Regidar yawned and walked over to his bed, which was situated right underneath a large window so the sun shone in his eyes every morning as a very annoying alarm clock to save his mother the trouble of throwing things at him.
"Well, time to get to sleep!" Regidar fell on the bed, not bothering with a blanket as it was a warm night. His legs were wide open as he started to drift off to sleep.
A small thud resonated from outside, and a tiny scraping noise could be heard if one listened closely and was not asleep. A silhouette of a figure appeared in the window, and soon an odd slopping noise was clearly audible.
Regidar opened his eyes slowly, awakened from the sound. "Hello?"
"Ah, sh-"
"Twilight?"
The purple mare froze. "Uh, yeah, you caught me. Um, how's it going?"
"What are you doing outside my window at eleven o'clock at night?"
"Um, I was... painting the side of your house!"
Regidar gave the unicorn a look. "Really now."
"Um, yep! I'm almost done... just open your legs a bit more..."
"You were clopping, weren't you?"
Twilight started to sweat. "As a matter of fact, I was NOT clo- YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!" Twilight thrust herself off the ladder into the bushes then sprinted away.
Regidar sighed, and closed his curtains. "I really need to move to a different town."
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1002246 It is the most legit thing you have ever read.
1002251 Thanks! It shall be updated regularly!
1002260 That gave me epilepsy.
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I'm sorry you didn't like it.
1002278 On the contrary my good man. I loved it. I even faved and watched you.
1002286 I see that now Sorry, I misunderstood. But that's understandable, as generally "WTF is this shit" should be taken as a disliked gester. But thanks for the fave and watch! You should probably chekc out some of my oither stuff, see how ya like it
So we meet again, upon similar circumstances as last lime (me reading a story and commenting). I think you might want to move. Having ponies in your neighborhood would be quite amusing; but when they start to clop outside your window, well, you'd better get out of there while you still can! Run, boy!
1002373
I'd do 'em
Im not a clopper but if they were exactly like the show not a realistic equivalent....I just dunno wat cood go rong..
1002440 Well of course it would be fine if they didn't clop outside my window. I don't know what could go wrong either... Oh, wait: (insert everything that went wrong in the show here).
1002270 Yes, quite
1002373 I don't know, clopping outside the windows... seams pretty good to me!
1002374 There is no "Story" so to speak. It's a random collection of short stories I wrote to keep me from going crazy.
1002440 I imagined those emotes were thew facial expression of the ponies while you had le sexy time.
1002595
It was a Derpy/Ditzy joke and then I added the rest w/o spacing XD
1002644 Still... think about it.
1002651
Oh I knolw
if u do wat i mean(see wad i did der)
hey l;isen question do uze like ma stories?just wonderin
1002657 I've never read one of your stories, I should go check those out.
Eh I dont have the3 picture so:
BOY:I bet I can make you scream with only my ONE finger
GIRL:okay go
BOY:*eye poke*
GIRL:AH!FUUUUUUUUUUUU
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FOUND IIIIIITTT!
1002684
Thanx lemme know when you done and prs cumment?(ehe heh)
1002697 GOD DAMNIT SPEAK NORMAL ENGRISH!
1002704
prease cumment(ehe -okay dat getting old...naw...)
oh kewl u has it?i not on oder comp
1005839 Thanks! I'll try and put some more up soon!
Twilight... you naughty mare.
(Everyone has pictures but me... FIGHT THE POWER!)
I... I'm sorry, but what?