"Hmm, now where was that?" Starlight Glimmer searched through her bookshelf for her copy of Twilight Sparkle's Friendship Journal. "Ah ha! Here it is!" Starlight said, retrieving the book and sitting down to read it. She had gone through it quickly once before back when she had helped make copies of it for Twilight and her friends.
"And copies for the rest of Equestria," Starlight muttered to herself, recalling how much misfortune the newfound fame had brought her friends. Upon reflection she wished she could go back and do things differently. She looked over the many friendship problems in the journal and chuckled to herself. She was bemused with the rather convoluted ways that her friends had to solve these problems. Hindsight being what it was, Starlight realized she could have solved each and every one of them in a snap.
"In thirty seconds or less," she said with a rather smug expression. It was lark of a thought at first. But the more she pondered on it, the more she liked the idea. "I'd be doing them a favor, really," she reasoned. "Think of all the time they would save. Twilight would be a princess that much sooner. Think of what more we would have accomplished by now..." she trailed off. "What the hay, I could have been a princess by now."
Starlight looked up from her book at her bedroom mirror, imagining herself with wings and a crown. It was the mirror that Twilight had given her at her 'graduation' ceremony after she'd saved Equestria from the changelings' return with Discord, Trixie, and Thorax. She could go back and thwart Chrysalis all the easier now that she knew the secret of a changeling sharing love, rather than feeding on it. She realized that she could prevent the invasion altogether! Both of them!
"That's all the reasoning I need," Starlight said, clutching the book to her chest. "I'd be irresponsible to not do this." She readied her time-travel spell.
"It's time for me to fix everything!"
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This will end up with ponies getting tree sap all over them, I just know it
This is very covinient
It’s weird, sure.
I like it tho.
As a wise woman once said:
And that's how they all died
I love that cover picture.
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It’s from the end of this:
I feel like this is gonna go so terribly wrong in the funniest way imaginable.
You know, if Starlight solves the problems of the past before they happen, then she will never have reached a point where she'd read about them in the present and decide to go back and fix them. That would probably means she wouldn't go back and fix them, which means the problems would have existed and...oh no, I've gone cross-eyed.
*repeatedly smacks Starlight with rolled up newspaper*
Do you want to cause Grandfather Paradoxes?
Because that's how you get Grandfather Paradoxes.
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Somepony should really have called in Sunset Shimmer. This looks like a job for her.
*Puts Cher's If I could Turn Back Time on a loop* Deadpool, eat your heart out!
No doubt it's smooth sailing from here hmmmm
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"Actualmente-"
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"YO SOY EL REY SOMBRA!"
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"el Tiempo, esa es la respuesta! Spike, toma nota"
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ummm, extraño, mi reloj esta atrasado por 1 segundo... alguien debio de haberlo jodido a lo grande en cuanto a lineas temporales, ¿debo revisar que salio mal? pff, eufenismo, cuando se trata del tiempo, algo saldra mal... je, como la ley de phurfy.. o como se llame
"En los proximos tiempos, las aventuras inter-temporales de Starlight Glimmer y Time! MurderP0n7 contra el (autoproclamado!) Maestro del tiempo, SOMBRA!"