Date-Your-Own-Dashie

by CategoricalGrant

Chapter 29

Rainbow Dash doesn’t talk to you anymore.

Her friends don’t either. The loud apple salespony doesn’t even try to sell you apples anymore.

She just stares.

Pinkie Pie still likes and talks to you, though; she likes everypony. Of course, she also baked you a ‘Have a Shameful One Week Anniversary of Breaking Rainbow Dash’s Heart Day’ cake with a frowny face on it, once. That was kind of a bummer.

The Wonderbolts disbanded after Rainbow Dash pieced together what Spitfire had done. It led to several revelations about Spitfire’s conduct that led half of the teams’ roster to resign at the same time, ending the team’s season before it was half over.

Of course, there’s one upside to all this: you did make out with the Captain of the Wonderbolts behind a dumpster in a dark alley.

Even more than that, you were a record holder: you’d be the last pony ever to make out with an active Captain of the Wonderbolts behind a dumpster in a dark alley. Now that’s something you can tell your grandfoals about, assuming you don’t ruin your next nascent relationship like you did this one.

So...Good job? I guess?

SECRET ENDING

Comments

[horizon]

Best cake

[GeorgeOfTheJungle]

Broke her heart and crushed her dream by getting the Wonderbolts disbanded? I'm fairly certain this doubles as the worst ending.

[Big_Shaqespeare]

Fucking oof

[TheWraithWriter]

Beautiful.

[CategoricalGrant]

8911833

[Archangel of the Silent]

Flawless victory.

[Sunny Starscout]

Well shit. I knew I'm naturally bad at dating

[Lack of Tact]

Welp, we've done it lads.

We've become worst pone.

[AmanDash]

This is not Secret ending!
Of all the bad endings to happen, this is the Worst. Possible: Ending!!!

[StarlightArrow]

WE WEREN'T EVEN IN AN OFFICIAL RELATIONSHIP YET I WAS JUST TRYING TO MAKE DASH JEALOUS

[Kadigan]

And you just keep on judgin' me, Story, don'tcha?

[Applejackisbest]

Worth it

[Slippery_Fire]

I’ll just move to another place, start my dating life over-

[NotHereForMuch]

Damn. Funny, in a sadistic way.

[Dashiefan675]

I have now reached rank : 20% COOLER THAN RAINBOW DASH