Regidar yawned and walked over to his bed, which was situated right underneath a large window so the sun shone in his eyes every morning as a very annoying alarm clock to save his mother the trouble of throwing things at him.
"Well, time to get to sleep!" Regidar fell on the bed, not bothering with a blanket as it was a warm night. His legs were wide open as he started to drift off to sleep.
A small thud resonated from outside, and a tiny scraping noise could be heard if one listened closely and was not asleep. A silhouette of a figure appeared in the window, and soon an odd slopping noise was clearly audible.
Regidar opened his eyes slowly, awakened from the sound. "Hello?"
"Ah, sh-"
"Twilight?"
The purple mare froze. "Uh, yeah, you caught me. Um, how's it going?"
"What are you doing outside my window at eleven o'clock at night?"
"Um, I was... painting the side of your house!"
Regidar gave the unicorn a look. "Really now."
"Um, yep! I'm almost done... just open your legs a bit more..."
"You were clopping, weren't you?"
Twilight started to sweat. "As a matter of fact, I was NOT clo- YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!" Twilight thrust herself off the ladder into the bushes then sprinted away.
Regidar sighed, and closed his curtains. "I really need to move to a different town."