting on a fancy lounge chair, dressed in a Greek toga, a vine around his forehead, and holding grapes over his lips, an all too familiar draconequus came into view.
“And here I thought you’d never wonder why such a handsome figure like myself made minimal appearances in this series except for Doc’s commentaries,” Discord smiled, biting a grape.
“DISCORD?!” The group shouted.
“What in tarnation’ are y’all doin’ here?!” Applejack shouted.
With a snap of his talon, the draconequus popped out of the portrait and floated before the stunned students, the Greek robe and vine wrap vanishing complete. But instead dressed like an old-timey sailor.
“Just a sailor passin’ through me darlin’,” Discord said.
A snap of his talons later, he reverted back to his usual appearance.
“But all joking aside, now with the alliance between the Wizarding World and Equestria mended, I’ve been long overdue for a trip to visit old friends… and speaking of ‘friends’…”
Peeves popped right beside Discord, casually leaning beside the old draconequus.
“Discord me ole’ buddy!” Peeves greeted, slapping Discord’s talon. “So these be them Equestria Girls ya been mentionin’ ‘bout… oh, and the kiddies too.”
“HEY!” Gallus frowned.
“You know this joker?” Rainbow pointed out.
“Know him?” Discord smiled. “Why Peeves and I go way back, a thousand years to be exact. As masters of chaos, we always got a kick of all the chaos and mischief we’d play on all those muggles.”
“Oh yes, all the chaos we’d used to pull on humanity,” Peeves added. “The Black Plague…”
“The Spanish Inquisition!” Discord included.
“The Brady Bunch reunion…”
“… I wasn’t there for that one,” Discord pointed out.
“Aye there be things you missed out in a whole year,” Peeves patted Discord’s shoulder.
“Why does none of that sound like harmless practical jokes?” Twilight asked, sarcastically.
“Well, that was back during my evil Draconequus days,” Discord sighed. “Good times… anyways, it’s always so good to see my ‘best friends’ here at the school. Just think, a whole school-year full of fun and wonder.”
“That’s debatable,” Smolder muttered.
“To think this will be the biggest role I had in any story, since all the background appearances in the other universes.”
“Say wut?” Applejack asked.
Raising his eyebrows, Discord pulled down the screen, took a remote from his right ear, and with a push of a button revealed a slide show.
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The ‘Over the Rainbow’ scene where Discord was fiddling with Huck’s contraption, watching the girls and Spike with Dorothy in the midst of her song.
Discord sunbathing at the beach watching Shaggy & Scooby Doo having a word with the man inviting them to Spooky Island.
Discord mooching candy bars while the shop-owner is singing ‘The Candy Man’ to the kids.
Discord disguised as a police officer during the ‘Point of No Return’ sequence.
Discord arm-wrestling a thug while the group tried to recover the key to the Patty Wagon.
Discord sitting amongst the class while The Warrens present one of their cases.
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The Mane Six and their students sat there dumbstruck and clearly confused. Pinkie Pie had just straightened herself out to her usual self, brushing all the soot away.
“Hey!” Pinkie realized. “How come we didn’t know about any of that until now?”
“I have my ways,” Discord smiled, brushing his chest.
“Why am I not surprised?” Spike frowned.
“Discord… Peeves…” Percy spoke up. “Do I have to summon the Bloody Baron to take care of you two?”
Peeves turned toward Percy, stuck out his tongue, and vanished, dropping his walking sticks on Neville’s head (“Ow!”).
“Party pooper!” Discord frowned. “Well, I was just going along anyway. Places to go, people to greet, a class to prepare for…”
“What class?!” Twilight asked.
“Shh!” Discord hushes, pressing a paw onto Twilight’s lips. “Can’t tell ya, it will spoil the surprise. Maybe in the next chapter.”
With a snap of his talons, Discord vanished before their very eyes… for a few seconds. Moments later, Discord reappeared with a paper bag in his hand.
“Oh, silly me, I completely forgot,” Discord smiled, handing a bag to Fluttershy. “I packed you a lunch for your first teaching job tomorrow.”
“Aw, thank you Discord,” Fluttershy smiled lightly.
“Ta-ta! Until tomorrow…”
Discord proceeded to zoom away, rattling coats of armor as he passed by. The rest of the Mane Six sighed and shook their heads.
“Ah great! As if one Discord wasn’t enough,” Rainbow muttered, crossing her hooves. “Now there’s two of them!”
“I’d watch out for Peeves especially,” Percy said, as they set off again. “The Blood Baron’s the only one who can control him, if not Discord. One thing to note about Peeves: He won’t even listen to us prefects…”
“I know that feeling all too well, darling,” Rarity nodded, shifting her eyes. “All… too… well…”
“If I ever see that Discord and that little poltergeist again,” Rainbow growled to herself. “So help me, it is so on!”
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A short while later, just along the seventh floor, the group find themselves walking down the corridor leading straight to the Common room. Eventually, they reached the end of the hall and approached a large painting of a rather large woman in a pink dress. She is known as ‘The Fat Lady’, the name spoke for itself.
“Password?” She asked.
“Caput Draconis,” Percy responded.
The Fat lady smiled, nodding in confirmation. The painting soon opens up revealing a doorway in the wall, leading straight to Gryffindor Tower. Percy lead the way straight to the Common Room, as the students followed closely behind.
“Follow me, everyone. Keep up, quickly, come on.”
Stepping into the Common Room, everyone looked about in wonder and awe. The room itself was utterly huge with comfortable sofas and chairs, tables, and a giant fireplace blazing upon the center.
“Gather ‘round here,” Percy instructs. “Welcome to the Gryffindor Common Room. Boy’s dormitories, upstairs and down to your left. Girls, the same on your right. You’ll find that your belongings have already been brought up.”
“And remember every pony—I mean everyone,” Twilight corrected herself. “First class begins at the first hour of dawn. You’ll find all your course schedule along on top of all your luggage.”
“But for now, it’s best to get some sleep,” Rarity advised. “We expect everyone to be bright-eyed and bushy tailed by tomorrow.”
With that declared, everyone scurried off into their own little directions, boys on one side and girls toward the other. The next few minutes, they’re either unpacking their belongs or admiring the Common Room, especially those not in a hurry to bed. Overall, there was much activity and commotion throughout the entire room.
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Later at midnight, the entire Gryffindor house was fast asleep. All hoping to be right as rain for tomorrow’s classes. All the girls slept peacefully in their beds within their dormitory, while the boys slept in theirs. Ron, Seamus, Neville, Gallus, and Sandbar were all sound asleep in their beds, tuckered out after a long day. The only one who didn’t seem asleep at the moment was Harry Potter himself.
Harry sat alongside the window in his pajamas, with his owl Hedwig by his side. He gently stroked the owl, as he gazed out the window. He sighed with content, knowing that somehow he was going to love it here at Hogwarts.
“Harry?”
Harry quickly turned toward where the voice had come from as none other than Spike, in his pajamas and little nightcap on his head, came around the corner. The little dragon walked over to the young boy’s side, sitting alongside him.
“You okay buddy?” He asked.
“Yeah, I’m alright,” Harry nodded.
“You sure? You seem a little out of it.”
“Oh no, not at all. As a matter of fact, for the first time in a long time, I feel… fantastic.”
“I’m pleased to hear that,” Spike smiled, patting Harry’s leg with his claw. “Alright man. I’m just going to head back to sleep. We’ve got a big day tomorrow after all.”
“Alright,” Harry smiled back. “Goodnight Spike.”
“Goodnight Harry.”
Spike yawned as he headed back toward his own bed at the corner. Harry remained by the window to gaze out the window for a while longer. After a while, Harry made his way toward his bed and laid down to rest, putting his glasses along the counter. Seconds later, he allowed his eyes to slowly close and drift off into the land of dreams. Having no idea what the future had in store at Hogwarts, Harry somehow knew that as long as his new friends stood by his side, he’d be more than ready for it.
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Make no mistake Cinematic Adventure fans, this is no error on our part. While true in the final film release, it was merely just a climb to their dorms before all the kids make off for bed, we decided to do something that wasn't done for the 'Harry Potter' movies. Mr. Enigma and I decided to incorporate a character who played a significant role in the 'Harry Potter' books but for whatever reason his role in the films were completely removed. That's right folks we're referring to the subject of this chapter: Peeves, the malicious trickster.
And wouldn't you know it, faithful readers? Turns out he's old friends with a fellow chaotic being (Whom up till now played a significant side story in the 'commentaries', yes we have been paying attention). We have much planned that involves Peeves later on during the story but for now we hope we have given our fellow readers a slight idea as to how kooky of a character Peeves is.
And overall, this chapter is a shoutout to our teammate, Dr. PhD, who's been a great help for us for this portion of the story and the previous projects he aided with before.
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers The Movie reference
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Couldn’t agree more mate. Love ya Phantom
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Aye, aren't you a smart one? And you're the first to figure it out.
I didn't expect Discord to be part of that.
Great chapter! So now they know Discord's been with them the whole time, guess that means he'll have to up his game in future adventures, to avoid getting called out by the main 6
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Well after all, it is Discord after all. You never know what he did back when he was evil. Although, I'm sure he did a ton of messing around 'during' that time period (In a non-violent sense).
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That's Discord all right. Being a real troll to the group, somehow finding himself involved in the group's crazy adventures when they didn't even know about it.
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Well I was referring to the fact that no one expects The Spanish Inquisition.
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Ah ha! You caught me with that gag!
*Suffers a mental breakdown*
The Merry Go Round Broke Down – Daffy Duck
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Heh, indeed
Oh great their are two chaos now and they zany to the max
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From the games and the books. Didn't think it be right to leave him out.
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Be glad we didn't decide to make a trio.
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Yeah guess you right if that what happened if discord know about the warner brother and sister
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Hmm... that might give us a couple ideas when we get there.
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If I can imagine her suffering for that foursome and how Pinkie Pie would eat all the Weasley products that make you sick.
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I withdraw what I said Umbridge is more idiotic than Neighsay
Great chapter
It's ok. It's ok. I got it out of my systems now. Kinda hopped up on the caffeine this morning. *Twitches a little* Ahem.
Meanwhile, back in Discord's theater
---Discord's Cut---
Plus, a certain secret agent of Discord, bacon haired girl, in Gryffindor robes.
Me: "Are you all satisfied with your meals?"
The Audience: (Exchanging random agreements)
Rumble: "Oh I can agree to that. I'm stuffed!" (Rubs his hooves over his belly)
Tender Taps: (To Big Mac) "And you said your sister's got the stomach of a full grown stallion?"
Big Mac: "Eeyup."
Tempest Shadow: (Annoyed) "If you hadn't noticed, I was kinda caught in a cross-fire of random foods being thrown at me. But other than that, yeah, I've been enjoying my meal. Most of it that is..." (Points to her pizza being half eaten by the ever gluttonous
honey badger– I'm sorry, hedgehog – Grubber)Rain Shine: "I should come back here more often. Who knew there would be such delicious foods here."
Me: "Only the best for the best, my dear."
Pinkie Pie's burp was so loud that it even shook the entire theater.
The whole audience tried their best not to lose their meal.
Me: "Ew! TMI Pinkie Pie! Too much information."
Scootaloo: "I don't think even Willy Wonka would approve. Or even Charlie Bucket."
Mrs. Cake: "What in the name of Faust would compel her to get such a craving?"
Mr. Cake: "Actually, it shouldn't come as a surprise, considering your cravings were just as strange, honey..."
The Audience: "WOW!"
Starlight Glimmer: "We need to get the spell for all of...that! It could be useful someday."
Thorax: "This kinda reminds me of the hive, when it was still under Queen Chrysalis's control."
Pharynx: "Ditto. That's just every creatures need. A shifting passageway to confuse enemies and for us to stage ambush!"
Thorax: "Uh, yeah. That..."
Starlight Glimmer: "I like the sound of that!"
---Discord's Cut---
The Hufflepuffs were passing through another hallway of paintings when–
Discords: "Well hello Mona Lisa! Beautiful smile as always."
Me: (Struggling not to lose my sanity again)
Grubber: "OOH! Right in the schnoz!"
Tempest Shadow: (Amused) "Well, at least it's not me this time."
Trixie: "Hey! It's that kookie ghost who was with Discord in the hall!"
Me: "Uh...you do know you can't exactly hurt a ghost with brute strength, right?"
Gilda: "Well, when she's got super speed, she's kinda slow in the brain."
Gabby: "Gilda! That's your friend you're talking about!"
Gilda: "Well it's true! Back in the day, most of the pranks we've pulled together were thought up by me!"
Cheese Sandwhich: "Oh no, Pinkie! Don't–"
Me: "Whelp. Too late."
Me: "I'm not a doctor!"
Me: (They're really pushing me to the brink of losing my sanity again)
Me: "WHAT! Who? How! When?" (Takes out a paper bag and breathes into it, remembering this is Discord we're talking about) "Of course, nothing makes sense with him."
The audience were all shocked at the revelation to know that Discord's been with the group during the previous Cinematic Adventure. And nobody even noticed he was there.
Starlight Glimmer: "That was...shocking."
Starswirl the Bearded: (Shakes his head in silent awe and agreement)
Starswirl the Bearded: "Oh boy, just what Hogwarts needs. A chaotic-loving draconequus as one their professors."
Stygian: "How bad can it be?"
Me: "Trust me. You don't want to know." (Twitching uneasily again)
Starlight Glimmer: "I wouldn't be surprised if he somehow hired himself into Hogwarts. Though, if he did, which house would he represent?"
Trixie: "Last I checked, he self-appointed himself as a Hufflepuff? But why?"
Discord: (Voice from the movie screen) "If you must know, Hufflepuffs are particularly good FINDERS! So I don't FIND this to be a tough question at all."
Me: "AAAH!!! AVPM callback!" (Losing my grip on my sanity)
Starlight Glimmer: "Whoa! So the entrance to Gryffindor Common room is a portrait of a... a fat lady? And a password is needed to gain entry?"
Me: "Oh yeah, they don't call her the fat lady for nothing. She's quite the diva. And you know what they say. It ain't over until the fat lady sings." (My sane mentality kicked in, and I'm struggling to get ahold of my pop-culture referencing encyclopedia)
Moon Dancer: "Wow! So, do all the other houses' dormitories have passwords to get into their common rooms?"
Me: "Glad you ask, Moon Dancer. Have a look."
---Discord's Cut---
Wallflower Blush (Slytherin)
Wallflower Blush follows the Slytherin students down into the murky dungeons of Hogwarts. The intimidating atmosphere of the Slytherins and their dormitory made her feel smaller and even more insecure than when she felt "invisible." The girl follows the Slytherins towards a a bare stretch of stone wall, where the prefect said a password, in which a passageway soon reveals itself to the students.
Juniper Montage (Ravenclaw)
Meanwhile, Juniper follows the Ravenclaw students in the West Side of Hogwarts, up the top of the spiral staircase, until they arrived at a door, with a bronze eagle knocker. Upon sensing the Ravenclaw students approaching, the eagle knocker woke up, and spoke:
The knocker: "What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the day, and three in the evening?"
A Ravenclaw Prefect: "A human. When they are an infant, they crawl on their hands and feet. When they mature into adulthood, they walk on two legs. But when they grow too old, they use a cane as an extra limb."
With that, the door opens up, granting the students entry.
"Professor" Discord (Hufflpuff)
Discord: "Oh, pish-posh and tut-tut. This one's a no-brainer...No passwords required! All you gotta do is stand in front of these barrels in the kitchen corridor, tap them in the rhythm of Helga Hufflepuff, and open sesame! OOF!!" (Gets doused by vinegar instead) "I should've known Helga would change the rhythm on me...I mean..." (Snaps his fingers and cleans himself up from the vinegars) "That was a free demonstration of what happens if you get the rhythm wrong, or tapped the wrong lid. Uh, would you care to demonstrate for them, Gabriel Truman?"
The Hufflepuff Prefect, identified to be 'Gabriel Truman' went over to demonstrate the correct method of opening the entrance to the common room, which Discord immediately pulls a black screen down.
Discord: (To the audience) "Ah-ah-ah! Hufflepuffs eyes only. Shhhh!"
Gilda: "He'll do great in it, for sure."
Gabby: (Fangirling) "I'm so excited, I could just explode! Why can't I got there?"
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Ah yes, the often omitted Peeves whose name doubles as an Equestrian swear word. But yeah, always cool to see some Discord.
Nice chapter
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Yeesh, total chaos during two certain time periods in Europe’s history, the 14th century and the other that carried on through the centuries from 15th to 19th century. Flea-infested rats, that’s just extreme, totally killed off 475 million to 350–375 million people through Afro-Eurasia. Uprising from the Catholic churches in Spain to discriminate anyone, that is just as worse
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Yeah, maybe I should've emphasized what I meant.
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And even though they claimed to have been friends for a 'thousand' years. By the actual count, and based on the two events they mentioned, their friendship has come about for... 'longer' than they claimed.
Don't know if you know this but the actor who was meant to play Peeves in the HP movies was actually Rik Mayall, one of the funniest British Comedians of Alternative Comedy from the '80s and beyond.
Unfortunately, they dropped the role and character for the films, which was a damn shame since it would have been a great role for him; especially considering he passed away some years ago in 2014.
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We'll be sure to mark this as a slight tribute to Rik Mayall.
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A very wise decision my friend.
Oh, boy. What is Discord up to now?
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When it comes to Discord, you never know what he has planned. Now add Peeves to the mix... 'trouble'.
Nice even Discord's getting in on the action. And I hope the Gryffindor's won't think having the girls bunk with them will make them think they're partypoopers because they're assistants to the staff. And I can already picture during the flying lesson Gallus, Smolder, Silverstream, and Ocellus might find learning to ride a broom redundant for them. But someone notes that there may come a time their wings will be inoperable due to an injury or something else.
And I'm glad Peeves was included. Imagine if the movies had enough run time to include the scenes he was used in no matter how minimal it would've served to the plot.
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You do make a point. There will eventually come a time when those who are able to fly won't be able to because their wings are inoperable. In the event that this were to happen, they'd need an alternative means to fly and a broomstick may prove very useful.
Didn't expected Mane Six and Spike staying in Gryffindor dorm room since they are the assistants but at least, they can talk about stuffs and events.
Look like Mr. E confirms Discord's mini-adventure as canon.
Here's some highlights
Nasty! I know Pinkie Pie is unpredictable but this is too much for me to handle! 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
Peeves is played by the late Rik Mayall.
The character was supposed to be in the film but he was cut from the film and didn't come back for the sequels as Mayall claims he was cut from the film because he kept making the child actors laugh.
DISCORD IS IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!!
Whoa! The first two especially Black Plague are not funny and Brady Bunch reunion? A British poltergeist somehow know the existence of an American show but then again, he is agent of chaos like Discord.
Unpredictable!
Breaking the forth wall!
Well, Rainbow Dash got taste of her own medicine for her pranks even though Peeves' action almost got her killed.
Next chapter! The first day of Hogwarts, here we go!
Very nice with the story and thanks for bringing in Peeves. He will make this story "interesting".
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Once again, good work on the commentary.
Also, What's Up Doc?
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Great job with this!
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alright breathe phantom breathe
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You think that's kind of an oxymoron. A comedian cut from the movie just for making children laugh? Isn't that the whole point of being a comic actor? You just want to make people laugh?
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We haven't built up to that just yet. But we'll get there one of these days. Let's just say Discord knows something we don't.
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Oh my goodness, I didn't know. I loved that actor ever since I watched Blackadder.
Ah, Peeves the poltergeist. I remember him from the books and some of the games. Perfectly matched with Discord.
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Sheesh Pinkie, I know you're special and a little crazy, but you're taking that to a whole new level with the food you choose to combine and eat. With those kind of cravings, you could almost say you're... Oooooooh.
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For me, it was Young Ones and Bottom that first introduced me to the legend that is Rik Mayall.
That's why I added those video's to clear up and back up my words.
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Discord: "Well, a fine way to treat us for our comedic geniuses." (Scowling) "These people are dying for a good laugh, and when we gave it to them, they decided their 'good' story is 'good enough' without us in it." (Blows a raspberry) "Peeves my old friend!" (Puts an arm around the poltergeist's shoulder) "We're gonna give them a Cinematic Adventure that's so fantastic, it'll knock them dead since A Very Potter Musical!" (Snaps his finger and conjures up a piano to play)
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Make 'Em Laugh – Singin' in the Rain
(0:20) Discord sings the first verse as he plays the piano, before he bangs some sour notes with his talon, paws, and even stomps on the keys with his dragon foot.
(0:40) Discord walks on the piano, while Peeves watches.
(0:49) Discord jumps off the piano and whips out a large fish, which he uses to playfully slap across Peeves. He then does a few random, funny dances, on his knees.
(1:13) Discord conjures up a banana peel and slips on it, causing him to fall on his head, and bounces on the floor for awhile, before he gets up on his feet.
(1:21) Discord soon hops on a tricycle and peddles in the air, before he jumps off and "swims" in the air. Then, in a flash of light, he reclines on a couch, while posing like a french girl from Titanic.
(1:37) Discord's head turns into a watermelon, which a mallet smashes, and his normal head reappears.
(1:38) Discord snaps his finger and makes Wallflower Blush appear in a pink ballerina costume.
(1:41) Discord spins Wallflower into a tornado and she went spinning away, as Discord wiggles like a gelatin.
(1:45) Discord gets hit in the face by a custard pie.
(1:50) Discord crashes his face into a magic painting of Picasso's, which messes his face up to look like the painting. Discord tries to rearrange his face back to normal, but it always appears wrong, until he finally snaps his fingers and he looks like himself again.
(2:08) Discord jumps his way into a magic painting of a fancy woman, holding an umbrella. At first, the woman simply rebuffs Discord's advances, when the draconequus gives her an upside-down bouquet of roses. Realizing his error, Discord held the flowers right side-up, before he pulls the woman in a dance. He tries to give the lady a kiss, but she smacks him on the cheek, causing both her and him to fall down. Soon, the two appeared to be wrestling with each other in the painting, until at last, Discord got thrown out of the painting.
(2:44) When Discord got back up, he happens to meet face-to-face with the ghost of The Gray Lady. The Gray Lady let out a bloodcurdling, shrieking scream, which Discord quickly silenced when he pulls her into a kiss. With a disgusted shriek, the Gray Lady flew away.
(2:51) With a snap of his fingers, Discord pops on a top hat, a cane, and an extra one for Peeves to dance with. With that, the two chaotic buddies proceeded to do a few dance moves all around the halls of Hogwarts, doing random chaotic antics all around the castle, from making chandeliers fall, conjuring up flying pigs, chocolate raining cotton candy clouds, and turning the floors into ice.
(3:49) For their last act, the two jumped through a stained glass, creating the outline shape of Peeves holding hands with Discord.
(3:51) Discord and Peeves soon crawled back through the window they had jumped through, and sang one more time: "Make 'em laugh! Make 'em laugh! Make 'em LAAAAAAAAAUUUUuuughh!!!" Both poltergeist and draconequus collapsed on the floor, laughing at all the chaos they've caused in one night, happy to relive the glory days.
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Heh, that's sweet of Discord to cheer Peeves up
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Is it weird that I want to see Wallflower Blush in a ballerina outfit now?
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I honestly didn't expect that...... Awesome Job!!!!!
I like how Discord cheers up Peeves after learning about what the studio executive did to him and basically taking a shot at them by singing "Make them laugh"!