I would like to purchase one such meter, sir!

If it was a daily heat.....

A magical portal tore the ceiling of the wagon asunder, and a dark blue alicorn peered through into the crazy scene. “Just what in Equestria is happening in he-. Oh. OH. Nay, thy dream-princess will not touch this with a ten-foot pole.” The portal quickly snapped back shut.

😂😂🤣🤣🤣

Solid start. Here's hoping that they find Hoof'ar later and hatefuck him into submission or something.
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I realize that it's annoying to just have one nerd in the comments being pedantic and all, but at least you shouldn't have any formatting errors. Those are the biggest things to fix.

‘Woah, I wonder what she’s[/n] dreaming about.’

is literally dripping>

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with this kind of treatment from anypony, let alone some

Little bit more formatting here, until the end of the dream sequence (maybe)

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She realized in that instant, that it wasn't actually a true nightmare, but merely a bizarre fever dream. Luna could dispel it, but that would a, mean dealing directly with the ick, and two, not actually accomplish anything so long as the "fever" remained. So she tossed her ten foot pole in the direction of the Saddle Arabian's ten foot pole and called it a day. The dream would sort itself out.

She was sure of it.

I wonder...how many sex dreams Luna sees by mistake?

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Thanks! Super helpful!

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Hehehe, I think a series where Luna runs into dreams that she NOPES the fuck out of would be pretty funny.

“Just what in Equestria is happening in he-. Oh. OH. Nay, thy dream-princess will not touch this with a ten-foot pole.”

Should've made it thirty-nine-and-a-half-feet

A magical portal tore the ceiling of the wagon asunder, and a dark blue alicorn peered through into the crazy scene. “Just what in Equestria is happening in he-. Oh. OH. Nay, thy dream-princess will not touch this with a ten-foot pole.” The portal quickly snapped back shut.

Why stop at 39 and a half? See above.

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Forget buying one, just buy the blueprints and build a dozen! (It's not patent infringement if you're not selling it, right?)

This was a sweet and hilarious start.

Poor Luna... But that cant be new to her ...
Ignoring the becoming a begging mare and ruine her life part and it was entertaining