Date-Your-Own-Dashie

by CategoricalGrant

Chapter 3

Time to turn on the Chad mare-killer skills. “Oh, sup?” you say, nodding vaguely in Rainbow Dash’s direction. You stand on the tips of your hooves to look over her head back at her teammates. “Is that Fleetfoot over there?”

“Uh...yeah, it is,” Rainbow Dash answers. She chuckles. “Be careful if you want to talk to her, she’s got a wicked lisp!”

“Alright, cool,” you say, trotting right by Rainbow Dash.

“Uh, alright then..I’ll see you later?” she asks awkwardly and rhetorically, before disappearing further into the depths of the locker room.

Nailed it. She’s totally into you.

Proceed to Chapter 6.

Comments

[Crankshaft]

...Yeah, I went for the rational mindset the first run through and got the perfect ending first time.

Now, I am running in Douchebag Mode. Should be interesting.

[FirewaspRambo]

HAHAHAHAHA *inhale* asshole.